#spy tf2

[dabirdyy]

introducing scene girl spy!!! i had the idea after playing around with spy cosmetics and i couldn't get her out of my head. may or may not make this a series.

[kobr4z]

Spy en esa estética bonita tipo paris rosita

[me-the-red-spy]

stimky

"... I smell perfectly fine, thank you. You all listen to that blubbering cry baby too much." His cheeks redden, and his arms shift in discomfort.

[me-the-red-spy]

You strike me as a historical art person. What's your favorite piece, in or outside of your collection? Mine is "portrait of Fritza Riedler" by Gustav Klimt :)

"That... Is a surprisingly adequate question, my friend. You must excuse me, but I don't think I could choose simply just one piece..."

There's a long silence as he thinks, mulling over the pieces he owns and has seen in his lifetime.

"Bottomley's Mother and Child looking at Virgin and child is pleasant. I also appreciate Mother and Child by Wilfredo Lam. Joan Miró, Antoni Tàpies, and Marcel Duchamp have pieces I find myself coming back to."

His tongue pokes between his lips, thinking more.

"The way Montserrat Gudiol chooses to depict women - Especially more maternally - Nourishes the soul."

[me-the-red-spy]

spy would you rather be stuck in a room with one thousand bugs or stuck in a room with one thousand puppies!!!!! Important…….

"... This is too vague. What sort of insect am I stuck with? 1000 butterflies? 1000 ants? Centipedes? Are the puppies different breeds? Are they all a domesticated canine? Would I be stuck with feral dogs or poisonous creepy crawlies?" He sighs, taking a drag from his cigarette. "I suppose the insects."

[me-the-red-spy]

Your favorite and least favorite food?

"Oranges." There's such an intense look on his face, his passion for the fruit can't be contained. His hands shake with excitement. "Oranges are rather good. Also, you can use the peel as an ashtray in the mean time."

He has to pause then, tapping against his chin as he searches for the answer. "I've tried bugs before, I understand the appeal but it's not personally for me..."

[me-the-red-spy]

you should 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 try chai 🦀🦀🦀🦀n smok wait 🦀🦀🦀🦀 help the cr🦀🦀bs

"Oh my. You appear to have some sort of infestation..." He bites back a giggle, crouching down and picking up several of the crabs. "Allow me to assist you. What was that about chai?" He's holding so many crabs. He seems hardly bothered by the way they pinch him.

[me-the-red-spy]

*cough* narcissist *cough*

"The issue with so many people is that they demonize the action of looking out for one's self, including respecting your own person, appearance, and time." He picks imaginary lint from his suit. "I hardly mind being labelled as a narcissist, I don't understand why I should see it as a negative in the first place. Aren't we supposed to be looking out for number 1 anyways? Your number 1 should be you."