PocketSized!Syd March hcs (Reader-insert bc i cannot Control myself)
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PocketSized!Syd who sits in your bag, head peaking out like chihuahuas do,, and goes through literally every single thing in there, and acts surprised when you get upset that he didn't put things back exactly where they were
PocketSized!Syd who, whenever you go to a cafe, asks for more of your pastry and then only eats half of his portion
PocketSized!Syd who lays on your shoulder, belly-down as you work
PocketSized!Syd who watched Ratatouille ONCE and now insists on sitting your head while you cook, and pulls your hair
PocketSized!Syd who uses your compact as a full body mirror
PocketSized!Syd who you force to live in a doll house
PocketSized!Syd who PRIES open your eyelids in the morning to wake you up
-"I didn't think it would scare you!"
PocketSized!Syd who you (much to his dismay) make dress up in cute little outfits (he HATES it. or so he claims)
PocketSized!Syd who you make sit on your turntable, just to watch him spin around over and over
PocketSized!Syd who gets into your sewing kit to steal needles, that he uses to prick your skin with totally not for the sake of making you bleed
PocketSized!Syd who refuses to let you leave the house without him (he may or may not be obsessed.)
PocketSized!Syd who sits in your shoes so you can't leave
PocketSized!Syd who bites for absolutely no reason at all
PocketSized!Syd who sits in the cupholder as you drive
PocketSized!Syd who forces you to keep a set of cutlery and plate in your bag at all times (he doesn't like how the normal big plates make him feel tiny)
PocketSized!Syd who shuts off your computer if you don't pay attention to him
PocketSized!Syd who unplugs the wifi router when you're "working too much"
PocketSized!Syd who tries to push off every stuffed animal on your bed
PocketSized!Syd who you'll lowkey use as a paperweight under the guise of wanting him there (he hasn't realized it yet)
PocketSized!Syd who you crushed once while sleeping
PocketSized!Syd who drives around in a toy car to get around the house
PocketSized!Syd who HATES dogs (he got taken by one who thought he was a toy once)
PocketSized!Syd who hides your car keys in the morning
PocketSized!Syd who begs you to take him with you to class/work, and when you finally relent, gets bored being unable to talk to you all day, so he opts for staring at you from your bag like a creepy toy
PocketSized!Syd who claims to hate when you get lipstick on him (he actually loves it, but will never admit it
PocketSized!Syd who picks fries off of your plate even after claiming to not be hungry
PocketSized!Syd who is somehow always sick totally not because he keeps injecting teeny tiny doses of sickness
PocketSized!Syd who you threatened to put in the dishwasher once after he pushed a clean fork onto the floor
PocketSized!Syd who likes to watch you do your makeup, and tries to help you put on blush (spoiler alert: he makes you look ridiculous)
PocketSized!Syd who makes a suspicious growl-sounding noise when you get hit on in public (which embarrasses the shit out of you, but refuses to comment on it later)
IM OBSESSEDDDDDDDDDDD AUGYHAGDJUGSDEJU
heh..,,, if someone wants a ficlet of any of these PLS req