Melancholic Phosphophyllite 🐞🍎

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[polkahoshizora]

Sometimes I think about what it would be like to have a Weird Al body pillow/dakimakura...

[weirdalphabet]

Probably the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life

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[liro-art]

Maybe some locks were only meant for one key 👀

[weirdalphabet]

The belly glimpse 😍😍😍

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[weirdalphabet]

I don't mean to be demanding or anything, but I'd like to see people experiment and see more fanfiction or fanart or whatever with Al being a yandere. I think it would be interesting and fun to see what comes of it. He is always so kind, nice and cute; it would be a very good contrast. I usually don't like male yanderes (unlike female yanderes, wich I do like) for some reason; they disgust me and make me feel repulsed, but we're talking about Weird Al, and besides, he has several songs about obsessive love and things like that, and somehow it fits with that contrast I already mentioned(?

Anyways, what do you think?

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Hmm I don't have strong opinions on this, I actually had to Google what it means. I'm not too familiar with anime/manga tropes and I'm not into romance or horror genre stuff, so I don't really have any perspective on these kinds of stories.

I do enjoy his obsessive love songs though - Melanie is the main one that come to mind, any others? Maybe You Make Me or Jackson Park Express? Those are a bit obsessive/unhinged but I wouldn't say they go so far that they become scary or threatening.

I've seen people discuss this kind of dynamic the other way around with Almuda: i.e., Bermuda being excessively devoted to Al to the point of becoming obsessive, possessive, stalkerish, or even violent. That's not a huge headcanon for me but it's fun to ponder. I don't know if I'd write it but I'd definitely read it if someone wrote it.

[weirdalphabet]

Al hugging/cuddling people

[katnficer]

wait hear me out-

ok so not to forcefully adopt this idea as an au from @katzebruh or anything (because i'm unreasonably insane about it for some reason, literally a dozen other caine-centric AUs out there that are infinitely more complex and compelling and i picked this one, fuck it dawg we ball) but my headcanon is that caine genuinely was testing out modifiers and accidentally fucked up forever, if i had a nickel- and he's super conflicted about it...

because on one hand... he's a silly cat furry thing now and literally whats not to love? the humans like it and admittedly doing kitty things is really nice sometimes! chin scritches have never felt so good, honestly he would figure out how to get rid of it sooner if everyone wasn't enjoying it so much!

on the other hand... yikes... an unfixable bug? one that screws with his brain? stop me if you've heard this one before-

awww his widdle ears are so cute though awww and the paws awww

[runawaygecko-deactivated2026080]

The way he's holding them here makes me feel conflicted. Like, this scene is terrifying and I can't imagine what's it like to be on a receiving end of it but... just look at it.

- he's holding Zooble in a way so that their parts don't fall out

- he's not squeezing Gangle so that her fragile ribbons don't get tangled

- he's not putting too much pressure on Ragatha so that she doesn't get ripped apart

- he's only holding Pomni and Jax firmly because their bodies are solid and rubbery

And this scene is right after the torture too. You would think he would be more violent, but no. He wanted to hurt them, not break them.

Caine wanted them to listen. And because they never did, he made them feel what he felt when they poked at his biggest fears and insecurities.

I guess what I meant to say is - even when at his worst, there was still something considerate in him. Something resembling the real him and not the angry monster he'd become.

[channelz]

[airline-amy]

Bob pounding George into the mattress until he's practically screaming, making him feel better than Teri ever could 🩷

[polkahoshizora]

UHF could have been a better movie if they had included a two-hour, wild, and intense gay sex scene between George and Bob, followed by showing Teri suffering because George broke up with her for Bob, since he was the only one who was always there for him no matter what.

I'm sorry, I hate Teri. She's an unbearable, whiny bitch lol. I can understand her frustration, of course, but I still can't help but find her incredibly irritating.

[polkahoshizora]

I want to have sex with Weird Al.

[weirdalphabet]

I want to have weird sex with Weird Al.

[polkahoshizora]

I want to have sex with Weird Al.

[polkahoshizora]

—Th-Thank you... Weird Al.

—Weird Al?

—Because... um... you're weird, Al.

—Oh, yeah.

[moetivation]

[nowh3r3g1rl]

[kyuu-internetangelyumi]