Dr. Waldo Butters

About

[lokaror]

Only dullards specalize in fire magic.

[orcboxer]

”I cast—” Let me guess, you're gonna make fire go at me again

[mothnem]

Hey. Humanity has had a thing for fire for centuries.

[lokaror]

Fire was first made in 1995

[orcboxer]

and it wasn't even good

[dateamonster]

fairy rings, or as some like to call them, the stray human distribution system

[kevinbparry]

Wizard makes a sandwich 🥪✨

[lokaror]

MILES LONG TRAFFIC JAM IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO AS ORC NAME OF "MELONSTOMPER" IN 8 HOUR DANCE STANDOFF WITH A DRAGON

[chicago-mentioned]

[frog-squire]

we are so back

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[bedupolker]

Doctor Seuss ass biome

[medievaljournalist]

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

[ladyshinga]

[maplebunie]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

saved from being corrupted by the evil amulet by being pure of heart, yes, but more important also kind of dumb

[swamplevel]

this evil sword shit is so easy you don't even have to really attempt to corrupt your wielder anymore. you just say "that guy looks like a sinner" real casually while they're in the checkout line and they start sweating and glancing around them desperately

[starryeyesxx]

Liar.

[maxknightley]

there should be more problems that I can cleave in twain and fewer problems that my friends and I have to quietly endure day after day and week after week and year after year

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[muffinlevelchicanery]