Garbage Bagels

babette ate oatmeal

[77lllll]

[literallysame]

this is performance art

[demiiwhiffin]

[wentmad]

this is literally a taylor swift quote about picking up food after it’s fallen on the floor

[emswift]

[georgiaadorestaylor]

IM SCREAMING

[taylorcometobrazil]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

[taylorswift]

Yeah as it turns out not all inspirational quotes are A) about climbing mountains B) inspiring at all when you consider the source material 🍟

“doN’t piCk it Up & eAt iT iF itS sTiCkY, iT’s iNtUiTioN🤪”

[teamnii-blog]

[toastbutteregg]

[stability]

honestly never regret treating yourself if you had a good time

[toastbutteregg]

[stars-bean]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[valtsv]

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there are only two (2) main ways adhd ppl deal with time:

1. “i have one (1) thing i have to do this afternoon, so i absolutely cannot do anything else today” (except you absolutely can)

AND

2. “i have 17 things on my schedule today, but i can absolutely fit in 9 more things” (except you absolutely cannot)

[guerrillatech]

[bidoof]

buzzfeed headline idea: “The Founding Fathers Were Neither Woke Nor Bae.”

[mtv]

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

[jeongin-archive]

on all levels except physical i am asleep rn

[hauntbaby]

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

[thebestoftumbling]