out! damned snot!

Michael (she/they) Sneeze kink NSFW blog. 18+ (I'm 28). queer/body/kink posi no maps, no terfs, no ddlg

[softblesses]

fyp getting a bit too specific 👁️👄👁️

[heleniumx]

Y'ALL THE COMMENTS. Not a someone with the username 'allegra' commenting 💀

[with-practice]

[jackthepeeper]

never forget your censorship

[hornytimebee]

"Cockdrunk this" and "cockdrunk that"

What about pussydrunk? What about being so intoxicated with her taste and smell that you beg for it constantly? What about that huh?

[duckyduckduckling]

Saw someone on reddit say that they are so badly photic that the reflection of light off a white sheet hanging out to dry is enough to set them off sneezing.

I never knew I needed this, but all of a sudden all of my comfort characters have this. And line dry their laundry (I've been informed this isn't as common as it is in Australia).

[snezus-christ-risen]

The ways people can photic is insane — I once read someone say they can “coax a sneeze out of a candle flame” and I haven’t been able to get the image out of my head ever since

[poetryandsniffles]

Guys with soft, gentle sneezes. Lots of quiet, desperate, breathy hitching, followed by drenchingly wet sneezes into cupped hands or tissues, or freely without covering at all, the spray visible and sparkling in the low light. The kind of soft, gentle sneezes that still take over their whole body but issue with a kind of tenderness, like the sneezes are almost palpably fragile things. Guys with soft, gentle sneezes that turn their breathing ragged, and then they release that little sigh after the last sneeze, a sigh nearly indistinguishable from a moan.

[terrestrialyarn]

"Are you even listening?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm trying to follow you I'm just... also, trying nhhot to-oh...heiiH'SSHHew! Crap. Sorry."

"Oh. You can just sneeze, you know. You don't have to hold it back that hard."

"You don't- snf! understand, with my allergies...hh'ISHhhew! once I get st-stah- stahhtehd, I- heh'SHIIEW! I can't... hh! hH! HIH'SSHhew! ehH'SShew! heih'SHHEW!"

"Oh. Yeah, that's- I'll find you some tissues."

[aliasnz]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is lift his collar over his nose to sneeze all over his bare chest

[fetishccinealfredo]

once again simping for men with dramatic buildups.

buildups that make their eyes go half-lidded, maybe slightly crossed? all leading up to a gentle, maybe tight closing.

his chest rising and falling with every hitch.

is his nose pink? sensitive? maybe a little drippy?

yeah. yeah, that's the good stuff.

[fetishccinealfredo]

she had him bound and on his knees, bringing a lovely bouquet of flowers up to his nose.

his eyes gently close as his breathing started to hitch.

"hihh... oh my god, it... it... hahh...!" she lowered the bouquet, placing a delicate finger under his nose.

she grinned, watching his eyes flutter open as the urge faded.

he looked up at her with desperation, his cock twitching in his boxers as a little precum stained through them.

"you really are excited, aren't you?" she kisses the tip of his nose, her voice gentle and seductive. "then you know what to say, don't you?"

he swallows softly, a small sniffle escaping. her finger remained under his nose, teasing him further.

"please...m-make me sneeze.." she withdraws her finger, bringing the bouquet gently under his nose. freshly pollinated, how convenient.

immediately, his breath hitched, his chest rising and falling quickly. "huhH... heEH...!!"

he sprayed forward with a few wet sneezes, misting both the flowers as well as her.

"hEH'gSShuhH! het'Zzshew! hih... hAAh'tsHiew!!" he sniffled wetly as she lowers the bouquet once more.

"oh, bless you. such a messy boy." she coos, eyeing the bulge now present in his boxers.

"what do you say we make you even messier, hmm?" <3

[snttyinleather]

Thinking about a stoic, intimidating person having harsh, growl-esque sneezes in public…

“GRRSSSHT!”

“H’RRRSHT!”

“HRRRGSHoo!”

But it turns out, those sneezes are just to keep the appearance of authority up. Their natural, private sneezes cuter, softer.

“Hih’tschiew!”

“Eih- Eisshoo!”

“Ih’dschi!”

Bonus points if they’re very hitchy and try to talk between the hitches.

[n0seferatu]

one of the big draws of giant/destructive snz imo is then getting to introduce the character in question to a character who lovingly tends to their nose even knowing what its capable of.

oh to go through life having to be constantly hyperconscious of this very basic reflex that everyone else gets to experience mostly without thinking about it and then meeting someone who wants to share that burden with you (and maybe even enjoys it. maybe even quite a lot.) what a powerful thing..

[hitching-hyacinth]

why should she bother to cover if she's just gonna get back in the water?

[shouldibless]

Realllly wanna put my finger under someone's itchy nose to either stop their sneeze and tease them, or feel every part of their sneezes on my hand

[heleniumx]

so, after reading @witchysniffles' hotter-than-the-hottest-day-of-summer snzfic adult swim ... I just had to draw allergic!R/io on her stupid pineapple pool float 🤭🍍

[germaphobicsneezer]

A professor/office worker looking over papers in their right hand, using the handkerchief in their other hand to rub their nose every so often.

Except when they need to sneeze, they accidentally do so with the wrong hands. And now the paper is soaked with their sneeze and possibly the cold they are coming down with. Hopefully the next sneezes don’t make such a mess…

[heleniumx]

drew a cute lil' doodle based on a scene in my latest fic ehehehe

hayfever misery but make it ✨cute✨

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