out! damned snot!

Michael (she/they) Sneeze kink NSFW blog. 18+ (I'm 28). queer/body/kink posi no maps, no terfs, no ddlg

[duckyduckduckling]

Saw someone on reddit say that they are so badly photic that the reflection of light off a white sheet hanging out to dry is enough to set them off sneezing.

I never knew I needed this, but all of a sudden all of my comfort characters have this. And line dry their laundry (I've been informed this isn't as common as it is in Australia).

[snezus-christ-risen]

The ways people can photic is insane — I once read someone say they can “coax a sneeze out of a candle flame” and I haven’t been able to get the image out of my head ever since

[poetryandsniffles]

Guys with soft, gentle sneezes. Lots of quiet, desperate, breathy hitching, followed by drenchingly wet sneezes into cupped hands or tissues, or freely without covering at all, the spray visible and sparkling in the low light. The kind of soft, gentle sneezes that still take over their whole body but issue with a kind of tenderness, like the sneezes are almost palpably fragile things. Guys with soft, gentle sneezes that turn their breathing ragged, and then they release that little sigh after the last sneeze, a sigh nearly indistinguishable from a moan.

[terrestrialyarn]

"Are you even listening?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm trying to follow you I'm just... also, trying nhhot to-oh...heiiH'SSHHew! Crap. Sorry."

"Oh. You can just sneeze, you know. You don't have to hold it back that hard."

"You don't- snf! understand, with my allergies...hh'ISHhhew! once I get st-stah- stahhtehd, I- heh'SHIIEW! I can't... hh! hH! HIH'SSHhew! ehH'SShew! heih'SHHEW!"

"Oh. Yeah, that's- I'll find you some tissues."

[aliasnz]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is lift his collar over his nose to sneeze all over his bare chest

[fetishccinealfredo]

once again simping for men with dramatic buildups.

buildups that make their eyes go half-lidded, maybe slightly crossed? all leading up to a gentle, maybe tight closing.

his chest rising and falling with every hitch.

is his nose pink? sensitive? maybe a little drippy?

yeah. yeah, that's the good stuff.

[fetishccinealfredo]

she had him bound and on his knees, bringing a lovely bouquet of flowers up to his nose.

his eyes gently close as his breathing started to hitch.

"hihh... oh my god, it... it... hahh...!" she lowered the bouquet, placing a delicate finger under his nose.

she grinned, watching his eyes flutter open as the urge faded.

he looked up at her with desperation, his cock twitching in his boxers as a little precum stained through them.

"you really are excited, aren't you?" she kisses the tip of his nose, her voice gentle and seductive. "then you know what to say, don't you?"

he swallows softly, a small sniffle escaping. her finger remained under his nose, teasing him further.

"please...m-make me sneeze.." she withdraws her finger, bringing the bouquet gently under his nose. freshly pollinated, how convenient.

immediately, his breath hitched, his chest rising and falling quickly. "huhH... heEH...!!"

he sprayed forward with a few wet sneezes, misting both the flowers as well as her.

"hEH'gSShuhH! het'Zzshew! hih... hAAh'tsHiew!!" he sniffled wetly as she lowers the bouquet once more.

"oh, bless you. such a messy boy." she coos, eyeing the bulge now present in his boxers.

"what do you say we make you even messier, hmm?" <3

[snttyinleather]

Thinking about a stoic, intimidating person having harsh, growl-esque sneezes in public…

“GRRSSSHT!”

“H’RRRSHT!”

“HRRRGSHoo!”

But it turns out, those sneezes are just to keep the appearance of authority up. Their natural, private sneezes cuter, softer.

“Hih’tschiew!”

“Eih- Eisshoo!”

“Ih’dschi!”

Bonus points if they’re very hitchy and try to talk between the hitches.

[n0seferatu]

one of the big draws of giant/destructive snz imo is then getting to introduce the character in question to a character who lovingly tends to their nose even knowing what its capable of.

oh to go through life having to be constantly hyperconscious of this very basic reflex that everyone else gets to experience mostly without thinking about it and then meeting someone who wants to share that burden with you (and maybe even enjoys it. maybe even quite a lot.) what a powerful thing..

[hitching-hyacinth]

why should she bother to cover if she's just gonna get back in the water?

[shouldibless]

Realllly wanna put my finger under someone's itchy nose to either stop their sneeze and tease them, or feel every part of their sneezes on my hand

[heleniumx]

so, after reading @witchysniffles' hotter-than-the-hottest-day-of-summer snzfic adult swim ... I just had to draw allergic!R/io on her stupid pineapple pool float 🤭🍍

[germaphobicsneezer]

A professor/office worker looking over papers in their right hand, using the handkerchief in their other hand to rub their nose every so often.

Except when they need to sneeze, they accidentally do so with the wrong hands. And now the paper is soaked with their sneeze and possibly the cold they are coming down with. Hopefully the next sneezes don’t make such a mess…

[heleniumx]

drew a cute lil' doodle based on a scene in my latest fic ehehehe

hayfever misery but make it ✨cute✨

please do not reblog to non-snz blogs // MDNI (18+ blog)

[bloodyassboots]

When someone stifles a batch of itchy sneezes against the back of their hand only to realize a second later that said hand was holding precisely the object of their irritation. One they had previously been doing their best to keep as far from their face as possible. The reaction is immediate as their nostrils flare into large rings shaking with desperation. Their breath doesn’t seem to have caught the memo, hitching again and again, unable to catch. Though the moment feels long it was only a few seconds of wait before their breath finally seemed to catch. All at once they dropped the object with a clatter bending at the waist as their hand comes up to cup around their face. The sneezes explode out of them in harsh decisive bursts, some hardly waiting for their previous to finish as their nose forces them out, begging for relief from the irritant. It is only then they remember the lingering irritant on their now mucas covered hands.

[silklined]

Inspired by this comic, and something I'm writing, and my own meandering experiences, I've been thinking about someone who spends the day before a cold hits feeling terrible. And not so much physically terrible - though a bit of that, too - but bad in every way, without knowing why.

They're snappish and short tempered with their loved ones, and impatient at the world. Every interaction seems designed for maximum irritation. But they're also cross at themselves because they just can't think at their usual speed. They're slow at work, make mistakes, can't focus and get so cross at themselves for how stupid they are. They desperately want a nap mid-afternoon, but also feel like this is lazy and of course they can't, only to find their eyes closing against their will. All of which leads to rising levels of anxiety: are they the only ones that feel like this? Everyone else can focus. Why can't they just get stuff done?

Maybe there's the early hints of physical illness: stiff shoulders, a scratch in the throat, a sneeze that's more forceful than usual. But it's also easy to overlook these, or assign them to how busy they've been, their lack of sleep recently. They just need to push through, get an earlier night tonight. Except they can't switch off, their mind is racing, and what if this is how it is now? What if they're just... A bit shit now. Forever.

And that's the fear of the small hours, when they're awake, anxiety rising, cheeks hot, tears burning in their eyes.

So when the symptoms do show themselves the next day - the sneezes and runny nose, hoarse voice and sinus pressure that unmistakably signal a cold - it's almost a relief. Because it means they aren't useless and terrible. They're just sick. This too shall pass.

[lavanderbouquete]

MORE R/yland G/race hcs bc i am insane

- Always says excuse me/sorry either before or after a fit- tries so hard to excuse himself before but it always comes out breathless

- Either sneezes into his wrist or hides his face behind his elbow vampire style

- Has learned to catch his glasses mid air while he’s sneezing bc he’s broken pairs like this before

- Prone to biting his tongue if a snz catches him off guard

- Get squirmy and grossed out easily so he won’t carry a hankerchief ever but he will use a disposable pack of tissues, or two,,,, or three.

[pollen-and-peachblossoms]

A little "heh-hold on, i-" with one finger held up followed by a waist bending sneeze probably wouldnt fix me but it wouldnt hurt!!