Pollies Talking Shit

Shit. Politicians talk a lot of it, and Jacqui Lambie posts a lot of it on her Facebook. Who knows what they're really saying? Formerly Tony Abbott Talking to people.

[boomervotes]

It’s election week, when’s the real dirt getting leaked?

Also, where is Melissa Price?

[polliestalkingshit]

Somebody tell me pls

[theauspolchronicles]

Clive Palmer is spending $60 million on his advertising campaign for the election and these are the kind of headshots his candidates have:

…he’s got 151 candidates for the House of Reps and literally more money than the Liberals, Labor, and Greens combined and all his money is going towards those annoying billboards… what the actual fuck my dude.

[polliestalkingshit]

good thing Clive Palmer and his UAP aren't on Tumblr cause i just parked their obvious username. Tee Hee Hee :)

good on ya mate

[polliestalkingshit]

"If you fuck up during these next two weeks AT ALL I'll make you read Howard's book about Menzies...again."

Scott Morrison, 7/5/19

[boomervotes]

thanks for the considered analysis DIANNE

[polliestalkingshit]

Been reading some real intellectual shit tonight over on the Sky News Facebook page - pray for me.

[theauspolchronicles]

An estimated 600,000 eligible voters aren’t enrolled to vote - and have until April 18th to do it in time for the Federal election (May 18th).

This is a massive amount of people that could change the outcome of the election. That means that we need to make sure as many people as possible are aware of the deadline by reblogging this, posting information on Facebook, twitter, instagram, etc, and informing them to go to www.aec.gov.au/enrol/ 

And for those who have moved house since the last election it’s important to update your details: www.aec.gov.au/enrol/change-address.htm and if you’ve changed your name: www.aec.gov.au/enrol/change-name.htm

If you’re unsure if your details are up to date you can check via: https://check.aec.gov.au/

It is incredibly important to spread this information before April 18th! Together we can change the future of Australia and the best way to do that is to make sure as many people as possible vote! Remember: politicians want to stay in power, and they do that by putting forward policies to large enough demographics that they can get elected. If you don’t vote they don’t care about making policies that benefit you so enrol to vote and make sure your friends do too! Together we can make a change!

[polliestalkingshit]

Please do.

[boomervotes]

his new plan is to stick a wind mill on the roof of the EV cars

[polliestalkingshit]

Election special content time >> boomervotes.tumblr.com

[polliestalkingshit]

Doing an election special tumblr, stand by.

Prepare to strap yourself into the hurt locker of boomer social media posts.

[polliestalkingshit]

“Perhaps I could interest you in a non-electric vehicle?”

- Scott Morrison, 9/4/18

[polliestalkingshit]

Honestly the only thing I’m interested in these days is what actually happened at Engadine Maccas after the 1997 grand final.

[polliestalkingshit]

I’m back bitches

Also drunk. How’s ya budget lately?

[polliestalkingshit]

"You might have shit yourself right now, but you haven't properly shit yourself until you've shit yourself at Engadine Mac- actually, never mind."

[polliestalkingshit]

You've never actually set foot in Australia, have you?

[polliestalkingshit]

"Well I guess you could say I'm serving my own suspension in the lower grades at the moment."

[polliestalkingshit]

“How’s it look like I’m doing, bitch?”

- Wyatt Roy, on life post-parliament.

[polliestalkingshit]

I think it’s going to happen.

[polliestalkingshit]

Buckle up, America - 2016 was just the curtain raiser.

[polliestalkingshit]

What makes you think its gonna happen?

In a nutshell: Voter enthusiasm. I also think polls are undersampling, and not accounting for independent and first-time voters as well as they should be. It feels a bit like Brexit 2.0.

Look at where both campaigns ended up these last two days as well - Michigan and Pennsylvania. Generally, you would finish a campaign where you need the most votes, and I don’t think it’s a good sign for Team Clinton that they’re spending their final days in these states. Remember that the DNC and RNC are running their own internal polling as well.