"THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? - 8/12/2015 in Las Vegas, NV
Chicken Scramble
1. Woody pinned Raisin Branielson after Grin delivered the Louisville Slam at 6:08.
2. Socks Fetters' Baseball Bat pinned Woody after Fetters left it on top of him following his own failed pin at 7:42.
3. Al Nova TKO'd Sock Fetter's Baseball Bat by breaking it in two with a chop at 8:19.
4. Jessica Buck pinned Al Nova following a missile dropkick at 10:24.
5. Sock Fetters pinned Jessica Buck following the Punch Out Pitch at 15:39.
6. The Giant Egg Entrance Prop submitted Socks Fetters with an ankle lock at 17:02.
7. Raisin Branielson TKO'd the Giant Egg Entrance Prop by repeatedly pressing its open/close button at 17:57.
8. Grin submitted Raisin Branielson with the Grin Fandango at 18:44.
7. Woody (2) pinned Grin by pure happenstance at 19:47.
The lights went out during the introductory announcement from Super Pollo and El Hijo de Pollo. When they came back on, El Hijo de Pollo was immediately snatched up by a small tribe of Bigfoots and carried off. Interestingly enough, the Bigfoots never once engaged in any act of violence as they simply grabbed Hijo and left Super Pollo entirely unscathed.
Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen showed up and confronted Mandarin to ask the whereabouts of Chuckles the Clown. Back in 2008, Chris Hansen showed up in Rainbow Pro and began harassing Chuckles the Clown about chat logs that he allegedly had that would put the lovable television clown away for a long time. This led to the two of them having a Falls Count Anywhere match where Chuckles managed to vanquish Hansen and as per the stipulations, Hansen had to leave Chuckles' alone but Chuckles' reputation never quite recovered and he disappeared later that year. The statute of limitations on the stipulation has expired and Hansen has come to Pollomania in search of Chuckles the Clown once again, as he believes the clown has assumed another identity.
After having sent word a couple of weeks earlier, the Masked Hipster did indeed show up to the event and was promptly superkicked off of his fixed gear bicycle by Jessica Buck during the Chicken Scramble.
During the Scramble match, Jessica Buck stumbled into a room where she found the tribe of Bigfoots playing cards with El Hijo de Pollo bound and gagged in the corner. She quickly closed the door back up.
Woody, the 200lbs inanimate wooden friend of Grin ended up becoming the Scramble Champion for the second time (and walking away from the Scramble match as champion) by pure luck. The Iron Orca clobbered Grin with a baseball bat while both were on the entrance ramp, causing Grin to fall over the top rope and into the ring and create enough of an impact that Woody's arm bounced up and landed on Grin's chest and thus constituted a pin.
It was revealed at the end of the event that Pollomania had purchased the San Diego based Tatsu Pro.
"CHEWED UP!" - 8/26/2015 in Los Angeles, CA
1. Nirvana beat Al Nova by count out at 9:28.
2. Grin & Woody beat El Tigre de Jenigbre & Buxx Von Teese at 3:14 when Grin pinned Teese after Tigre turned on his partner.
3. Tuxedo vs. Reverse Evening Gown Match: Larry Sangestino managed to put the evening gown on Jessica Buck at 10:45 to win the match.
4. Supremo Championship Match: Zookeeper Willie made a successful first defense of his title against Milo Shufflebottom, pinning him with the Chimp Bomb at 7:31.
In a blog released a few days prior to this event, a Bigfoot representative revealed that El Hijo de Pollo was captured so that he could be taken back to Parts Unknown so that he could stand trial for stealing the Parts Unknown Championship from them.
El Presidente came out for a State of the Union address but was interrupted by Grin and Woody, who turned it into a protest in support of Inanimate-Americans. El Presidente was whisked away by El Servico Secreto as Grin began ranting and chanting #WOODENLIVESMATTER.
Al Nova tried his best to conquer the Geriatric Giant, double stomping his leg and working on it for the rest of the match but a huge and violent Cobra Clutch slam resulted in Nova being counted out a mere thirty seconds before the time limit expired.
Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen was back and questioned El Tigre de Jengibre about Chuckles the Clown, but received a better non-answer than even El Presidente could give!
The scheduled trios match became a handicap match and then a regular tag match. It was revealed that El Presidente had left the arena entirely following Grin's outburst and that Thunderhead had suffered a head injury after headbutting both the locker door and doorknob in a fruitless effort to get into his dressing room. El Tigre de Jengibre quickly turned on Buxx Von Teese, taking him out with a Tiger Suplex which allowed Grin to easily win the match. Tigre would then attempt to set Woody on fire, leaving a long trail of gasoline from the entrance ramp to ringside.
Despite her best efforts, Jessica Buck was finally clothed! Her bodyguard Athena attempted to soften up Larry Sangestino before the match, but got herself ejected from ringside for her efforts. Buck nearly stripped Sangestino of everything as only his pants remained when he was finally able to slip the gown on Buck to win the match.
Zookeeper Willie retained the title in his first defense (and the first Supremo title match under Pollomania jurisdiction) against Milo Shufflebottom.
