Header credit goes to dimensionslip.tumblr. Blog of the Psycho-Pass Abridge Committee- like the actual Psycho-Pass Committee, but there's more dick jokes and a weird obsession with polos.
Regarding the abridged, we are considering completely restarting the process as progress has been incredibly slow. If you’re part of the old VA team, then you are guaranteed to get roles, but we do ask that you’re committed to it and so on.
We also need a video editor urgently, so if you have any modicum of skill with that we really really really need you!
Sample lines for auditions can be found here - Do not audition for Akane as the role has already been allocated, but all other roles are open!
We decided to simplify the auditioning process and leave the sample lines here. During your audition just state the character and then say the sample lines. Since we’re leaving to France for a week, we won’t be able to respond to any asks, so we’ll leave the lines here for people to read over and what have you. Without further ado!
Akane Tsunemori
“As for me and Ginoza, we are leaving on a mission called two thirds of a threesome go and find the remaining one and bring him and his muscles back home with them and live happily ever after.”
“So your first thought after two enforcers died, both by being blown up and dying horrifically, and another stabbed and shot the same dude in the space of five minutes and then ran away under my supervision, and additionally the previous leader of division 1 got more and more stressed and witnessed a loved one dying in front of them and eventually becoming a latent criminal.... was let’s put FUCKING AKANE IN THE SAME POSITION.”
Shinya Kogami
“Groovy is not just a word. Groovy is a state of being.”
“Hhhhhaaaaannnd iiiiii eeeee iiiii will always looove yooooouuu” (sing this badly)
“Rebel number 341, history books are not going to say that Shinya Kogami, liberator of the people, ran away from a war… because of a couple of blown up ballsacks.”
Nobuchika Ginoza
“But what about our whirlwind romance? What about bros being gay for each other? Aren’t you even the tiniest bit bisexual? … Jesus Christ, I’m going to die alone.”
“Your marshmallow heart is going to make s’mores of us all, but hey, maybe the criminals are diabetic and that’s how we get them.”
Shogo Makishima
“They call me Gilette… because I am the best a man will get. Also I will cut you.”
“Choe, my evil genius should never be questioned, even if it sounds like stupidest course of action you’ve ever heard.”
“Well, my personality is 50% mullet and 50% homicidal tendencies, so if I cut my hair we’re halfway there.”
Tomomi Masaoka
“Hi so sorry, I’m dead.”
“Ko seriously shut the fuck up or I’m going to kick you in the dick.”
Yayoi Kunizuka
“Cue the explosions, bebe. Hypno-queer powers commence... fall under my queer spell...” (sensual)
“I’m here, I’m queer.” “Knock knock, I don’t like cock.” “What up gang, I hate wang.”
Shusei Kagari
“Well for dinner, we’re having salad. Fruit salad. That’s mainly grapes. Fermented grapes. In liquid form. We’re having wine for dinner.”
“I guess he just couldn’t live… without the internet.”
Shion Karanomori
“According to my analysis of the situation, we’re um... let me see here... we’re fucked. Right in the assets.”
“You’re a very special woman. Just because Gino and the Chief told you to be merciful, and Kogami wants you to blast everything to shit and piss on the aftermath doesn’t mean that those are your only options. Stop being so preoccupied with the right choice that you never answer the question...... you didn’t hear a word I just said, did you? You stopped listening after I called you a special woman.”
Mitsuru Sasayama
*sing the mission impossible theme very badly*
“I’m not going to keep my hands to myself because uh, I don’t know, I DON’T HAVE FUCKING HANDS.”
Choe Gu-Sung
“Goddammit, what?! Again? Urgh, I hate late night rebooty calls!”
“Pitchforks yes, innuendos maybe.”
Saiga Jouji
“I would like to say for the record, yes, I am accepting blow jobs in exchange for A grades.”
“Kogami, what the fuck? I told you to stop doin’ this shit.”
Joshu Kasei
“Oh my Sibyl. It’s like that scene in the lion king where Simba tries to roar and nearly gets eaten by hyenas.”
“Shimotsuki? More like Shit-motsuki.”
Candy/Holograms
“Akane, would you like to access your naked Kogami photos?”
“Akane, Akane! If you’re going on a date, don’t forget to take some condoms!”
Rikako Oryo
“No problem! I’ve got tons of ma-chets! I’ve got a wood chopping ma-chet…. A foliage tearing ma-chet… and ice breaking ma-chet… a mailman murdering ma-chet…”
“Hello, my name is Rikako Oryo and I will be your traumatiser for tonight.”
Mika Shimotsuki
“Time and time again you fuck up more than previously imagined. It’s like a talent. A shitty, shitty talent.”
“Darn it, does the damned douchebag dickhead dog detest the d designation? That’s dreamily damning. Derfect even.”
Sho Hinakawa
*Your best Kenny from South Park impression, only with anxious muttering and muffled screaming*
Sakuya Togane
“Sometimes people smirk in smug self-satisfaction when they’re feeling very sad.”
“Snoop dog and snoopy puppy here to see queef the chief.”
Risa Aoyanagi
“Alright, settle down there Zac Efron.”
“You know something, Ginoza? You’re taking Kogami’s disappearance all so well – I’m proud of you… I know what it’s like to… lose… your… boyfriend [gross sobbing]”
Sugo Teppei
“Lol this gun’s almost as big as my dick. But mine’s much more explosive and lethal. You could say it’s a destroy decomposer.”
“This knob’s nearly as big as mine.”
Shisui Mizue
“So you want me to chill? Not kill?
“I should have had a burger instead of committing a murder?”
Kirito Kamui
“I sent you to flay, not slay. You had dominators to claim, not people to maim.”
“Surprise! I am everywhere, literally no-one is certain what my angle is. That is because I have none, I am a circle. Neverending. The most powerful of all the shapes.”
Narrator
“Dr. Ginoza is a firm believer in the wonders of fresh air and the ‘talk shit; get hit’ two step program.”
Additional Voices
1. Do a weeaboo impression. Like a REALLY TERRIBLE WEEABOO IMPRESSION.
