Double up 😉 Pt 1
*TRUE STORY*
🚫 Names have been changed to protect those involved 🚫
Its always good to catch up with family you aint seen in ages, especially when alcohol is involved 😉
My grandmother is somewhat of a matriarch in our family. Shes outlived so many of her children, grandchildren and even great-grandchildren. So when it came to her 80th, the whole family came from all over the country and even from across the ditch to celebrate with her.
Fams started showing up on the Wednesday. More came in on Thursday and then Friday, a lot more arrived. So we started prep. The hangi hole got dug in the evening and rocks burnt through the night.
Naturally, all the guys started drinking. All hot and sweaty from a long day and nights work. I joined the cuzzies and uncles, relaxing after the work I put in.
The hole family knows I’m gay. They like to joke around. One cousin, Jayden, was pretty smashed. Not a stumbly mess drunk but more a happy, open and huggy drunk. He puts his arm over my shoulder, his face right up by my face so that his lips were almost touching my ear. “I miss you my cuz, hope your mans treating you right or ima have to smash him” he says with a laugh. His warm breath in my ear sent chills through my body. “I’m algud cuz, been single for quite some time now” I replied.
“Aww no gud eah cuz, find u a man to take care of that fat *family name* cock hahahhahha” he cracks up .. “fuckya cuz, im algud” i said with a wee chuckle.. our convo continues for another few minutes before he shoots inside for a piss and check on his kids.
A family friend came and stood by me. His names Darren but people just call him D. He’s bro’s with my cousins and that but he’s always at every family function, he’s pretty much family. “Fuck aint seen you for ages g” he said. “Yeah its been ages”.. i ask him how he’s been and how the kids are and stuff. They’re good, things..same old. He asks about me and what I been upto. Hows my live life. Am I still gay.
We talk for a bit and he takes off to join an uncle. A few hours pass and people start dropping like flies, leaving a handful of us around the fire. I noticed D wasnt out here. I thought he’d gone inside.
I walk around the back to the fence, undo my pants and pull out my dick for a piss when I feel some hands hit down on my shoulders..
















