littlewood's law is lame

professional village idiot

[panvani]

"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

[panvani]

Elden Ring.

[lastvalyrian]

7 year old niece that has only played cookie run starting elden ring: getting a lot of cookie run vibes from this

[cyanosaure]

[lmaonade]

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

[wurmplebot]

[lmaonade]

not now wurmple

[killermchann]

[aflo]

gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game

[tonyzaret]

[scoes]

yes

[tonyzaret]

ok

[ikakkumon]

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

[tonyzaret]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoop_(utensil)

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[oldoldoldoldold2]

[oldoldoldoldold2]

i sprinkle jpegs around and he pecks them up in its mouth

[fjdskljgsd-deactivated20140311]

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

[lichterloh]

[catgirl-intestinal-parasite]

[toskarin]

VISUAL CALCULUS [Easy: Failure] — At a glance, only the colors are clear. Whatever this little red thing is, with its minuscule strip of white, it looks like...

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Success] — Like Amongus.

[toskarin]

YOU — "Amongus..."

KIM KITSURAGI — "This is a crime scene," he furrows his brow.

EMPATHY — As if taken by a hideously rapturous headache.

KIM KITSURAGI — "Not *Amongus*."

[ushirominya]

adding these to my violence folder

[how2bake]

God ykno that panel of marcille saying yeah it was highly illegal magic so don't tell anyone about this and chilchuck makes a fucking expression and then is like sure whatever and starts drinking from the bottle. That's how I feel reading some people's posts

[how2bake]

This one

[grotesqueman-deactivated2022062]

look at this

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

They need to move Winston to tf2, his talents are wasted in overwatch

[neotrances-deactivated]

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)