They Did Not Even Season The Fucking Vegetables

I got a bogel for the glotch... Icon by Rotzcake

[dogpuppy]

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[dogpuppy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[lleyksie]

bunny hill

[shencomix]

[dogpuppy]

[unsubconscious]

Iri B., Glass #2 Oil on canvas, 60 x 80cm

[capacity2]

Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

[unpeeled-human]

im sorry this is absolutely comical this is the type of shit some villain of shadow would say before being brought over to the good side

"light, shining in the darkness...? hah! preposterous"

[wirelessmousegirl]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit 😳 amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore 🥵🥵🥵 et dolore magna 😵‍💫😵‍💫 aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud~ exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat~ 😈😈😈

[machinecreature]

[catasters]

[wizardshark]

Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

[magicratfingers]

[freebroccoli]

Me, accumulating worldly possessions: this is awesome!

Me, moving worldly possessions: this blows!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[7fff00]

[ID: Bluesky post by Ash Ponders that reads:

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

Attached is a WhatsApp screenshot that reads:

Ash Ponders: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ponders: Are jaguar soft? Di Martino: They are very soft

/end ID]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you need to listen to rap and hiphop you need to listen to jazz you need to listen to blues and country and bluegrass or else you will be inflicted with something most foul of the soul

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

and if you say you do and post a video game ost you will be hexed by an evil shaman

[art-made-in-bed]

Lore dump

[shinystalcat]

the only thing I know about prototype is that the venn diagram of its fans and ac fans is very nearly a circle. So I bought it.

[bumblebeebats]

My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

[bumblebeebats]

Nay, verily... I have noted the position of the stars, and determined rather that The Beast Hungers... for her nightly plate of wet food

[bumblebeebats]

@calamitytrios @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey The people have spoken

Behold, The Beast