B-loved Swami

(づ￣ ³￣)づ

[nesquotes]

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (Rocket Science Productions, 1991)

[catchymemes]

[sunship1965]

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[8uttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

[staffcansuckit]

[tiralatele]

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…

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[tadpoledancer]

POST MORE

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As you wish!

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And just because…

[polyokashii]

toilet humor

[suite-dee-reynolds]

[animusrox]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) | dir. The Russo Brothers

[polyokashii]

“we’ll be right back”

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

So today in foowbaw, the Browns preformed a fusion dance after a touchdown.

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[imaginedsoldier]

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

[somecutething]

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[dcmultiverse]

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[throwbacksongs]

Visit Original Link

Drake Bell - I Found a Way

[sovfx-deactivated20171107]

i remember back in 9th grade a teacher asked us to bring in a song that “represented us" so some kid that had absolutely no friends and nobody even know his name brought in this song and we all laughed because why the fuck would the drake and josh theme song represent you

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i cant believe melee’s meta has gotten to a point where it relies on using broken controllers to pull off super unintended moves and they still insist that what they’re doing isn’t exploiting glitches and they expect to be taken seriously

like, you are not playing super smash brothers melee at this point. the game you are playing is made out of melee’s mangled corpse. you have gone beyond playing “not the way the devs intended” to “not the way the HARDWARE MANUFACTURERS intended” 

you’re relying on hardware that is malfunctioning to do these things and wondering why nintendo doesn’t support you or your community 

it’s insane 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

gladly! 

so, one in fifty gamecube controllers have a factory defect that results in the analog stick being a little bit looser, and that looseness in the analog stick allows for more precise analog stick inputs without the stick’s “snap back” interfering 

there are melee tricks that require broken controllers like this, so these controllers are highly desirable in the melee community 

these broken controllers allow for inputs that would otherwise only be possible with a digital controller like a hitbox 

one smash player famously quit a tournament because he lost his broken controller and couldn’t perform the glitches he wanted to in order to win 

imagine if you entered a tournament for any other fighting game and said “I REFUSE to play unless you let me use my hitbox” 

you’d be thrown out, because your hitbox would be considered an unfair advantage over other players 

but fuck it, it’s melee, and melee is all about cheating, and “if i can’t cheat the way i wanna cheat I’M GOING HOME”

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

pat from Super Best Friends put it best:

“If you have to rely on your equipment being non-standard to everybody else’s in a way that gives you an advantage, that is cheating.” 

[radraedx]

Indeed he did put it best. Here’s his 20 minute rant about it the week it happened.

[yazzydream]

Connie // Mabel