Sade Olutola
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Andulka
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Not today Justin
shark vs the universe
Keni
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$LAYYYTER
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@j-bone1988
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
omg
+ bonus gif (zoomed in hands and shoulders)
( x | x | x | x | x | x | x )
For every day that 19 gets more attractive, a little bit of 88s attractiveness gets taken away
PK1K
Folks who want to watch the 2020 Playoffs!
Disclaimer, I am in England. I always have to watch games via an unofficial live stream, and while I think all of these work internationally, just be aware!
So, you want to watch the ill advised 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs, but don’t want to give a penny to the NHL? Fantastic decisions! My go to stream sites are:
- onhockey.tv (Live streams every NHL game, and also a great deal of other leagues, ie the KHL) - fullmatchtv.com (You want some replays? Hell yeah you want some replays!) - nhl-stream.com (This one already has playoff games scheduled, so you know it’ll be available!) - NHL66 (Another good site for livestreams, also has replays of games but only for a limited time!)
Some of these you may have to download an adblocker app to watch through if you want to watch on your phone!
Feel free to add your own sites/comments! Stay safe, everyone, and don’t give the NHL your money!
my go-to source during the season was bilasport.net
I’m always pro-piracy so stream ahead but just fyi the NHL will be paid the same amount regardless because of the broadcasting deal they have with Sportsnet and Comcast.
Also at least in America ratings only count only if you have a Nielsen box. So if you already have it on your satellite don’t feel guilty watching it on that either.
hi friends :) if anyone wants to a) beta a halfway done 1988 fic for me and/or b) help me come up with an idea to finish it bc I started it months ago and have since forgotten where I was even going with it that’d be dope ahhahaha
1988 Summer and Winter
is everyone who reblogged this okay?
no
I haven’t seen him, but I bet Patrick Kane looks good today
clips of Jonathan Toews swearing like a sailor but not as much as Coach Q, in EPIX’s Road to the NHL Winter Classic.
joyfulseeker: #next time I’m in another terrible meeting#I’m going to remember this compilation of glory#Jonathan Toews can just swear at things for me#’THIS IS A HORSHIT FUCKING INSTRUMENT’#’WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS RUN STOPPED? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE#GO THE FUCK HOME#FUCKIN MORON#I’m just going to loop this foreverrrrrrrrrr
This is my favorite post on this website.
I will always reblog this
I can’t stop watching this
Always reblog this
02.01.2019 - Blackhawks vs Sabres: Patrick Kane gets mashed into the boards and Jonathan Toews to the rescue
(bonus gif of Patrick looking all sheepish like “sorry about my boyfriend, I’m a little embarrassed but also maybe a little turned on rn, no jonny pls stop fighting”)
Chicago Blackhawks horoscope signs
David Kampf: January 12th (Capricorn) Ryan Carpenter: January 18th (Capricorn) Kirby Dach: January 21st (Aquarius) Slater Koekkoek: February 18th (Aquarius) Matthew Highmore: February 27th (Pisces) Alex Nylander: March 2nd (Pisces) Dylan Strome: March 7th (Pisces) Connor Murphy: March 26th (Aries) Zack Smith: April 5th (Aries) Brent Seabrook: April 20th (Aries) Jonathan Toews: April 29th (Taurus) Calvin de Haan: May 9th (Taurus) Dylan Sikura: June 1st (Gemini) Nick Seeler: June 3rd (Gemini) Drake Caggiula: June 20th (Gemini) Lucas Carlsson: July 5th (Cancer) Duncan Keith: July 16th (Cancer) Andrew Shaw: July 20th (Cancer) Adam Boqvist: August 15th (Leo) Dominik Kubalik: August 21st (Leo) Olli Maatta: August 22nd (Leo) Brandon Hagel: August 27th (Virgo) Nicolas Beaudin: October 7th (Scorpio) Brandon Saad: October 27th (Scorpio) Dennis Gilbert: October 30th (Scorpio) Patrick Kane: November 19th (Scorpio) Alex DeBrincat: December 18th (Saggitarius) Malcolm Subban: December 21st (Saggitarius) Corey Crawford: December 31st (Capricorn)
Sharpy’s hair bet with Tazer, 2010:
We got tweets from a bunch of people wondering whether you guys are growing your hair out. They said it looks like Toews is growing his hair out, Kaner is growing his hair out, are you guys doing that on purpose? “Well Kaner’s trying to cover up as much of his face as he can so he grew his hair out. And Toews and I have a little side-bet, actually, you guys might be interested in. I got a baby bassethound dog at the end of the season last year, in the playoffs, and Jonny Toews hasn’t seen it yet but he loves dogs and he wants to hang out with him, his name’s Shooter. So I told him if he grows his hair out an entire year he gets to hang out with Shooter for a full day and keep him for the night. So I guess that’s why he’s growing his hair out.” Really, he’s an animal lover? Captain Serious? “Yeah, he likes dogs.”
–Sharp Attack, March 16, 2010 (x)
How’s Toews’s hair coming along? You said if he grew out his hair you’d let him play with Shooter. Is it still growing out? “Yeah, it’s looking terrible but still growing out, and he’s having a good season so I don’t think he’s gonna cut it any time soon. And the team’s playing well, so we’re all stuck looking at that mop on top of his head.”
–Sharp Attack, April 1, 2010 (x)
Patrick Kane Living in Michigan
Patrick with Alex Bradley at an Ann Arbor Huron- Ann Arbor Pioneer hockey game.
Patrick with his billet dad Brian and USA teammate Blake Geoffrion.
Patrick with his billet family (L-R: Vinnie, Patrick, Noah, Rosalie (Ro), Alex, and Brian)
Patrick with Ro just after winning the USA Gold.
Patrick at his 16th birthday party.
Patrick’s billet brother Noah cutting his hair.
WHY AM I ONLY JUST SEEING THESE PICTURES NOW, TUMBLR?!
a/b/o established relationship where patrick pops out a baby and goes back to playing while jonny retires to take care of the kiddo
(the baby’s a surprise, but only because he’s a few years early!! and jonny retiring makes sense, patrick’s style of play lends itself to a longer career. he’ll retire in another couple of years, they want more kids, but he still wants to play for a while, see if he can crack another milestone.)
and jonny’s always knocking around in the locker room with the baby strapped to his front. people keep trying to ask him for captainly advice and he always responds with something baby-adjacent. “diet plans? jack tried solid food for the first time this week,” he confides earnestly.
patrick’s glowing quietly in the corner as he tapes his stick, meanwhile in the center of the room stay-at-home alpha jonathan toews is proudly redefining dynamic norms
and jonny really takes to being a trophy husband, okay, he and the baby keep busy, they’re regulars at saturday storytime at the library and jonny’s finally finishing his black belt, he’s been meaning to get that wrapped up for ages. they’ve met every vendor at the farmer’s market and jack is really into visiting the aquarium so jonny teaches him everything he needs to know about fish and fishing, he’s starting early but obviously the baby needs to know this stuff.
actually jonny’s starting to think that parenting is his calling in life. hockey, sure, hockey is great, and obviously his REAL calling is making kaner happy, but parenting is basically being a captain 24/7. it’s about Leadership and Caretaking. jonny’s spent his whole life honing his skills. he has all the best-reviewed parenting books. he does mommy and me classes every tuesday and thursday.
and his baby is adorable, okay. he’s this little curly-haired omega boy, the spitting image of his daddy, and jonny is delighted. his baby is the best baby. of course kaner’s so good at everything he does that obviously he’d be the best at making a baby, too. but a little curly-haired omega!! a miniature kaner!!! jonny is Beside Himself.
there’s probably even a hashtag like #19andababy for sightings. jonny and his baby, exploring the world. seeing the sights. the baby has all these little designer outfits! he’s so curious about everything! he loves meeting people, he’s the world’s sweetest baby, sometimes he gets shy but as long as papa’s holding him it’s all okay.
and of course jonny and the baby go to all the home games. they both wear #88 jerseys. (people keep trying to get patrick to take the captaincy and he keeps refusing. they don’t understand, jonny is the captain.) the baby loves games as long as he has his noise-canceling headphones on. he’s so happy! papa’s holding him! daddy’s in his funny hat! all the uncles are here!
and even though he’s not on the ice, jonny still manages to put the fear of god into anyone who knocks kaner over. didn’t think you could be terrified of someone with a tiny happy curly-haired baby strapped to their front? jonathan toews is here to prove you wrong.
also blackhawks tv? loves it. pkane all kitted out holding his little boy. patrick doesn’t even bother using scent blockers anymore, he has no fucks to give, he’s one of the greatest players of his generation and he’s done apologizing for being an omega, he can cuddle his baby and kiss his alpha in public if he damn well pleases.
and they skype kaner at least once a day when he’s away for a game, THEY ALL MISS EACH OTHER but the baby is a good flyer so sometimes the whole family travels together and when they don’t jonny and patrick swap clothes around so kaner can sleep in something that smells like home and jonny tucks the shirt that smells like patrick around baby jack.
the only real point of contention is the baby’s hair. “jonny, he needs a haircut,” patrick says patiently. “no,” jonny says. he has one big hand cupped protectively over the baby’s head. “put the scissors down,” he orders kaner. “is that hair gel? get it away.”
“jonathan,” patrick says, “give me the baby.”
“no,” jonny says. “not until you put down the scissors. I SAID PUT THEM DOWN KANER.”
he also still works out like crazy, kaner thinks jonny is somehow /gaining/ muscle, he doesn’t get why jonny is exercising 24/7 now that he doesn’t have to. “gotta keep my dad bod,” jonny tells kaner as he does another pull-up. in his carrier on jonny’s chest the baby burbles happily. papa’s going up again!!!
patrick narrows his eyes. “babe,” he says slowly, “what do you think a dad bod is?”
“you know,” jonny says. he does another rep. the baby giggles. “so i can hold you up against a wall and fuck another baby into you and you can make me a dad again. a dad bod.”
“you know what,” patrick says, and then he stops before he shoots himself in the foot. after a moment of visual appreciation, he realizes the third period of the game in the other room has started and wanders off to watch. “i’ll have dinner on the table in fifteen!” jonny calls. he does another rep. after the baby goes down for the night, he’s thinking he’ll order that new pack ‘n play he read about, maybe finish a load of laundry, and then tenderly screw patrick into the mattress. he’s gonna alpha the fuck out of being a househusband. his whole family is safe and fed and happy. he does another rep. life is Good.
