it's all shit posting anyways

P.o.T.s/fibro/other shitty health probs. 2 dogs and a cat. Iowa. Bi. 21.

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[harvestspriteirl]

Y’all highkey silence your phone forever. Make everyone wait on you. Remind them you are your own person on your own time. 

My phone is never on ring. You’ll be lucky if my bitch ass feels generous enough to put it on vibrate. The shit is in my hand at least 5 hours a day, if I don’t notice the notification or I’m busy then I wouldn’t have responded anyways, I would have just been irked that it went off at all. 

My contacts are at my mercy. They claw at my pants’ legs and beg for my attention. I feel nothing for my notifications except pure contempt and disgust when I can be assed to feel anything for them. 

[professional-moron]

I can’t stop laugh at these tags

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916

[bummass]

Bitch that is a LOOK

[dopedildobouquet]

Is she wearing the

[ashestoashesjc]

the chanel boots? yeah, she is

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

[kettleburner]

That poor guy… has a snore like that AND was burned horribly by his friends???

[gay-irl]

gay🇦🇺irl

[seriouslyeverythingcanbeok]

Gen z I love you

[lynati]

*double thumbs-up*

[teaboot]

Bad title good kids

[wanna-b-poet31]

“Kids show solidarity with LGBT kids who are being unfairly discriminated against in Austraila Bill”  There, I fixed the headline for them. 

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[whatshouldntbe]

ay op is right where that witch from brave at i just wanna talk

[miiriya]

[valtsv]

the intricate ritual of fighting back to back against an enemy horde w someone

[valtsv]

the intimacy of knowing your partner’s moves and combat style so well that you adapt your own to complement it so that you form a more effective team in battle

[valtsv]

the romanticism of passionately kissing your battle partner when the fighting is over while you’re both still covered in dirt and gore and surrounded by smoking rubble and the corpses of your enemies

[silvercistern-deactivated202307]

so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I’ve had people discover my blog and do this, and honestly I consider it a huge compliment. Don’t be shy, blow up my notes, enjoy my total bullshit.

[upthewitchypunx]

When I see this sort of thing in my activity I just think “oh! Someone found a thing they like! Oh! And it is the same thing I like! They have good taste!”

[wetwareproblem]

“Oh yay, a tour of my best posts I forgot about!”

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[chekhovs-claymore]

Shout out to Jason, he’s smarter than we give him credit for.

And he’s people smart too.

People always talk about book smart and street smart, but everyone forgets about people smart.

Jason knows his friends, and he pays attention to them. He knows when something is off with them, and he knows exactly what to say to help them.

That’s why he noticed something was up with Janet.

[jemthecrystalgem]

Honestly, as an agender person who gets misgendered a lot, this part was genuinely heartwarming. He wasn’t just like “I guess she’s cool with it now” he was like “my girlfriend would never, who the fuck is this?”

[justsomeantifas]

Public Transportation Should be Free to the Public.

[justsomeantifas]

If it is paid for by the public, then the public should not be forced to pay for it twice.

Free public transportation opens up the world to the poor. It absolutely stimulates the economy in that poor people then have the ability to travel without worrying about whether or not they can afford it, however we should not base our policies in the richest nation on earth on whether or not it stimulates the economy.

The United States of America has more than enough money to provide free and safe public transportation to all who seek to use it, they do not provide it because they’re in cahoots with oil and auto industries.

Forcing people to pay for what already belongs to the public is a form of government welfare given to the rich capitalists at the public’s expense.

You are paying for billionaires to continue hoarding billions when you pay for, and support paying for, public transportation.

[justsomeantifas]

Furthermore public transportation is incomplete if we don’t strive to make it accessible to all, this includes the disabled, the elderly, children, etc.

[thoughtlessarse]

French city of Dunkirk tests out free transport – and it works

[youlovetoseeit]

rip

[muertawrites]

me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

[jmawork]

IM AN ADULT I TUCK MYSELF IN

[bmashine-deactivated20240516]

A C-1 transport aircraft from the 402nd tactical transport squadron in Kabuki livery from Iruma air base.

[wildewisdom]

sir please that's my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie

[thequantumqueer]

i always get a little miffed when i see apollo refered to as “the only man artemis ever loved” because no he wasn’t there was this dude named orion who accidentally stumbled on her hunting camp one time and she got all “hey fuck off im not having any of your rapey shit” but he was just like “dude wtf no its night time in the forest and youve got a campfire i just want to get warm” and she was like “???? okay?? this is weird and i don’t trust you but whatever” and they got to talking and they became the bestest hunting buddies ever and then apollo showed up like “oh HELL no youre not having your way with my sister” and tried to kill orion but artemis was like “damn it you sunbaked asshole think before you attack do you really think i couldnt have killed this guy on my own if i wanted to? hes cool af okay ima be mad as hell if you hurt him” and apollo was like “oh okay i get it i have to be sneaky about the fact that im a jealous fucknut who wants to kill this dude just because youre hanging out with him instead of me” so he gave orion a dream where he got killed by a fucking 10 foot scorpion and when he woke up there was an actual 10 foot scorpion outside his house so he did what any reasonable motherfucker would do and grabbed his gods damn sword to try and kill it but it was too strong and it pushed him back into the sea so he just goes “fuck this shit ima swim for it” and then apollo went to artemis and was all like “hey i saw this dude rape and kill a girl and i could have killed him myself but i thought youd want to do it” and artemis is all “youre damn right i do” and she shoots an arrow through orion’s face from so far away that his head looked like a tiny dot on the water at which point apollo just starts laughing like “haha lmao you said i couldnt kill him so i got you to do it for me also btw i lied about seeing him do some shit see ya” and fucks off to leave artemis alone with her dead best friend so she does what gods always do when shit goes down and hangs orion in the stars and goes to kill the scorpion but you know apollo didnt like that too much so he tries to send his fuckening scorpion up there to get orion a second time but artemis fuckin swats it and the scorpion ends up on the other fucking end of the sky so it never comes anywhere near him and theyre not even up there during the same months so since orion’s up there trying to hunt down that fucking scorpion and it’s trying to obey apollo and kill him, they just chase each other in circles for all eternity BUT orion got the better end of that deal because his belt is one of the most recognizable asterisms in the sky and i fucking dare you to tell me what scorpio looks like.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm