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Part 1 : Edward
I couldn't help but take a longer look at him as he walked out of his house and got in the car. I’ve always been a little jealous of Erin’s looks. I mean he’s always been popular with the girls and who could blame them. Tall, not so dark, and handsome. Okay so he’s kinda tall and just because he has dark hair and eyes doesn't mean he's handsome. Right? Why am i even thinking like this?
“How was school? Learn anything?” I ask after he climbs in and gets his seat belt on.
“You should know that I hate the hell hole.” I could hear him roll his eyes.
“ At least this is your last year. What would you like to do for your birthday? Its coming up soon and we haven't made plans yet.” I was hoping that we could spend the day together. But i won't tell him that. He might think it's a bit weird.
“Nicole wanted to get together and see that new superhero movie and go out for food.”
Ah yes, of course it would have to be with them. Why wouldn't it be!
“ Hey, would you like to look at apartments on the way to my house?” I would rather not talk about her at the moment. Like anything else would be a better topic. I think to myself.
“ Aren't they coming over tonight?” He replies with just a hint of confusion in his voice.
Fuck! I completely forgot. Now I have to deal with her. Great. This is the last thing I need today. Nothing i can do to stop her she does whatever she wants. I learned that a long time ago. As I turn off the car I take one last look at him before I open my door. When I get inside I walk straight into my room and turn on the Xbox. He joins me shortly with a sunkiss in his hand and sits on the chair by the door. I’m not sure why but it makes me a little sad that he doesn't take his usual spot on the bed next to me. I look over at him but play it off as I look for a game to play on my bookshelf.
“Sup losers!” I can hear her scream all the way from the kitchen. I don't bother to respond because not even two minutes later she is in the doorway to my bedroom. I turn to look at her and can't help but admire her like always. My eyes wander over her mocha skin covered by short shorts and a batman shirt that is pulled taut by her huge...personality.
“Hey Nicole” Erin says from the corner. I could tell he's trying hard to not look at her. She walks in and sits on the bed next to me. “That’s Erins spot. Move” I can't help but think bitterly.
“Wheres Wayne?” I ask. Just trying to make conversation, not that i really care.
“Right here. So Erin, Christine wants the six of us to go see Power Rangers for your birthday. We can go on Friday ” Wayne says from the doorway. God that man is tall. He's a walking twig with arms. He walks across my room in like three steps and sits criss cross applesauce in the corner by the window.
“Six of us?” Erin responded looking up at him as he walked across the room
“Yea, us four, Christine and your boo thang” Wayne says counting on his fingers.
NO! Why do they want Emma there?! I hate her! To be completely honest there is no reason that i should dislike her. Other than the fact that she took Erin away from me. I shift on my bed and try to avoid eye contact to make sure no one can see the irritated look on my face. There's nothing i can do, he's going to say yes and I will have to sit there and try to seem happy about it. I feel a small nudge on my leg. I look over and meet Nicole's applogic eyes. She is the only one that knows how I feel and i can tell that she didn't really have a hand on planning it.
“Shes been busy lately so im not sure that she will be able to come. On top of that I'm not sure that she would want to go see it anyway. Lets just have it be the five of us. I don't want to deal with that on my birthday.” My eyes shoot over to Erin. He’s still looking at his phone but i can tell that he is upset. All i want to do right now is hold him and make him feel better.
“Trouble in paradise? If you want to talk about it we can go to the spare bedroom and talk.” Nicole said as she slid off the bed and waited for him to get up and follow her out of the room
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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