Our dearest Snow White, are fair as can be,
But there is more to her than we see,
All these years her story laid bare,
Webbed with lies about how she lay there.
A poison apple to her lips,
Suspended animation till true loveās kiss,
But this was nothing but a lie,
Tell you the truth? I shall try.
Into a deep sleep she was not,
Instead, her body reminded her of what she had forgot,
Hand on her belly, and within it,
28 days worth of constipated shit.
Her angelic aura was no more,
Her bowels emitted a powerful roar,
She quickly pulled down her dress,
With slightly bent knees, she ejected her mess.
First was a turd about her size,
It came out with ease to her surprise,
It came out with a SLAM, and fell to the ground,
Everyone in the forest could her the sound.
For many a year she held it in,
The disgusting manor she kept within,
But now was the time for her to let go,
She had nothing but her lewd expression to show.
Then like a volcano, her bowels released,
A torrent of poop as she grunted like a beast,
Her shit broke trees and made the animals flee,
Despite this, she giggled, and said āexcuse meā.
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Literally donāt know, I had an idea, I went with it. I think they must have mixed up theĀ āpoisonā andĀ ālaxativeā jars, but thatās just me..
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