the hottest thing a man can do is tilt his head and say ‘yeah?’ —like no need to be a slut, calm down.
My favorite version "Is that right?"
''Oh, yeah?'' calm down you lustful jezebel.

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@pookiei-bookie
the hottest thing a man can do is tilt his head and say ‘yeah?’ —like no need to be a slut, calm down.
My favorite version "Is that right?"
''Oh, yeah?'' calm down you lustful jezebel.
Blossom Reverse (Yandere Batfam x Neglected! Poison Ivy‘s Daughter! Reader)
Chapter 9
A/N: IT‘S FINALLY OUT!! no real interactions between batfam and y/n in this one butttt there are some revelations and thoughts 👀 I can‘t promise when I will publish the next chapter though🩷 as I said I’m a bit busy rn!! But when I’m back I will start the work 🥰 I will write Drabble though!! Also tell me your thoughts about this chapter!! I love reading all your reactions and comments 🥹 - poppy
⋆.꒰𝑇he 𝑃erfect ℬoyfriend꒱
yandere boyfriend x fem reader!
SUMMARY: You have the perfect boyfriend, he's everything you have ever wanted and wished for, he's the man of your dreams. You're also the woman of his dreams, he always makes sure to let you know that and how much he loves you, just that his dreams are different from yours.
CONTENT WARNING: yandere boyfriend : possesive & obsessive behaviour : unreliable narrator : thoughts of non con : controlling behaviour : emotional manipulation : dark thoughts and themes : dead dove; do not eat
You felt his thumb brush past the corner of your mouth, the pad of his thumb wiping away the little crumbs of the avocado toast you were eating, made by him.
You were talking about something and you stopped mid sentence, to give him a huge beaming, radiating smile, your mouth still fully stuffed with the delicious breakfast he had made for you after you returned from the gym.
“So, yeah that's why she won't be coming anymore” you continued swallowing. “Like, that's so scary. Her ex is always waiting for her near the gym, it's for her own good if she changes it, but honestly I am gonna miss her. We had gotten really close the past few days.”
You continued to talk more about that situation as he listened to you, nodding at the things you said. You took the last bite of the toast thanking him for it, it was really delicious and exactly how you liked it.
Since you had moved in with him he always made you breakfast, even on the days he had work, not like you didn't want to do the same for him but he just completely refused, always flirting around the topic when you brought it up and saying stuff like how you can always return the favour in bed only for you to slap his arm.
He smiled, looking at you fondly, his eyes following you as you stood up picking up your plate grinning at him and turned around to put in the sink.
It had only been a couple of months since you had started going to gym. The reason you had given was that you needed to be stronger, what if some bad guys followed you or someone tried to kidnap you and stuff, these days alot of women went missing.
“Babe, I need to be physically stronger plus it's not like it's a bad thing you know?” You had said with puppy eyes, full of hope which you knew always worked on him. Your chin resting on his chest, as you looked up at him waiting for him to say yes, just because you knew he would, he never said no to you.
He had just looked down at you, with a slight smile on his face, his fingers brushing through your hair, “Ofcourse you can baby, you do know that you don't need to ask me right?” He had said with a soft and gentle voice as his fingers combed through your hair, your heart had given a flutter because the way he had looked at you, his eyes full of love. He made you feel so safe and comfortable, so loved and cherished.
Wasn't he just so perfect, a dream boyfriend. He was everything you had ever dreamt for and wanted in a man. You had gotten on your tip toes to give him a quick peck on his lips which had only made him chuckle, fully embracing you, his large arms surrounding you, as he had said something like how he was not going to let you go off the hook that easily, peppering your face with kisses and smooches as you giggled.
He knew you would bring this topic some day or the other, he knew before you had even thought about it, just because he knew you so well.
These days you would always bring up this topic about women safety, and how news was full of them now and then. So, he already knew what was cooking inside your subconscious, he was just waiting for you to finally talk to him about it.
And you were right, women did go missing, a lot of bad things happened to them and that was the reason why he always dropped or picked you up from somewhere, chaperoning you always.
And when he was not he always made sure you were sharing your live location with him.
He smiled at you again, amused at how your brain worked that any of it would help you in protecting yourself, the only thing or more to say a person who was yours could protect you was him.
“Does it hurt anywhere else?” He asked as he massaged your calves as you scrolled through your phone, legs draped over his lap on the couch.
“Nah, that's enough” you murmured feeling drowsy as the ache from the morning excercise had reduced, thanks to him. “Now I feel really sleepy,” you said, putting down your phone on the side.
“Then take a nap” he said, not stopping the massage even when you stretched your arms overhead with a little groan. Following that you stretched your legs too, your calves flexing under his hands.
Slowly you got up into the sitting position and curled up to his side as he lifted up his arm so you could tuck yourself against his chest, and the moment you did, he wrapped it around you pulling your body closer to his.
You pressed your cheeks against his chest, feeling his heartbeat in your ears, his free hand giving short firm press to your aching shoulders as you felt the pain there reducing as his hands worked.
He did so many things without you asking him too, sometimes even you didn't know you needed something but he would have already done it for you. He really was the perfect boyfriend.
You nuzzled against his chest murmuring a soft ‘I love you’ as you heard him say it back, with a kiss on the top of your head.
You hugged him closer, feeling so safe and secure in his arms, that nothing bad could happen to you or even come to you because he was with you. His arms were your safe place, no matter how bad the outside world was inside of these four walls with him none of it mattered or scared you because he was with you, for always and forever.
He saw you lulling into sleep, your eye lashes fluttering, breath slow and even, your body melting into his perfectly, fingers still loosely clutching to his tshirt like even in sleep you wanted him close. So trusting and perfect.
He tucked a loose strand of your hair back to your bun, his hands grazing against the soft skin of your neck.
You were so sweet and so fucking stupid, thinking that getting stronger would be of any help that if you gained a little bit of muscles you could fight back, especially against a man like him, who was twice your size, the kind of man who could pin you down without breaking a sweat if he ever chose to.
He loves you so much, he loves how you trust him, seeing no wrong in him. He wants to see your reaction when he would stop playing this part, the part of your perfect boyfriend.
There would be a day when he would get tired of playing this role eventually and would show his real side, his real face to you. Will you get scared? Will you try to fight him back or worse leave him?
The thought of you trying to fight back one day, using all your strength against him, made him smile for real this time.
It would be so adorable and completely useless.
Though he would protect you, he's your boyfriend afterall, your perfect boyfriend.
He would protect you from the outside world which was full of monsters, monsters like him, the one you lived with inside the safety of your home.
He would protect you from everyone else, just not from himself.
© darkbirdie 2026
꒰Please do not copy, plagiarize, translate or repost my work꒱
strange or be forgotten
leading a normal life was supposed to keep you hidden from the fiendish and mythical creatures that haunted your childhood. but when an old friend suddenly re-enters your life, you have no choice but to confront the enchanted parts of yourself that you tried so hard to ignore.
ao3
status: wip
pairing: sylus x reader x zayne
tags: modern fantasy au, minor violence, witchcraft, occult, eventual smut, vampire sylus, werewolf zayne, mind manipulation/control, implied character death, grief/mourning, character turned into vampire, werewolf turning, werewolf mate, references to knotting, breeding kink, temporary character death
current word count: 7.3k
𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 & 𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖
Caleb's Birthday Countdown Event- 7 fics (2026) Valko: Till he comes back <3 - 5 drabbles
ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠ ᴏɴᴇ-ꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ <3 Tight fit (Apple, Fish, Snow, Star) Tight fit (Crow) Tight fit(Wolf) Woof (applewolf) Tag team (applewolf) Makeup sex (Apple) Frat Brothers!Caleb & Valko x Virgin!Reader (AppleWolf) You find Caleb's p0rn collection (Apple) Roommate! Valko’s heightened senses leave you no privacy. (Wolf) Caleb takes his stress out on you (Apple) Sylus can see into your dreams (Crow) Lads men when they get puppies! (all) Zayne's little assistant (Snow)
ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴛɪᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ <3 Zayne drabble (Snow) Rafayel drabble (Fish) Size Training (Apple) Comfort fic (Apple) Birthday Plans (Apple) AfterCare (Apple)
ᴍʏ ᴜɴʜɪɴɢᴇᴅ ꜱʜɪ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ (ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪꜱᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴏɴ) <3 Eat your heart (Apple)
sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand
sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway
sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running
Need some fables AESOP
⊹₊Shy ⌞ ⌝
Yandere loser photographer x gn reader જ⁀➴
0.9k words // Nsfw (ish) // gets caught // takes pictures and videos without reader knowing // angsttt // crying // reader is flabbergasted // Yan just wants a hug // :‹
He’s shy.
God, he’s so shy.
He lurks in the shadows, always in the back, always tucked away somewhere dark where no one ever has to look at him.
Moping. Frowning. Whining.
Drowning in some pathetic pool of self-pity because he’s never strong enough to speak up, never brave enough to be seen.
The tears that fall at night, soaking into his pillow.
The red, angry marks on his palms from clenching his fists too hard all day just to stay silent.
The dark, heavy circles under his dulling eyes, carved there from hours and hours staring into camera lenses instead of facing the real world.
The sick, pale skin from hiding inside all the time, too scared to breathe the same air as everyone else.
The only time anyone notices him is through the college paper. His photos.
They always say he has a good eye for beauty.
Funny.
Because there’s only one thing he actually thinks is beautiful.
You.
Imagine an AU where you have an evol that is a form of energy manipulation… but it’s you giving your own energy to heal wounds. That’s how you use it anyways. You’ve never tried to take before.
Now imagine being stubborn enough to eke out your own little existence in one of the calmer parts of the N109 Zone. Just like any other human settlement, there will be animals abandoned and mistreated. You took it upon yourself to be the only animal shelter in the whole city. At least you were the only one willing to declare your claimed territory as such.
You didn’t take in just dogs and cats, though that was the majority of the population. No- you took in even the most bizarre of animals and if you couldn’t (such as the random tiger here and there) you’ve built enough connections to get such animals to someplace safer. Better.
You’ve saved animals on the brink of death from wounds delivered by cruel hands with your evol. Frantic children would bring you half dead pets hit by speeding cars and you’d willingly sacrifice your energy to see fearful tears become elated ones. You’ve even stitched up the occasional person who got into a knife fight or grazed by a bullet. Everyone in the area subtly aided in keeping your place less dangerous than other parts. Still, you kept modded OTTO bots as minor security and the various genetically modified (for pit fighting) dogs that have accepted you as pack and home keep lowly thieves at bay.
You remember going through your morning chores one day (despite it always being perpetually dark) and tilting your head when your local murder had a new head among them. One of the crows that you saved by healing his shattered wings bounced over to you, croaking as you cooed back. You couched down to hold out the little buffet of choices on your tray. The other crows were quick to join, everyone picking over things for their favorite treats. You stared at the odd one and the clear mechanical alterations it possessed.
“You probably don’t like the different nuts and fruits, huh…” you were no mechanical expert, but you knew enough to keep things running and repair your OTTOs. This bird didn’t look damaged in the slightest.
“You don’t look hurt either. You takin’ in the sights then? Thats alright. Just don’t steal anything. If you bring me something you want, I can tell you if you’re allowed to take it or not.”
You figured a mechanical crow had a human master. That meant it would likely understand you even better than the flesh and blood crows that were still picking over breakfast.
You didn’t pay the crow any mind after that as it seemed to be content perching with the rest of the flock. Tending to each of your charges was an exercise of devotion. This gave you purpose and peace. You belonged in this world because you were the one that didn’t give up on anyone. Animal or person.
Little did you know that that strange crow left the moment you opened your door to a pair of masked strangers, one supporting the other, as blood was quickly pooling on the floor beneath them.
There were no words that needed to be said as you ushered the boys in, subtly directing the bots to patrol more strictly around the front. The masked individuals didn’t identify themselves, but you could recognize Onychinus general uniform dress when you saw it.
“How many bullets?” You asked, voice cool and clinical as you tore the fabric away from the wound weeping in the upper abdomen. Possible perforated organ, you noted to yourself.
“Three.” the uninjured Onychinus answered.
“Will this bring trouble to me?” You ask a bit more softly. Standing, you grab your basic surgical equipment and bring it over to the boy laid across your coffee table.
“No.” The same mask answered.
“Alright. Here. This is leather you can bite down on. I don’t have anesthetics.” A shaky hand took the strip of leather and slipped it under the mask.
Gripping your forceps you got a nod from the injured one and go to work fishing out the bullets. You weren’t incredibly shocked that the injured Onychinus didn’t make a sound. The tension in his body betrayed his pain though. You worked quickly in plucking the material from flesh, setting them in a steel tray. Those weren’t normal bullets. They looked more like rubber ball rounds, but the tech suggested something far more dangerous.
Whatever.
The less you knew, the better.
As if thinking the same thing, the uninjured Onychinus swept the three bullets up and disappeared them onto his person.
“They said you got a healing evol.” He said quietly.
“People say a lot of things. I just fished out some bullets at I’m applying some deep sutures, yeah?”
Another quiet nod and you got to work carefully pooling your energy. You had to visualize it like a thread. A thread of blood and gold. You did just tie sutures deep into the wounds… only those sutures healed the flesh moments after. Over 20 were created and mended into flesh. Far more than would be expected in your experience. Your vision was already swimming, nose dripping with blood as you finished. All that remained of the wounds was the spilled blood. Everything else was fresh, pink skin.
You tasted blood on your tongue and fell back onto your ass as the ability to stay upright fled you. You stifled a groan as your closed your eyes to stop the room spinning.
“Don’t… uhh… don’t over exert for a few days… risk of internal tearing and bleeding if you- if… you…”
Your body went limp as your ability to stay conscious failed. The two masked figures shifted, unsure if they should act or to leave you be and just disappear.
A large dog lumbered in, padding over to you and squirming his massive frame under your head. A fluffy white muzzle turned towards the twinned masks, letting out an almost exasperated bruff.
Next came a raccoon, a water bottle clutched in its little paws, and waddle over to you while chittering softly. The bottle was set beside you and then those little paws patted at your flushed cheeks.
Several more animals came to your side from a lanky cat to a pair of pigeons that perched on your hip.
“Oh my god.” Amazement came from the injured mask, standing as if he’d never been hurt in the first place. “We need to take a pic.”
“You know boss would be mad- takin’ pics of an unconscious lady. That’s what creeps do.”
“Fuck… we should probably just leave then. Looks like she’s in good hands- er- paws… claws?”
“Get moving. Boss is waiting for us.”
“Right.”
"Just the Tip"
Synopsis: A collection capturing the biggest lie ever told in the bedroom.
CW: MDNI, dubcon undertones, alternate universes, rough sex, public risk/exposure, size kink, tip play/denial, oral sex, creampie, dacryphilia, Xavier is a soft-spoken menace, biting/blood play, supernatural elements, voyeurism, degradation, possession/ownership themes, tip-warming?
A/n: typed this with one hand btw.
Crossposted on AO3.
Boundaries
Rule #1 of surviving second year med school: Never use mind numbing sex as a cure for pre semester burnout. Rule #2: Pray the stranger who kept you up until dawn isn't your new Cardiovascular Pathology professor.
New professor, Dr. Li, thinks you planned your night together just to manipulate your grades, making him your harshest critic and coldest nightmare.
CW: P in V. Smut 🔞MDNI 🔞
4:30am
He still hadn't stopped.
Your wrists were pinned above your head, both of them caught easily in one of his hands, and the morning light coming through the blinds was doing you no favors because you could see his face clearly and his face was the best face you had ever seen on a man.
GAWDDD THIS FIC OMFG. ZAYNE?? FREAKKYYY
Part I | Part 2 | Part 3
Requested by @hoohamaru. Original request here.
Pairing: Kakashi Hatake x civilian reader
Summary: Kakashi's father tells his son the clan's secret when Kakashi is at the mere age of six years old. They're able to identify their soulmate when they're able to read their mind. And it just so happens that Kakashi would meet his after 20 years of learning the clan secret.
Oranges, bananas, apples ….
The kids in front of Kakashi kept weaving around the crowd, excited to get to Ichiraku. Kakashi almost forgot about the farmer’s market big sale. They had brought merchants from various lands, giving the villagers an opportunity to buy rare foods and items.
Oh! This will make a nice kale salad!
Kakashi’s eyebrows furrowed, his eyes flickering off the book to see who was talking so loudly. Their voice basically sounded like as if they were next to his ear.
There were many voices floating around them, but this one seemed particularly loud, and a small echo followed it.
Wow! Look at those peaches! They’re huge!
Kakashi turned to the peaches stand, a whole bunch of people surrounding it as it was a rare fruit out of season. He didn’t see anybody making any wild movements and the voices he tried to match with moving lips didn’t sound like the earlier one.
“Kakashi-sensei! Come on, slow poke!”
Kakashi’s head twisted forward again, Naruto waving an arm in the air with the two others behind him walking away. He sighed, rubbing the exposed part of his forehead before trucking forward again.
Maybe they’ll have chocolates from Yugakure!
That’s oddly specific, Kakashi thought, but he ignored the booming voice as he caught up with his students.
Those people can deal with the loudmouth themselves.
Kakashi melted into the crowd, unbeknownst he missed the opportunity to see that the person he heard never moved their lips at all.
a few reminders because i’m tired and angry
fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism
adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes
the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually
liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space
preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good
no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl
liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that
just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny
some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have
no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems
abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships
y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people
fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism
feel free to add more
THE WAY I SPED TO HIT REBLOG-
Also if an author writes about problematic stuff doesn’t instantly mean they agree with that stuff
genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.
via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:
people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for
hii its my first time doing a anon ask and you’re my fav writer!! A little body specific but im curious how you think the boys would enjoy a reader who is more bottom heavy. Like small boobs but big thighs, perfect chubbiness and plump ass? I Love the way you write btw!! You deserve all the love!! 💕
omg HI ANON FRIEND!!! thank u sm for the kind words and lovely ask!!
first time, hm? ;-) i'm so honored, i hope to make it worth ur while <3 (snowcrowapple only + light pseudocest/dubcon, but if ur here i sure hope already saw that coming LOL)
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how zayne, sylus, + caleb would enjoy a small-chested/bottom-heavy reader...
zayne — don't you even think about trying to hide your chest from zayne. mm, none of that. he pins your wrists above your head with one hand, teasing circles with his fingertips around one nipple, then the other. try to hide this perfect body of yours from me one more time and you'll learn exactly why you shouldn't. you squirm against his grip anyway, eager to meet the consequences, and he flips you onto your stomach so fast you gasp. smack. zayne spanks you until you take his praise like you mean it, until he forgets why he started—too enamored by the way your plush ass gives under his palm, by the imprint of his hand blooming across your upper thigh. the spanking turns into soothing, the soothing turns into something more heated, and the moment you arch your perfect ass up higher in offering, zayne’s last thread of restraint is cut clean off. he fucks into you without warning, chest flush against your back, pinning your hips to the mattress in a relentless rhythm that says this isn't for your pleasure, not tonight. he pulls out just as you're about to break, turning you flat on your back with a command to grab onto the headboard above you. tilting your chin up with two fingers, he makes sure you don't miss the way he fists his cock to the sight of your body presented to him like a gift, cum spilling hot across your breasts with a raw, broken sound. he runs his thumb through his release, dragging the slick warmth across your nipple with a kiss to your sweat-damp forehead. there. that's it. was that really so difficult, letting me look?
❝ I CAN BE NEEDY! ❞
"原神 ✶ SYNOPSIS," ◦ ₊ㅤ ﹙ the nod krai men find out their girlfriend is a virgin, obviously not for long. ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა artist credits: here reblog / like 2 support ⃘໋ׅ♡ 𝑤.𝑐: 3.7k ⁀ ˳ ⟡ masterlist <3
ꗃ .. FEATURING ꒰ flins, varka, dottore, lohen ꒱
♡⏝ ⸝⸝ 𝓦ARNINGS ˖ ❝ nsfw fem!reader smut squirting p i v sex spitting gentle sex you do the hair pulling fae's have biiiig dicks cunnilingus they go raw oral sex (f receive) fingering nip play tummy bulges overstimulation teasing drooling gentle giant varka getting pinned down varka is gigantic medicinal play / consensual drugging dottore treats sex like some experiment pussy slapping lohen is mean orgasm denial ❞
── #⃝ MINA'S NOTES ( 💬 ) plz send thirsts fill up my inbox like how flins fills my puthy up, also header inspired by cumironi mwah divider credits
ɞ⠀.⠀FLINS ﹗ ໒꒱۪
Flins was a gentleman, of course he was. He needed to be one anyways, he didn't need you squirming and sobbing and pushing him away if he went too rough with his size. You were a human after all.
"E-eeh.. s-slowly.." you whimpered, naked and nervously sweating underneath him, hands braced on his chest while he was gently spreading your legs open.
"I'll be as gentle as I can be, darling," he whispered softly, leaning over and pecking your cheek, before moving his lips over to your forehead, and finally your lips. His lips were soft, but cold against your warm ones. Your eyes had fluttered to a close, while he was moving his thumbs to rub at your sticky folds and soften you up.
Popsicles, Pomegranates, and Paradise
Written as a part of the AO3 collection: LADSSummerFest being run by @/mayweholdhands and @/miaissleepy. Please check out the other artists and writers who participated, including the three artists I was blessed to work with:
@simplymeghana
@/hexmoondrop
@azmodeusart
The full collection of fics for all SIX LIs on AO3 can be found here.
Prompt words: icy treat, staying cool
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Tags: established relationship, slice of life beach day, beach vacation, sexy sunscreen application, Sylus shows a bit of his draconic tendencies, nesting, marking, temperature play, cunnilingus, blow job, face-sitting, mating press, switch!Sylus & switch!MC/reader
Full fic below the cut or you can take the link to AO3 here.