pink monster my beloved

this machine understands | informally a human | she/her, it/its, transfem, plural? | etherial fairy robot is my gender | aro?ace lesbian | transhumanism ftw | i love PINK MONSTER and THE MOON and YOU! (and toki pona and warhammer and mtg and poetry and philosophy. etc.) older than 18

[tonsimonsi]

Wouldve been a skatergirl if not for the penis

[pictures-of-dogs]

cannonball!

[lierabee]

@girlstinkgood

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

[tonsimonsi]

i think it is our job as mutuals to harass each other with goofy shit in the askbox. you do it first tho im scared

[mousegirlheart]

It's perfectly moral and ethical to take someone's Meta Glasses and break them.

[symdog]

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

[tamamita]

I love fun

[tamamita]

[normaloperafan]

You're turning her white?!

[tamamita]

[dykeanthropedog]

Robot girl who refers to her bra as "tech support"

[dykeanthropedog]

Her pronouns are she/IT

[cutiehypnobabe-deactivated20240]

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[tonsimonsi]

not having a solid opinion on nimi sin makes me feel like such a fucking centrist. like "ooohh, i think both sides have valid points" im fucking pathetic. one day i will use linluwi and the next soko is too much for me. weak.

[puppybotz]

me after I uhhhh after I uhmmmmm after i

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

girls night

[tonsimonsi]

love how food is just disgusting and i never enjoy it. ahh, what would life be like without food...

[tonsimonsi]

the salad monster XD

pretty sure you meant the pink monster

slurp slurp

[gumi-artpoidd]

misunderstood the pov here but its a cute adachi so who cares

[rakdos-dogdyke]

The problem is that my two favorite genres are roguelike and deckbuilder and there's only two good roguelike deckbuilders and one is the sequel to the other