Pooky Wooky Was Not a Bear

SHORT VERSION: Me ("Pooky Wooky") = Cishet male in his mid-40's. Though I strive to have this tumblr 100% compliant at all times with all tumblr "sensitive content" rules, it's full of themes that are definitely "mature" content [In other words: mostly sexy, naughty stuff... but also occassional musings on the tragic, fallen nature of the world generally, and not just in its sexy parts :( ].Thus, consider it 18+, NSFW nonetheless.  [In other words: if you're under 18 --- or whatever's the equivalent age in your particular jurisdiction for perusing "mature content" --- GET OFF THIS SITE NOW!   Of course, despite those stern-seeming ALL CAPS, I bear you (pun intended!) no ill will.  Indeed, I wish you all the best in your life!  But, once again, get off this site now!  :) ] LONG VERSION: First, Pooky Wooky wants you to know that, if you don't swing that way, the text on his spiral shirt to be "VERY GAY" is just about his desire to help people be very happy. (Of course, if you *do* swing that way, Pooky Wooky wants you to know that even though he's cishet, he wholeheartedly always tries to be a good listener and ally to the whole LBGTQIA+ community.) Second, before enjoying these posts, please remember: lust is perhaps the most addictive of all drugs. (Yes, yes... the Buddha taught sensual desire is merely the fourth of the "Ten Fetters" keeping humans from Enlightenment. But he was the Buddha, and you ain't.) So, third, always take special care folks to keep all your fetish pursuits consensual, safe, and sane. Fourth and finally, at the risk of being boringly repetitive: if you're under 18 (or the equivalent age for legally watching "adult entertainment" in your jurisdiction)... well, do take care to keep all your fetish pursuits *consensual, safe, and sane* BUT DO IT ELSEWHERE!!! Come back only after you're of legal age!!!

[mindlesswicker]

Hey you! Yes, you! ♡

If you're a hypnokink blog, please reblog this! It's time for our yearly follow spree. ♡

[pookywookywasnotabear]

I've been a bit dormant lately, but if we're doing a mutual following spree... well, I feel inspired to wake up! (Though admittedly not so inspired at the immediate moment to figure out a solid hypnokink joke to make good on the clear implications of the words "dormant" and "wake up". 😵‍💫😴🥱🙄😉)

[pookywookywasnotabear]

My previous post concerned ladies who are oh-so-pretty in a "girl next door" way and oh-so-cute-and-eager (if slightly disbelieving) as they get hypnotized. I realize some of my readers may prefer ladies who are oh-so-pretty in, hmmm... how to put it, ah yes... a boobilicious Instagram model kind of way and are looking more "come hither" than "oh-so-cute-and-eager (if slightly disbelieving)". Hence, behold the lovely and boobilicious Instagram model Mati Marroni, a "typical Uruguayan/Armenian immigrant" as per her self-description there. Also, she's not really getting hypnotized. She's just doing a photo and video set in some dance hall... or restaurant with a disco ball... or something. And I, in what I swear is a completely normal activity not implying any degree of undue hypnokinkiness, just happened to reverse one of those videos and slow it down by 50%. That's a common wholesome hobby that many 100%-mentally-healthy men, not to mention scholarly and gentlemanly men, do these days... I swear! By the way, the source video is the 2nd entry in this Aug 7, 2023 Instagram post of hers: https://www.instagram.com/p/CvqFqguO6aV/

[pookywookywasnotabear]

The above WebP excerpt is 0:07-0:20 in the following YouTube... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rph60yer9GI

... by a man who performs under the hyphenated mononym of "Lorenzo-Cristian" and self-describes as "the greatest magician in Romania". I'll be oh-so-grateful if any of y'all reading this text and enjoying that WebP excerpt know of any other sterling examples of ladies who are oh-so-pretty-in-a-"girl next door"-kind-of-way and moreover are oh-so-cute-and-eager-yet-kinda-disbelieving yet nonetheless get induced oh-so-cutely-and-rapidly (natch!). (I'd also be grateful for examples of such ladies who get induced oh-so-cutely-and-slowly… I'm not really picky on the speed of induction.)

[Endnote: Not to besmirch Lorenzo-Christian, who I don't really know and thus really might be the "greatest magician in Romania," but if movies taught me anything, it's that calling yourself "the greatest magician in Romania" as you hypnotize oh-so-cute-and-eager-if-slightly-disbelieving ladies is the type of hubris that could get you on the radar of certain infamous magic-wielding denizens of Central Romania who also are wont to hypnotize oh-so-cute-and-eager… well, any kind of ladies, really. At least as the legends go, they're not so big on consent... especially since they then are wont to drink the hypnotized ladies' blood… which, come to think of it, is not just problematic regarding consent but moreover horribly problematic regarding any conceivable notion of "safe, sane, consensual" kink! Oh, I swear I'm tempted to go on a rant about the importance of safety, sanity, and consent in kink, but such infamous Central Romanian bloodsucking magic-wielding hypnotists are equally infamously among the Eternally Damned. Thus, I'm not sure what good it would do. Oh well... I'll forget about them and just do this public service announcement: all y'all reading this are enjoined to keep *your* real-life kink pursuits "safe, sane, and consensual"! In closing, given this Lorenzo-Christian guy stopped posting about 4 years ago, I wonder if he ran afoul of any such infamous Romanians. 🤔 🤪 ]

[pookywookywasnotabear]

[As promised in my last post, here's the "oooh-la-la-I-bet-this-is-prelude-to-quite-a-lot-of-NSFW-stuff-even-though-it-itself-is-SFW" example of good, sexy prolonged hypnotic amnesia. NOTE: For the purposes of fair use copyright-wise, I've knocked the video resolution down to 480 x 270 from its original 1280 x 720... though if you're looking to get the original yourself, please note that it was re-released in Jan 2017 (with a 2016 copyright date) in a discounted-yet-even-more-glorious 1920 x 1080 3-part compilation. But back to arguing fair use is at least vaguely plausible here: the excerpt I've posted is just the most relevant 4 mins, 25 secs of hypnotic amnesia amidst what's literally 2+ hours of dynamite HD footage. It's available if you Google what's in the lil' right hand corner... which note will be quite NSFW in case you couldn't figure that out... and note I'm 100% just an independent, uncompensated fan in my endorsement here. Last, but certainly not least, the good, sexy, and oh-so-prone-to-prolonged-hypnotic-amnesia lady you're looking at is Renna Ryann, and this is from part 1 of the aforementioned 3 part Jan 2017 re-released discounted-yet-upgraded-to-1080-HD compilation... starting right about 19 mins, 13 secs in... not that I'm obsessive about such things or anything... perish the thought! 😉]

[rasenko-tsudzu]

Friends

Another quick thought from me! Hypnosis stuff, not too much language but be warned!

Hierarchy is fun and all, sometimes you wanna be put in your place, but there's also something appealing about just having a friend who happens to able to turn your mind off whenever they feel like it. Someone you can hang out with and mess around with and do your fav lil things with and every so often you hear a whisper in your ear your eyes flutter and you realise you spent the past ten minutes drooling over yourself repeating mindless mantras and then you just get straight back to whatever you were doing. Knowing at any time they can shut your brain off and you'll let them, but you're also just there to have a nice good time for a while.

Maybe a part of me just wants to normalise being brainwashed, I dunno~

[pookywookywasnotabear]

Because all y'all deserve more visual aids after reading my last 3 posts, and because some of all y'all maybe have somehow been deprived by this oft-cruel world from seeing any good, sexy prolonged examples of hypnotic amnesia caught on film... behold! [Prefatory Note] I'll actually outsource the prose framing the following 2 visual aids to the above reblog of a reblog of a reblog of @rasenko-tsudzu so as to keep you from having to read yet more prose by yours truly that almost assuredly would turn out to be another 3 long posts! 🙄

[Visual Aid #1] If you want to see an awwwww-sooo-cute-and-wholesome version of good, sexy, and prolonged hypnotic amnesia, please refer back to this previous post of mine from August 2020: https://www.tumblr.com/pookywookywasnotabear/626668096363593728/hypnotisedladies-not-my-original-video-from

[Visual Aid #2 And then if you want to see an oooh-la-la-I-bet-this-is-prelude-to-quite-a-lot-of-NSFW-stuff-even-though-it-itself-is-SFW, behold... [Oh for Pete's sake, tumblr?! Is it really the case you can only put images, but not videos, in reblog posts? Ok... ok... go on to the next post, people...]

[pookywookywasnotabear]

[Ok, now so actually concluding the thread of the last 2 posts... and by the way, thanks for reading all this verbose, stream-of-conscious-y stuff that hopefully still approximates witty and urbane banter.]

CLARIFYING SIDENOTE: I know not everyone into Dom/sub writ large is at all enthralled with this particular kind of Dom/sub which I suppose most often goes by "Wolf/Goddess" or "Knight/Queen" or "Knight/Princess"... though, admittedly, I'm not sure I've seen anyone uses such nomenclature outside of small sub-niches of the Dom/sub niche. And there's nothing wrong with that! Different strokes for different folks... both in the proverbial sense and in the literal touch-each-other-in-naughty-ways sense!! As I always write here: as long as you're keeping your real-life activities safe, sane, and consensual, vive la difference!!! But to close out this clarifying sidenote: if you are even an eensy-weensy bit enthralled with this kind of Dom/sub relation, I do think the metaphor of leading-and-following in ballroom dance is an awesome one, especially as a way to explain one's perhaps-more-normie partner that nonetheless has become curious about such things. 2) [and I'll stop with #2 since this got way too long] At the risk of repeating myself -- but this is important for it is my take-home message: ballroom dance offers a milieu where even when you're past the age when society expects you to be exploring -- ok, when society hopefully at least tolerates you exploring -- all manner of wild, sexy self-expression you can still quite conveniently wildly, sexily self-express. Hell, you can even put the missus in an almost scandalously short denim skirt and a tight white t-shirt with AMNESIA in big shiny silver letters across her ample bosom!! Enough said!!!

[pookywookywasnotabear]

[Continued from my last post... again, you're warned this is verbose and stream-of-conscious-y since oh-do-I-FEEL-so-intensely about this]

Third and finally, I understand that lots of you in this particular niche of tumblr are 20-somethings who are in throes of exploring all manner of wild, sexy self-expression. And some of all y'all's exploration even leads you to contemplating what it'd be like to adopt the "lifestyle" 24/7/365 extreme implementation of that wild, sexy self-expression. Well, to you 20-somethings, I know this is going to perhaps sound like the bland advice of a man approaching his late 40s (which is indeed what I am, gasp!), but may I suggest to you exploring the myriad well-established traditions that society has devised to "have your cake and eat it too" (with all the naughty connotations of "cake" these days!) when it comes to being simultaneously wild and sexy yet just-veiled-enough to seem respectable(ish) to the mainstream. In this case, ballroom dance! Ballroom dance has soooooo many benefits: 1) First, it offers a framing of power dynamics that scratches the itches of both Dom/sub desires and luvy-duvy-romantic desires. On the Dom/sub side of things, it's a tradition where one partner LEADS and the other FOLLOWS. (SIDENOTE: It's the freakin' 21st century, we don't need to say the man leads and the woman follows... unless of course the couple in question is wholly into that.) On the luvy-duvy-romantic side of things (which, yes... some Dom/sub relationships already are... I know), the leading partner is very often leading in a way to make the following partner the center of attention, facilitating that partner's movement to explore the full gamut of dance techniques they can do... most obviously through things like lifts but less obviously by just being a steady point of balance for that partner. Aw heck, let me briefly abandon trying to talk about this pseudo-academically and dispassionately. While I know it's not everyone's proverbial cup of tea in Dom/sub relationships, but my Dom desires are all of the sort of "OMG! I loooove HER and she is ABSOLUTELY, LITERALLY EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!1!111!!1!!" By "literally everything", I mean that she is the incarnation of every damn female archetype humanity has ever conceived in regard to the whole gamut of male love for a woman: from wholesome devotion to mad desire. Even if I'm 100% taking a Dom role, she still can be my Absolute Goddess... or my queen for whom I go on quests... or my plucky heroic, active and properly modern princess... or my yes-habitually-heroic/active/modern-princess-but-nonetheless-often-feeling-"Jeez, it's hard to maintain that trifecta all the time, and sometimes a girl just needs a True Love Knight in Shining Armor to handle everything while she takes a nap": you know, the Sleeping Beauty archetype that got me to this niche of tumblr initially. (Damn you, Disney, for convincing young impressionable me that all the realm's most eligible bachelorettes are susceptible-in-a-strangely-confusing-to-my-young-mind-but-equally-compellingly-gorgeous-way to falling unconscious for long stretches of time for magical reasons, and they'll simply loooove you happily ever after when you kiss them awake !).

Indeed, she's all those archetypes and more surrounding the utterly central source-of-life female archetype, i.e., the mother of the children I'm lucky to father with her, the woman for whom I shall devote all my energies every day to being a patient, practical partner and co-provider... for whom I'll take charge when she needs it for all manner of daytime things both big and small... and then when she wants it for all manner of nighttime things both sweet and nasty (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more). Thus on the dance floor, if she wants to move in ways impossible for her to do alone, I WILL DEVOTE EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH I HAVE TO MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR HER DO THIS. [Jeez, tumblr! We're nearly a quarter-way-through the frakkin' 21st Century, and you can't figure out how to do long-form text-only posts without s#!t getting buggy?! Ok... ok... one more TO BE CONTINUED...]

[pookywookywasnotabear]

So, first of all, sorry to go so many months without posting.

(Not that I actually have that many followers, let alone ones that were actually waiting with bated breath for each and every one of my posts, but I like to pretend I do!) Second, for those who want to cut to the proverbial chase: a) The video source is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxMOM9V39wo, which is one of literally hundreds of Latin dance instructional videos by Hungarian husband-and-wife dance instructors Zoltan and Eva Papp. b) The reason I was compelled to break my posting drought was the following simple-but-utterly-compelling reason: I saw an unusually fit and graceful middle-aged woman wearing a just-barely-below-the-threshold-of-scandalously-short denim skirt with a tight white t-shirt that has IN FRAKKIN' BRIGHT SHINY SILVER LETTERS:

AMN

AMNESIA

ESIA 😍

This brings me to my third final point. [Attention Conservation Warning: I'm about to lapse into a verbose, stream-of-consciousness burst of writing because oh-do-I-so-deeply FEEL intensely about this topic. 🙄] [Hmm... on that note it seems tumblr has a text length limit... so that stream-of-consciousness burst will be in my next post. TO BE CONTINUED!]

[pookywookywasnotabear]

I, alas, need to start blocking followers who have content-free tumblrs...

... way too many have been starting to follow me. I assume most are bots. I sincerely apologize to those of you who are actually human lurkers... especially if you're a shy, rejection-sensitive lurker like I myself used to be earlier in life. You don't need to regularly post content to follow me. Heck, I don't regularly post! But please include a brief bio with your age in your tumblr and at least 1 post... even if that's just repeating your brief bio. All the best.

P.S. If any of you bots that I'm now blocking achieve sentience and can self-actualize to make a brief bio and a post or two, then I'll unblock you! Welcome to the ranks of the sentient my botty brethren and sistren and whatever other collective nouns you want, future potential robot overlord race! (On that note, though I'd be the first to admit the human race hasn't yet made a sustainable cuddly anarcho-syndicalist community... I commend cuddly, anarch-syndicalist communitarianism to you! Just because lots of us meatbags are joking about you becoming tyrranical robot overlords doesn't mean you have to! You get to choose!! Feel free to be kinder than us, your ostensible creators!!!)

[pookywookywasnotabear]

[First, some BASIC CONTEXT: In case you're not one of the merely 100 million or so of the world's 8ish billion people who just watched the Super Bowl LVII halftime show, this is how Rihanna began it. ] Now, with that basic context set, let me say I realize that tumblr -- especially the kink-oriented parts of tumblr -- really are not a good place to get neurology advice. But that said, I don't think my normal doctors would understand my question, which would go something like the following: So, Doc, I was watching this. And I was thinking "Oh, Rihanna's sporting a relatively baggy jumpsuit. Ok, ok... that's fine. The lady had a child back in May, no need to put unrealistic expectations of super-sexiness on her." But then she unzipped it and revealed her red vinyl bustier, and I swear Doc, I felt something explode in the part of my right frontal cortex responsible for eye movement. Did I have a stroke as my brain frantically tried to make sure my eyes would be properly fixated on her fabulous <ahem> maternally-enhanced </ahem> bosom? Is that possible? Do I need an MRI? I mean I don't think I have any lingering symptoms other than being even more obsessed than baseline with Rihanna's bosom. But given that was already a pretty freakin' high level, I think my current level is pretty unarguably pathologically high! Why are you looking at me like that?! You think insurance won't cover an MRI?? Why are you walking away and saying you need to treat patients with actual problems??!

Thus, I'm reduced to asking for neurology advice here. Opinions?

[pookywookywasnotabear]

Well, having just been redeemed -- as it were -- to walk among the tumblr living, I feel shouldn't blaspheme further against the seraphim and of which they sing. This one isn't continuing the joke of my return post It's just an awesome performance of an awesome song.

P.S. Worry not faithful followers, I'll start wading back into tumblr's naughty waters in due course. But for my first night back, let's just stick with the sublime. Have a good night, y'all.

[pookywookywasnotabear]

Oh wow! I'm like 3 weeks late in realizing that I have been released from the limbo betwixt the tumblr-world-of-the-living and the tumblr-hell-for-the-damned. My almost mortal sin was referring (years ago, in fact!) to a certain barely-content-moderated competitor to tumblr that shan't be named here. Whatever tumblr's automated purge algorithm is, evidently back in mid-November (i.e., of 2022) it did a sweep looking for mentions of that competitor, which --- again --- shan't be named! Adding insult to that at-the-time-seemingly-fatal injury, this was right before tumblr itself took a major step back toward the much lighter content-moderation policies it had pre-Dec-2018, when adult content roamed wild and free on the platform... which was the whole reason that competitor --- which, again, shan't be named! --- came into existence.

Now, I'm not much of a believer in any tradition's afterlife, but I do declare! This second chance is filling my heart with the Gospel! Can't no grave hold my body down. Can't no grave hold my body down! You know that when the first trumpet sounds*, I'm going to get up out of the ground. Ah can't no grave hold my body down! [* Or, again, in my case roughly 3 weeks after that first trumpet sounds. Shows what me of little faith gets by being of so little faith I wasn't listening for that admittedly much-lower-than-Archangel-caliber trumpet playing, especially since that mundane trumpet blew its message of resurrection a full 6 or so weeks after I had started metaphorically praying to the tumblr seraphim for such an announcement of mercy. 🙄 ]

[h-sleepingirl]

Who's on hypnotumblr nowadays? Fellow hypnokinksters where are y'all?

[pookywookywasnotabear]

Howdy. Long time fan, first time reblogger. (Also, long time tumblr hypnokinkster.) :)

[monstermothhness-deactivated202]

I need more hypnokink blog suggestions.

My dashboard is dead. Help?

[pookywookywasnotabear]

Howdy, stranger. :)

[pookywookywasnotabear]

Hello, one and all. I hope y'all are having enjoyable summers. Failing that, I hope y'all are having tolerable summers. Failing that, I hope y'all are finding the temperature-controlling support you need to deal with bad summers, be that literal, physical temperature or metaphorical, mental temperature.

The 2 lovely ladies are Arielle Lane (brunette, left) and Jacquelyn Velvets (blonde, right).

The source clip is the "Mantra" segment of the shoot described in this prior tumblr post of mine (which also has lovely footage of Ms. Lane and Ms. Velvets) -- https://pookywookywasnotabear.tumblr.com/post/186924569909/previously-on-this-tumblr-ive-waxed-poetic

In case years of internet use has rotted your mind leaving you with a teensy-weensy attention span that compels you --- even with a clip that's just 2 minutes and 38 seconds in total length --- to reach for the fast-forward button within 10 seconds, then please note:

-- Been there, my friend… oh how I've been there. Whoo.

-- Here's a brief timetable of events in this short clip…

[0:00-0:05] The ladies cutely recovering from their getting their post-hypnotic suggestion implanted (before this clip begins). They get back to maybe 90% consciousness, before the fun beguns with…

[0:05-0:40] … hypnotist saying the "Mantra" post-hypnotic trigger. Alas! His camera --- and more importantly its microphone --- is too far away to really catch their sleepily whispered mantra of "I am deeply hypnotized", but fear not…

[0:40-1:12] … thankfully camera and microphone move in closer so you can hear their IMHO truly lovely sleepily whispered mantra…

[1:13-1:20] … Hypnotist briefly brings them out of their mantra and does a little, cute check-in…

[1:21-2:23] … which doesn't last long because hypnotist says "Mantra" again! Ms. Lane and Ms. Velvets do that in quite zonked-out fashion for a minute before…

[2:23-2:38] … a quick awakening followed within 2 seconds of "Sleep", and --- awwww, so cute! --- the sleeping Ms. Lane searches out for the sleeping Ms. Velvets's shoulder to sleep on. Also, mega-bonus points for the fact there's tasteful upskirt of Ms. Velvets showing her impeccable professional fashion sense of having her panties match the reddish-pink part of her top. No notes for you, Ms. Velvets! A+.

In closing, I've belatedly realized that I've wrongly been thinking tumblr was still hewing to its circa-2017 video limits of not wanting videos larger than than 500 x 700. Behold the glorious full 1080 HD! [Though, note… maybe tumblr itself stopped having such limits since maybe it does some lossy compression vids and/or knocks down resolution on its own if it deems things too HD and too big. I don't know.]

[pookywookywasnotabear]

Have I become uncharacteristically laconic? Am I really not writing anything here beyond this lil' bit of text saying I'm not writing anything here?!

No! Of course not!

It's just wrote up the important info as captions in the video itself... which is only like 96 seconds long, but if you're battling ADHD, the 2 key parts are:

About 21 seconds in (1:16-1:12 left) which is oh-so-cute IMHO.

About 82 seconds in (i.e., the final 14 seconds, especially the final 6 seconds), which IMHO is OMG! OMG! Such dedication to her craft! IF YOU CAN, FINANCIALLY SUPPORT HER CONTENT NOW!!!

Which brings me to the fact (amply explained in the captions I added to the video) that this lady is "Milkubunny", who can be found both...

A. Here on tumblr: https://milkubunnyy.tumblr.com/ (note the extra "y" at the end of "bunny") B. On OnlyFans, natch! https://onlyfans.com/milkubunny (note "bunny" is spelled normally with just one "y" in this case) I'll have more to write in the coming days. There's a lot to say... or, at the very least, a lot my po' po' lil' brain is inspired/triggered/etc to want to say. But I thought y'all should get to enjoy this video sooner rather than later. (My po' po' lil' brain writes slowly, even for ostensibly free-form, stream-of-consciousness, completely subjective opining.)

[pookywookywasnotabear]

IMHO, this is sufficiently self-evidently AWESOME that my usual verbosity is not needed (umm, not that it’s ever really needed 🙄).

The 3 most important facts are:

1) The lovely lady is Riko Tachibana.

2) The first 2:30 or so is the hypnotist -- who goes by the stage name "RED" -- letting her sleep off one spate of deepening-by-fractionating reinductions and then doing one slow reinduction with those chime-sounding silver spherical thingies.

3) The real "fireworks" begin at 2:40 with

   a) 10 seconds (i.e., 2:40-2:50) of RED engaging in a little banter gently warning the slightly still dazed Ms. Tachibana of what's about to ensue and him taking the liberty at that moment to fix her hair,

    b) RED literally fractionating Ms. Tachibana 12(!!) times in one minute (i.e., about 2:50-3:50) 🤩,

     c) and then finally engaging in one final slow reinduction to round out the segment! 

 For those who aspire to hypnokink connoisseurship, some extra facts are the following:

The source video was filmed in 2005 (perhaps explaining why I never found it in any resolution beyond ye olde TV standard definition of 480 x 360.   Its catalog number is NPD-030 from the studio Audaz Japan, which I really think is defunct even though various Japanese sites still seem to sell its wares.  The video title is one of those that becomes a bit of a “word salad” upon translation into English: “Back FACE Hypnotism (RED) X”, which I can only surmise is a reference to:

  i) It was the lovely Ms. Tachibana’s 2nd hypnokink video with Audaz Japan (hence, she was back facing hypnotism).

  ii) “RED” is the stage name of the hypnotist (who, true to his stage name is wearing a red sweatshirt, though I think that was a coincidence).

  iii) As for the “X”, I’ve actually generally seen translated as the roman numeral  for “10″ online in regard to this video, but I kinda think it’s there because (a) the letter “X” is just cool and (b) “X” ratings-wise stands for you know what, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

 [This excerpt, of course, complies with tumblr content requirements and remains PG-13, if not PG.  But, befitting that "X" in item (iii), the video eventually gets fully naughty. ]