Welcome, to my blog of humor. I post whatever makes me smile.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[jesusinc-deactivated20151108]

when a popular song comes on that everyone loves but you hate

[arthurtimothyread-blog]

[somedisgracedcosmonaut-deactiva]

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

[theblackship]

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

[deactivated--account-deactivate]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

i wrote a song about a tortilla

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

actually its more of a wrap

[wanderlog]

[peruvian-princess-deactivated20]

reblog if you dont have a bra on

[digg]

[gingerhaze]

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[floambones]

[bluecaptions]

[theshellshack]

[eggsoskeleton]

*looks in a mirror* you again

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[kingga-xo-deactivated20161209]

do u ever just wanna sit outside with someone and talk all night?

[staybrutandsmile]

That would be nice.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we’re like “that’s a soup ladle”.