blocked by tyler oakley & wil wheaton

| jae | 32 | bi | white | he/they (friends can use she) |

[beaky-peartree]

i guess i should make a pinned post since i don't really have an about me or byf or dni so

i go by jae or jj. im a white, genderfluid 31 year old transmasc bi guy living in bumfuck iowa. my face is in the '#me' tag. i married the world's most attractive shit head luis @aggressive-duck on 8/18/19 💕💕 we have 3 lizards, 2 cats, a snake and a fish. my gender is confusing and i kinda explain it here but basically im fine with a lot of things as long as you don't call me a girl or a woman. i will disclose that i have adhd and multiple sclerosis but listing out all my mental illnesses and personal traumas feels weird to me. i speak pretty decent german. im not fluent and my grammar is rough, but if you speak german and wanna strike up a conversation auf deutsch, i'd love it. im also in the process of learning spanish. i practice norse paganism but im not, like, weird about it. i save all that for my sideblog (hmu if you want your runes read). i only use mobile so if youre using desktop tumblr, im sorry if my blog looks like shit. anyways if you need anything tagged or want me to boost a donation post just message me. and check out my sideblog @reallyspecificmemes

dni:

terfs/swerfs/transmeds

centrists or anyone even remotely right leaning

anti-antis/pro-shippers

incest apologists

minors (unless you blacklist both #nsfw and #minors dni)

fans of hamilton, hazbin hotel, south park, hetalia, attack on titan, shane dawson, pewdiepie, dsmp, harry potter

if i can tell you're a fan of taylor swift from a 5 second glance at your blog, im gonna block you. don't take it personally, you are all just so annoying, god bless <3

cottagecore blogs

johnny depp supporters

zionists

reylos

if you think bi lesbians are a thing

if you believe in transmisandry/transandrophobia

if you think qu**r isn't a slur or that saying so is terf rhetoric

biden supporters/'blue no matter who' fucks

tcc blogs

cishets can follow as long as you behave

byf:

brush your teeth

enjoy the shitshow

[beaky-peartree]

I feel compelled to share the story of the night my son was born because it's kinda funny how it was just one fucking thing after another. So, we had previously scheduled to induce labor on December 2nd. The baby was still in breech position (head upwards) and we were gonna have him flipped and then go into labor. November 24th, we went in for a routine checkup. Urine test, non stress test (recording the baby's heart rate), ultrasound, then go over test results with my OB. All the prior appointments were uneventful, so we expected this one to be as well. We even had plans for afterwards, like picking up Luis's car from the shop and finishing building the crib.

But my OB told us that the urine test showed I had preeclampsia (a serious medical condition in pregnancy), the non stress test showed my baby's heart rate went way down, and the ultrasound showed a decreased amount of amniotic fluid in the womb. So we needed to have this baby right now. I was literally like

So we're ushered to the delivery room. Luis had to run home and pack my bag for me, which is fortunately only 2 miles away. The anesthesiologist was struggling to give my epidural because apparently I have pretty bad scoliosis, which was news to me! The epidural didn't fully work, only my right half went numb. Even worse, they couldn't successfully flip the baby out of breech position, so that meant we had to do a C section.

So I'm laying on the operating table, having muscle spasms all over my body because apparently that's sometimes a thing that happens when you're in labor. But since the epidural didn't work, the other anesthesia they gave me wasn't working either. They kept administering meds, poking my stomach to see if I could feel it, and I could, until they couldn't give me any more. So I had to be knocked out for the surgery. On one hand, I was relieved I wouldn't have to be conscious during a major surgery, but I was also sad I didn't get to witness my baby's birth. And poor Luis had to be in a separate room alone for an hour or so wondering if his wife and kid were gonna be ok.

Thankfully everything went smoothly, the baby was delivered without any complications, and I got to wake up and hold him two hours after he was born. It was a really fucking scary night, but it all worked out in the end, and now we have the cutest little mijito burrito on earth 🥰

[beaky-peartree]

Hey guys, just dropping by to say I'm still alive and wish everyone a happy New Year. My 2025 has been really busy, but fulfilling, and I'm looking forward to what the new year brings.

Also I got my master's and had a baby lol

[beaky-peartree]

anyways, idk how much i wanna use tumblr anymore. im thinking about making a bluesky account but idk. i hope everyone's new year is going better than mine.

[beaky-peartree]

fuck this day

[beaky-peartree]

my snake died, my husband has to work tonight, my best friend that i invited over is most likely going to flake on me because he always does almost every fucking time, i just started my period, which means im STILL not pregnant, and im almost out of weed. what a way to end the year.

[beaky-peartree]

fuck this day

[beaky-peartree]

assuming you're too smart to fall prey to a cult is the first step to becoming susceptible to joining a cult

[bleach-drink]

People need to realise that cults are not as niche and hard to come by and fall into as they are made out to be. They come in many forms. A cult is simply a high demand group that comes in any form, whether it's in the form of a religious organisation, a family unit, a work environment, self help groups, friend groups, political spheres and many other examples, if a group of people is demanding and consuming all of your time and resources, if you find yourself losing your identity, your ability to question & your ability to entertain doubts due to fear of being cast out or punished, you're in a cult.

[colombogramme]

Help Aseel and Ahmed care for their newborn baby

Aseel's delivered her baby on August 30th after months of struggles to afford food and medical treatments for her family members. Her husband Ahmed barely ate to give his food to his pregnant wife and her family members were injured during the Nuseirat massacre as their house was bombed. Aseel's sister got severly injured in her right eye and needs surgery.

Please consider donating to them and help take care of their newborn girl, they only have 4.4k left to raise to reach their goal on GFM.

Donate here / Get an art commissions in exchange for a donation here

Ahmed is in the Help Gaza spreadsheet, number 1199

[colombogramme]

Literally no donations are coming in, only one in more than two days.

Where is the outrage for babies and women being victims of terrible circonstances now that you actually have the opportunity to help them? If a less than 1 month old baby does not deserves your charity then to who will you give it to??

This all just confirms what everyone has been saying about the perfect victim. At the end of the day people are just searching for excuses to justify the crimes commited to palestinian people. An adult man, an old woman, a baby it does not matter, their lives didn't have any values to people to begin with.

[colombogramme]

ONLY $215 LEFT TO REACH 7K

We can get there this Wednesday, please boost and donate !

[colombogramme]

NO DONATIONS SINCE

Please do better, share and donate !

[colombogramme]

Tagging for reach (pls dm me if you want to be removed, I have difficulties looking at tags) :

@papasmoke @froggeultra @corvidkusnos @thousand-winters @drbtinglecannon

@joelletwo @anarchblr @lesbiankendall @lafemmemacabre @ouroboobos

@thatdiabolicalfeminist @earth-dad @strangestcase @thedragonagelesbian @sphinxgirlbaeddel

@newbluntprincess @butchfeygela @pussyronin @ghoul-butch

[fancysmudges]

I recently had Fahed and his family reach out to me in need of aid, still far off their GoFundMe goal. If you can spare even a small amount, please consider supporting this family of 8. Reblogs to share the campaign are very appreciated as well! Thank you!!

Donate to Help Sahar and Her Family to Evacuate Gaza, organized by Ahmed Shamia

My name is Sahar Shehab. I am 14 years old from Gaza . I ask you for urgent h… Ahmed Shamia needs your support for Help Sahar and Her Famil

see more information also at @danashehab!

[arlkay]

i figured out how to take out a line of credit and i managed to. i need to be so careful with it but i know i can use it for rent. i just dont know when or how i can pay it back. i very much am nervous to ask my parents about how to manage credit because they dont even know i got fired

[arlkay]

im still. going to need help but its gonna be help with paying credit back at least until i can manage to get a job. refer to this post for a better understanding on some urgency but a tl;dr is:

im disabled (chronic pain + mental illness makes it hard to finction), i got fired after snapping under workplace abuse, i am medicated but wont need to get a new refill for ~3 months, i am unemployed and looking, and my ex financially fucked me over due to draining my bank account and refusing to get a job or help me once they actually did.

i do have a redbubble if people are interested, but i havent updated it in forever; i also have qayqal (replace qs with ps), and e-transfer since i am canadien

pp | redbubble | dm for e-transfer

heres a pic of my cat who hipchecked me while i wrote this

[arlkay]

sorry the length was getting annoying. ive gotten $5 which im immensely grateful for - however service canada is denying me my ei because of some bullshit "intent to disrespect authority" (blacking out and calling a supervisor a cunt because id had enough of being abused and disrespected in the workplace). im still waiting to hear back from a hotel on if i got hired there or not which i should hear back by friday but until then i still need help

[arlkay]

sorry i havent been updating this. i still dont have a job, hotel said no, i will not be able to afford my rent next month. im still in pain nearly 24/7 and everything bad keeps happening to me. please help. i need to raise a minimum of $1400, i have unpaid internet as well apparently

[arlkay]

in addition to this i also have a credit card payment due on the 1st of october for $64 CAD minimum

[arlkay]

still nothing. please.

[arlkay]

got the credit card payment but beyond that istill need at least 855 by like. the 26th

[arlkay]

please

[yunyuis-remade]

hate adding to this post bc of its length but hi. offering writing / proofreading / whatever comms. pwyw just proof that you sent smth to them

[arlkay]

sorry for typos im still waking up and stressed. i stil havemt gottej anything beyond the credit card minimum and im a little scared Please help

[arlkay]

3 days left still nothing

[tamamita]

Israel have repeatedly invaded Lebanon, supporting the Phalangists and committing massacres one after the other and this stupid zionist fuck can't figure out history before Oct 7

[bloglikeanegyptian]

what the zionist above fails to note is that israel has been bombing lebanon around 10x as frequently since october 8th as well, so it's curious that they think israel hasn't responded. i guess to zionists its only a "response" when there's disproportionate civilian casualties

[mar64ds]

Palestinian families in need of help!

A compilation of palestinian families that have reached out to me. Please make sure to check their individual posts, share and donate!

@save-my-daughter-najah -> gofundme (€446 raised of €20,000 goal)

@hanyfamily -> gofundme (€437 raised of €20,000 goal)

@mohmad40 -> gofundme (€3,905 raised of €80,000 goal)

@joyfulpeacepolice -> gofundme ($430 raised of $155,000 goal)

@hebamater492 -> gofundme ($911 raised of $30,000 goal)

@ahmadresh2 -> gofundme ($13,988 raised of $31,000 goal)

@hazemsuhail -> gofundme (€8,705 raised of €50,000 goal)

@alaakhateeb-gaza -> gofundme (£28,934 raised of £56,000 goal)

@muhannad-ayyad -> gofundme (€127 raised of €50,000 goal)

@abedalhdihesham -> gofundme ($5,595 raised of $65,000 goal)

@osama-family -> gofundme (£3,230 raised of £50,000 goal)

@mahaibrahim13 -> gofundme (£6,951 raised of £81,000 goal)

@odayalanqar-2002 -> gofundme (€4,137 raised of €50,000 goal)

@abdquffa99 -> gofundme (€789 raised of €84,000 goal)

@wisammurtaja -> gofundme (£150 raised of £50,000 goal)

@fahedshehab051 -> gofundme (€54,352 raised of €85,000 goal)

@savepalestineinfamily19 -> gofundme (€7,347 raised of €50,000 goal)

@jomana-ha -> gofundme ($14,977 raised of $60,000 goal)

[gg0dzzz-deactivated20250622]

How it feels to be autistic and work customer service

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[lgbtunis-moved]

Hey I’d really appreciate it if goyim and even ashkenazi Jews would read and rb this

[beaky-peartree]

Hello, my friends🌸

🛑Stop and don't ignore✋

This is a humanitarian appeal 🙏 Don't say I can't 😭 you can help me with any small donation.

My family and I are in danger 😭💔 Winter is approaching and my weared tent I'm afraid of drowning 💔 so any simple donation may save the life of my unborn child 💔😭 I am pregnant and suffering from vitamin deficiency, so please help me and help me and help my child survive this cruel life. 🙏🥹

https://gofund.me/cd29b3ea

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