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This was a sketch that got around 3 hours out of hand but this tale was so sweet, the art in it was gorgeous, and I love the concept of teen Nadia and Julian meeting, even if it probably didn’t happen but I’m ignoring that
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DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!
also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.
I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).
Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.
But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).
Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.
So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.
I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.
Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.
My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.
I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.
but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!
I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.
cut this shit out
don’t be that kind of asshole.
As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!
Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.
i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.
Reblogging because it’s so important. I’m “lucky” I don’t have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a “white girl diet fad”.
90% of people don’t take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I’m allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it’s just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don’t give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It’s no miracle, specially if I didn’t take other meds before.
When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!
Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!
I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn’t even make it home from the “accidental” whole milk instead of skim.
I’m super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn’t believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it’s so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.
I’m allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can’t count how many times I’ve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.
Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.
I actually have customers who say they’ll only eat at my restaurant when I’m there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in “I will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,” if someone says the words “I have an allergy.” I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was “I guess you shouldn’t change your gloves … . ?” On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there’s a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you’re moving as fast as we do, I’ll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there’s a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you’ve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don’t play around.
Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you’re a complete asshole I won’t risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don’t do it. If someone’s a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don’t play with their health.
DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E
Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a person’s life. Don’t be a dick, give the person what they ordered
yes, finally this is on my dash
luckily i haven’t had many problems with this but if someone gives me an “accidentally” non-decaf drink after i’ve taken my meds I WILL OVERDOSE. don’t fuck with ppl’s orders.
i have severe allergies to gluten and dairy and large amounts of sugar make me really sick, and i cant imagine what would happen if someone did this to me. dont scroll past this.
My partner is extremely gluten intolerant, and really badly sensitive to it. He’s very chill about the whole thing, but every time we go out to eat, a part of me is absolutely terrified - it wouldn’t kill him, but I can’t bear to see him in the pain that he goes through when he accidentally has gluten
Imma just… hit that reblog button.
My mom has fibromyalgia & is allergic to gluten & whitenol(however it’s spelled),the stuff that’s put on salads/lettuce to help keep it fresh. It’s not a severe allergy,but if she eats too much of either,then it will cause her to break out in a painful rash,& can sometimes cause the fibro to flare up. She’s learned what to avoid eating,& most restaurants are helpful if need be. The biggest problem she’s had has actually been several doctors she’s seen about her fibro. Quite a few had such a superiority complex & arrogance that they’d barely listen to her & ended up making things worse with what they prescribed. So yes,restaurant staff can be bad,& as I’m sure we’re all aware,doctors & hospitals can be just as bad,if not worse. Stay safe everyone.
Be safe friendos
NOBODY FUCKING DO THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A POTENTIAL FUCKING MURDERER. THIS ISN’T FUCKING COOL. DON’T LET A “stubborn white girl on a diet-fad” FUCKING DIE BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY’VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG TO YOU.
I hope no-one minds me ranting about personal life yet again, but I’d like to make a contribution to these stories. I’ve mentioned it before I think, I’m a type one diabetic who’s also likely borderline insulin resistant due to hormone imbalance and mental instability. Yes, mental problems and hormones do cause added issues with type one. Anyway, I’ve had an experience with things like this myself. It lead to one of the very few times I’ve almost been rushed to the er or actually have been to the er due to high glucose. This was IHOP, a few years ago me and my family decided we’d try the place, as we’d never done it before. My parents did research and found there was pancake batter in the eggs to make them fluffier, so when we ordered, we asked for no pancake batter in my eggs, as we didn’t want to go too high with the carb count, it was already something like 80 or 90 carbs. So we eat thinking they followed what we asked, and later that day i start feeling really sick like I’m going to either have some sort of stroke or throw up, I check my sugars, and I’m at around 650-700 I think? Not the highest I’ve had, unfortunately. But still, I ended up needing to stay at home for three days, throwing up and feeling terrible, and struggling with ketones and high sugars. So as has been stated many times, PLEASE FOLLOW CUSTOMER’S ORDERS. YOU COULD KILL THEM IF YOU PURPOSELY NEGLECT THEM JUST THINKING THEY’RE ON A DIET.
I am severely lactose intolerant. I won’t die, it ain’t an allergy, but even a spoonful of milk could literally send me to the floor for a full day. I also happen to be vegan (this is a choice, but it also helps me for other health issues). What happened, you might ask? I was at work, just started a new job, and they feed us breakfast and lunch daily. This chef, a very rude and judgy man in his 50s who claimed to be the best because he’d worked all over the world, when I told him I was vegan and I therefore couldn’t have meals with cream/milk in them (he made lots of those) rolled his eyes. I thought “whatever, as long as he gives me what I need, he can roll his eye all he wants”. A day later, he made a curry plate and told me it was vegan. I double checked with him, because it looked very creamy to me. “Are you sure there’s no dairy in here?” “Of course.” he said, looking straight at me. So I ate it. Not even a full hour goes by and I start to get really sick. Gas, insane stomach cramps, diarrhea. I manage to get home, and I proceed to spend a full day in pain, sweating like a mad man, going from couch to bathroom and back, highly dehydrated because of the whole ordeal. THe day after I barely manage to make it to work, but I do, and I tell my manager. He doesn’t believe me. Said I probably ate something after work. I’m furious, but I let it go… … Until that shit happens again. I see the plate, the chef tells me it’s vegan. I’m like “Are you sure? Cause last time this and that happened” He says “Of course.” So I go to check in the pot, and another chef, this small woman who’s been working as a kitchen help for the past 30 years, comes to me and whispers “That’s not vegan honey. I saw him toss at least half a bottle of cream in that recipe. Which, to be honest, it doesn’t even need.” Furious, I go talk to my manager again. Finally, with a witness on my side and the proof of what happened last time, my manager believes me and talks to the chef. He did not get fired (not at that point at least) but only sent off with a warning. He claimed he “didn’t know I was intolerant to lactose” and it makes me FURIOUS because it doesn’t fucking matter. If I tell you I have a dietary restriction it should NOT concern you WHY I have it. I owe no explanation, but I have the right to eat what I requested. The guy eventually got fired for other stuff, but guess what? The kitchen help lady started making the vegetarian dishes for both me and the clients, and every time she made sure to make it vegan. I never once felt sick or had any problem. She trusted I needed that specific diet and she rolled with it.
This is all very accurate and important but I also want to stress the related reverse of this: do not substitute someones order with something diet or dairy free or vegan or whatever when they ordered it otherwise for any reason unless you actually discuss it with them.
The same food allergy and diet restrictions apply in reverse too and people don’t always consider that. I cannot have artificial sweeteners. I’m extremely allergic to at least two and others trigger my migraines and can trigger my seizures. If someone gives me diet soda it can kill me just as sure as giving non diet to a diabetic can. I have had servers intentionally give me diet soda and try to justify it against my weight or what else I had ordered. I seem to be growing out of it but when I was younger I had a strong intolerance to soy. Someone putting soy milk in my coffee or giving me tofurkey would end in hours of intense discomfort at best. A friend of mine had to be hospitalized because someone swapped almond milk for dairy milk in something she was served.
You cannot and should not ever alter (or worse misrepresent) something a person is going to eat or drink without the person’s explicit consent. You don’t know their entire medical, religious, or personal needs and they shouldn’t have to disclose it for you to respect what they asked for. Sometimes it isn’t even about actual need but taste and texture preference and even then it is still shitty to change an order for your own amusement or beliefs.
Can we like, not support circuses like that anymore?
I love how he’s given cats to reign over
Ima keep reblogging this whenever I see it
Every damn time this artist has me in tears
my dash is full of this artist and i’m gonna cry
apparently like overnight down here in good ole TX panic arose and now we can't find toilet paper anywhere . wtf
my dad got so mad he made a meme about it
What made Mettalica have the desire to have taken Alphy's plans and have Neon built?
Mettalica is happy to answer! Kinda…
Remember that you can ask things to the precious babeys!
It seems I totally forgot to post this one ^^;;;
Ilya is something poerfect and this drawing si so perfect <3
Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans? Cause that feels accurate.
@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD
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Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering
into the void of an open word document.
@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎
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THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.
IT GOT BETTER
Where’s the lemon buffet
Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken
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Wow this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
*[evil cackling]*
I still love this so much
Me too tf, give me the blue bucket XD
This is so good I love this JAJAJAJA
Main six with an mc who is super shy in public and acts super innocent but is a SUPER kinky switch in the bedroom? Like major kink shit and super flirty while still looking super innocent.
Ohohoh, I see you there anon (ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)
Sorry for the wait, hope you enjoy!
Little note; I realized that I have the (bad) habit of using pronouns he/him for Asra, when he is non-binary. Honestly, I’m not sure which kind of pronouns he prefers (considering also that he is a fictional character); from now on I’ll be using the pronouns they/them so that it’s clear that I’m respecting his identity as non-binary.
Masterlist | Prompt list
Main 6 with a shy but very kinky Mc
Asra
Don’t try and tell me they didn’t even suspect it
Bro has known you for eight years. Maybe they didn’t know, but they did have a feeling
But having a feeling is a thing. Seeing it in front of their own eyes is another
And it’s so damn exciting and surprising
They have never been a very kinky person, but now?
They honestly think you’re one of the most beautiful, ravishing people they’ve ever seen
They will probably tease you a lot when you’re in public
And they will never see you with the same eyes after the first sexy time together
Will do everything to satisfy your desires and lusts.
“A little devil disguised as an angel, huh?”
Julian
At first, he can’t really believe it
He has always been the kinky one in the couple; now there’s two of you, the possibilities are endless!
He’s so excited
The two of you are a very experimental couple, always interested in new kinks and discoveries
He adores how you always look so innocent
So far, he considers you the best sexual (and romantic) partner he’s ever had in years
Unlike Asra, when you guys are in public he’s very protective towards you
Even though, once he has seen this other side of yours, he does try to get you out of your shell
At the end of the day he loves every single one of the aspects of your personalities
“How I love it when you do that.”
Nadia
Like Asra, I’m sure she had some kind of feeling
This doesn’t prevent her from being a bit taken aback, though
She did expect you not to be as innocent as you looked; she did not see your major kinks coming
Even though she’s not as kinky, she’ll try and accomodate every one of your necessities
Let’s be real, she’s a dom, and her dominance will only increase with time
What dom can resist those big doe eyes that look so innocent doing such lewd things?
She’ll occasionally tease you about your shyness in public
Mostly, she will try to understand the reasons for these sudden changes between the bedroom and the rest of your life
She’ll always be there for you, no matter what.
“Oh, darling, you always succeed in surprising me.”
Muriel
He did NOT see this coming
This man is lost omg MC what are you doing to him calm down
I wouldn’t say he’s scared at first, but he surely needs a bit of time to process this and to get used to it
When he got to know you, he was relieved that you could understand his ever-present social anxiety
Discovering that you have a side that is absolutely not shy is… interesting
Surprisingly for the both of you, he grows very fond of your kinky personality
With time, he’ll be relieved that you’re the one who knows how to initiate sex
And maybe he’ll even experiment a bit with you
But his favorite trait of yours will always be that lovely, adorable shyness that makes your cheeks go red when he kisses you
“You… you know… I love every side of you… right?”
Portia
She knows.
Don’t ask me how, or why, but she knows and she’s known from the very start.
You don’t look as kinky as you are, and Portia doesn’t look as insightful as she is
So, she comes prepared
She isn’t a particularly kinky person, and she prefers mostly being submissive
But the two of you complete each other deliciously, and your sexy times are intense and surprising
She will definitely tease you for your shyness in public
Actually, it’s a continuous teasing between the two of you, which will lead to more sexual tension
Your relationship is an endless fun
“Mc, you weren’t blushing like that last night～”
Lucio
He didn’t expect that, but he’s not shocked
On the contrary, he is thrilled to see this new, kinky, exciting side of your personality
You’re everything he has always wished for
He will dom the shit outta you. Every single one of your kinks will be tried out. Y’all staying awake the whole night
Can’t get enough of you and your body
He loves to praise and compliment your body, drawing that sweet blush to your cheeks
You will not escape his teasing
Whenever you’re in public, he will yearn to see your shyness and innocence shatter under your sex appeal
You represent everything he’s ever dreamt of, and he doesn’t have words to say that
“You, my angel, are a dream came true.”
MEET THE FOUR ROBOTS!
You can only choose one! They’re like friends with benefits, so spicy stuff is coming! Remember you can ask anything to them in the Ask box of this Tumblr!
I made this Ask for them! Go ahead and try!
For Freaktale!Mettaton, you like to talk to the other head?
Due to the nature of Mettaton, This is a rough translation of what he said.
I love him so much
Freaktale MTT! This AU (by @le-fun-shark) and this deserves so much looove! This is a collab that i did with a friend, he did the Lineart and I painted it, so here is his Ista https://www.instagram.com/csx_00/
Comission from amino 💦
Una pequeña comunidad que te llena de determinación.
Onionsan deverses a Merry Xmas!
Fellswap! Napstaton. This dude deserves more love.
Lucifer, from hazbin hotel, APPLE DADDY
