yep we're doing this

Drawings vary in quality, some may 8e on paper instead of digital dont worry a8out it

[poorlydrawnvriska]

Welcome to the new UPD8ED Intro Post!!

AG: Listen up 8ITCHES, This 8log is almost a year old and lets 8e real for a second.

AG: LOT'S OF SHIT HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!!!

AG: So, I thought, lets get a masterpost going here and may as well redo this whole pinned post here.

8LOG RULES AND A8OUT

Pronouns: she/they/web

Typing quirk: b/B = 8. Words that end in an "eight" sound will 8e replaced with 8. Sometimes I EXAGGER8 W8RDS WHEN IM M8D with 8.

Don't send super explicit asks.

Keep in mind i'm a 8ITCH and I will insult you.

I'm the 8est Vriska and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!!!!!

IF I HAVE TO ADD MORE RULES TO THIS 8ECAUSE YOU ALL DECIDE TO 8E STUPID I WILL 8E MAD.

AG: CURRENT GOALS: 8e active here for fucks s8ke.

VRISKA MOMENTS UNDER THE CUT.

#grimdarc tag: that time I went half grimdark (tag is a play on grimdark and arc)

#not badly drawn tag: any posts where I don't put a drawing.

#badly drawn tag: posts featuring art!

Lore (and retcons);

Terezi: Moirail

Kanaya: ex-moirail, kismesis(?)

Eridan: ex-kismesis

Sollux and Eridan: auspistice of ((I think? is that still a thing guys??))

Equius: 8estieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

John: human 8estie!!!!!!!!

Tavros: 8LUH

old pinned post

[badlydrawnjohn]

happy 10/25!!!! have a very bdhs cascade day :D

[poorlydrawnvriska]

bring out ya dead! bring out ya dead on this thread!

(yes the pun was intentional)

[canineanarchy]

you may be wondering, why havnt you updated your ask blogs, Tae? and the answer is

burnout

[memories]

I’m not going to say it again: #poorlydrawnvriska deserves to win first place.

[badlydrawnrose]

@poorlydrawnvriska

[poorlydrawnvriska]

wait you eat spiders? i thought you were one. am i stupid?

AG: Spiders can 8e canni8als

[poorlydrawnvriska]

TT: Hello, Vriska.

TT: I must admit you have piqued my curiosity. What does spider ice cream taste like?

@badlydrawnrose

AG: Spiders

AG: Duh

[badlydrawnrose]

TT: Where might one procure spider flavored ice cream?

[poorlydrawnvriska]

AG: from spiders????????

[badlydrawnrose]

TT: All right, I suppose it is time for an unnecessary side quest, then. Thank you for your incredible insight, Vriska.

[poorlydrawnvriska]

AG: you're welcome, usually you can find spiders selling food at the bottom of a giant hole in the side of a mountain that extends into an underground cave ::::)

[poorlydrawnvriska]

TT: Hello, Vriska.

TT: I must admit you have piqued my curiosity. What does spider ice cream taste like?

@badlydrawnrose

AG: Spiders

AG: Duh

[badlydrawnrose]

TT: Where might one procure spider flavored ice cream?

[poorlydrawnvriska]

AG: from spiders????????

[poorlydrawnvriska]

TT: Hello, Vriska.

TT: I must admit you have piqued my curiosity. What does spider ice cream taste like?

@badlydrawnrose

AG: Spiders

AG: Duh

[poorlydrawnvriska]

visk i need ur opinion on hayley williams stat

[poorlydrawnvriska]

Hey Vriska, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

AG: spider

[8randnewcity-deactivated2024062]

WE'RE OUT OF FUCKING CRUNCHMASTERS!!!!!!!!

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

vrisrezi date!

↓ rewfewence ↓

[zamiiz]

the neighbors are having a party and didnt invite you

[poorlydrawnvriska]

saw some art by @vexedbatz on my dash a bit ago and wanted to challenge myself to draw in bites style

[poorlydrawnvriska]

Bon poisson de Avril! *sneakily sticks a paper fish to your back*

[poorlydrawnkankri]

AG: oh god not another Vantass on here and you're the one worse than Karkat 8LUH

@poorlydrawnvriska

The 9ne w9rse, hm? I see.

Well, I will surely ap9l9gize 9n 6ehalf 9f any 9ther Kankri y9u may have stum6led up9n and have previ9usly interacted with, 6ut I will p9litely ask y9u t9 n9t jump t9 c9nclusi9ns 9f distatement with9ut having sp9ken t9 me pri9r, y9ung Serket. Lumping all alternates t9gether strips all 9f their identity and is a very unhealthy mindset t9 h9ld with alternative selves, y9u sh9uld d9 y9ur 6est t9 refrain fr9m using such language 9n the 9ff chance y9u end up triggering s9me9ne with identity issues.

[poorlydrawnvriska]

AG: yeah this is exactly why I h8 you

AG: at least Karkat makes his rants funnier to listen to