as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !
âOh, bite me. Waitâdonât do that.â
âWoah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.â
âIs that why youâve always been soâŚweird?â
âIâm not afraid of you.â
âYou got a little something on your face thereâŚand hands, and..oh gosh..â
âSoâŚhow old are you?â
âWhatâs happening to me?!â
âDid you justâŚbite me?â
âI feelâŚweirdly strongerâŚâ
âIâm still not used to thisâŚâ
âBeing immortal sounds pretty cool.â
âAm I supposed toâŚkill things?â
âI want cool vampire powers.â
âI canât believe this actually happened to me.â
âI have so many questions.â
âDrinking blood isnât weird for me.â
âWe watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.â
âYou donât have to drink human blood, dumbass.â
âSomeone around here should show you the ropes.â
âIâm actually not that old.â
âIâve lived through hundreds of generations.â
âDoritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.â
âSo many people have died in front of my eyes.â
âThereâs no such thing as âthe good old daysâ. Every time sucks.â
âI wish I could be with you forever.â /Â âI canât wait until your ass dies.â
âI donât sleep in a coffin.â /Â âI sleep on silk sheets.â
âNo, we donât turn into bats.â
âAre you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.â
âMost of the crap in movies isnât true.â
âIâd stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if youâre a reasonable person.â
âNo matter how much I eat, itâs never enough.â
âYouâre bleedingâŚâ
âEveryoneâs blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.â
âI shouldnât have waited this longâŚâ