[trinketbug]

hi i'm wizard im 23 years old and i'm your little friend who lives in your computer!

get into my comic about a werewolf princess and an alien scientist trying to reverse the princess's curse!

[vapus-10]

shout out the narcissist cookbook for writing lyrics that feel so damn good to sing with a crowd. everyone who’s ever felt shitty just needs to scream “THIS IS HOW WE GET BETTER” at the top of their lungs with 100+ other people and that’ll fix it

[memedokies]

every time i go outside i am astounded by the power of sun and air

[human-pet-they]

she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant

[scarymask78]

issa fujoshied so hard she lost her boyfriend

[djotime]

Adults 1.04 — House Rules

[hi-paul-baker]

You're a friend slut

[kenstewdivorce]

People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

[hustlerose]

[bunhex-deactivated20260127]

"we can't include {xyz accessibility feature} in our singleplayer/coop game because it would make the game too easy for abled people!" counterpoint:

i will kill you

it will hurt the whole time you are dying

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[girlsjustwant2havefun]

Meeeeeeeeeeee printing strawberries at night

[onion-souls]

OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[rars]

higurashi style sprites for @fictionallesbian !!

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[catcrumb]

[oldinterneticons]