pizza is always the answer

parker jackary michaels one lazy ass of a twenty-six year old. who just got sick and tired of toledo, ohio. smells like pizza and looks like a mess. words to live by — "time is money. money is power. power is pizza and pizza is knowledge!" -- "i'm for anything that gets you throught the night. be it prayer tranquilizers, or a bottle of jack daniel's"

[elizasclarke]

[ayden-thatch-deactivated2015062]

Dude, they’re literally little balls of heaven. 

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Funny, I’ve also heard similar comments about my meatballs. They aren’t little, but still balls of heaven

[ayden-thatch-deactivated2015062]

I might have to take you up on that. 

I bet they taste just as good, if not better.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Well I’ve never had grandma’s famous meatballs, but I haven’t heard too much complaint about my meatballs.

[ayden-thatch-deactivated2015062]

I’d give anything to have my grandma’s famous meatballs right about now. 

That, or some much needed sex. They’re basically the same thing. 

[poplockandparkit-blog]

I might not have grandma’s famous meatballs, but I do have some meatballs to offer.

[kittykatbreak-blog]

I gotta say it; I miss Saturday nights with beer on the beach. Even when I didn’t have the guarantee of sex.

[kittykatbreak-blog]

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Is that how you spent your Saturdays? 

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Bust Those Doors Wide Open ► Parker & Julia ◄

[subvioletxconnor-blog]

“There’s no need to apologize,” Julia replied to him, still laughing slightly as he came further into the room. This was not her typical way of going about hooking up with someone, but she knew being here, in general, was not typical for her. It was all outside of her comfort zone and that was the whole reason for it. It was thrilling for her too, throwing caution to the wind and just letting her sexual side come out more. Thankfully, neither of her grandparents were around any more to be disappointed in her engaging in a show like this and her parents, well they didn’t see to care much or pay attention. So that wasn’t a worry for her at all and for that, Julia was thankful. Not knowing this man other than his name made the idea of sleeping with him that more exciting to her and she was interested to find out what he liked, let him figure her out, it was all new and unknown and that was what Julia like the most about being in a new place, but also about the theme for this episode. As he lifted her up and carried her over to the bed, Julia lightly wrapped her arms and legs around him, giggling softly against his lips until she was laying back on the bed. 

Sliding back until her head was resting on the pillows, she pulled her tank top off, up over her head, tossing it away and revealing her light blue bra underneath. Her lips parted to say something to him, but instead he guided her lips back to his and she went right with it, sliding her tongue gently into his mouth to explore as one hand moved to rest on his side, rolling onto her’s to face him better. Drawing a deep breath when he pulled back and slid his lips down along her neck, hitting that perfect spot under her jaw that made her whimper softly, she slid her arm around him, rolling back onto her back and pulling him with her. Her leg hitched around his hip, bringing their bodies closer together, while her hand traced patterns on his back, sliding down to his jeans to slide her fingers along his waistband.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

What better way to get back in the game then to find the first stranger to sleep with. Really weren't they all doing that any how with that first episode? Parker didn't put too much thought into it. How could he when he was busy watching Julia pull her tank off and revealing her bra. He licked his lips before settling beside her with his lips moving along her neck. This was the truest definition of a random hook up he was going to get. It was very easy to fall into the speed and rhythm that Julia was setting for them. His hands moved to ether side of her to hold himself up as he continued to bring his lips further down her collarbone.

Parker could feel his body temperature raising and a desire to press his body against his growing with each kiss he pushed down along her body. With a push of his hips against hers he encouraged her hands to continue on with their actions. He lifted his torso up and took in a few quick breaths as he ran his fingertips along the side of her body until they curled into the waistband of her shorts and slid them down her thighs. He kissed down from the bottom of her bra down the center of her torso and to the waistband of her lace. His teeth teasing the line.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Bust Those Doors Wide Open ► Parker & Julia ◄

[subvioletxconnor-blog]

Personally, Julia was glad that she had been warned that Parker was going to come kick in her door. Because if there had been no warning, she would have been entirely freaked out and would have probably told him to get out. She wasn’t normally the type of girl to hook up with random strangers, especially ones who burst into her room like he was intending. This was a new place and a new experience for Julia and she intended to make the very best of it. Agreeing to meeting up with people in unconventional ways was all apart of that. As soon as she had cracked the door open just an inch, Julia moved back over to the arm chair and plopped down in it, picking up her phone to scroll through the dash as she waited for Parker to show up. There was nothing else for her to do in preparation for his arrival, since they were just being themselves and Julia was the type of girl who lounged around in cotton shorts and t-shirts. And since it would all be coming off soon anyway, she didn’t see the point in getting herself dressed up in a cute dress or a sexy outfit. 

Julia was just about to reply to a post when the door flew open, kicked in by Parker who stood there with his hands on his hips. The slamming of the door against the wall still made her jump, even though she was expecting it, and drop her phone on the floor. “Oh my god!” She exclaimed, shocked as the air rushed out of her lungs. Her hand moved to rest on her chest where her heart had lept nearly right out of seconds before, she let out a laugh, shaking her head. “Holy crap..You still scared me even though I knew you were coming,” Julia shook her head, standing up with the help of him pulling her onto her feet, leaving her phone to lay on the floor beside the chair, letting her focus be on him. Julia let her eyes appreciate his physical looks, he was definitely attractive and that grin, that grin should be illegal. Julia was sure it got him into a lot of girls’ beds before. “Definitely better that I knew you were gonna do that though…Now we can just get to know each other…” She began, throwing any hesitation to the side and lifting her arms up to rest them on his shoulders, taking a step towards him. "..Physically.” Julia bit her lip, looking up at him as she moved in like she was going to kiss him, glancing at his lips and then up into his eyes before she went in for it and brought their lips together.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

It was and wasn’t Parker’s complete intention to scare the blonde when he barged into her room. He wasn’t at all in the slightest surprised that she was startled. He did barge into her room after all with a swift kick to the door, but he didn’t expect her to leap so high. He did give her some warning. Still, his face split into a wide smile. “I’d say I’m sorry, but that’s kind of the reaction I wanted.” Parker laughed and shrugged his shoulders. He kicked off his shoes and made his way further into her suite. “I can’t help it.” The man stood there letting her stare at him, as if drinking him in like he was a glass of water. When she walked up to him with her arms to rest around his neck, he couldn’t help but bite back a frown. They weren’t supposed to know each other. Hence being strangers. But with the step closer to him, the corner of his smirk tilted up. Physically that was much better. His arms moved to settle around her waist and pulled her to him as she pressed her lips to his. Parker lifted her up and returned the kiss. This became a very common thing. Know the name and the location and Parker was all set to shed his clothes and fuck  Parker lifted her up off the ground and carried her over to her bed setting her down with ease.

He was quick to pull his shirt off and drop it to the ground beside her bed before he settled on the bed with her. He moved himself to climb on to the bed beside her. Parker normally at this time would usually say something, anything to make this kind of moment less awkward and more sexual. He slid one hand to rest against her jaw to pull he back against his lips. Parker leaned into her, pushing her to lay back against the pillows. He wasn’t sure what she wanted or what she liked, but he figured there was no better way of finding out than just going for it. He slid his lips from hers over along her jaw and down along her neck pushing himself more and more against her.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Bust Those Doors Wide Open ► Parker & Julia ◄

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There were a lot of new people Parker hadn’t met yet, and he knew he needed to make a better effort at being in the game. He wasn’t playing for anyone and he wasn’t trying to impress anyone. Hell he didn’t even want the money, but he did want to stay in the house and the last thing he wanted was for him to get kicked out. Parker needed to make an honest effort and he felt like this episode’s theme was going to help him out a bit. He wasn’t very good about getting to know people or even letting people get to know him. They could ask the questions but he never seemed to care enough to give an answer that would lead into the mind and world that was Parker’s head. What better way to embody the theme than to just bust into someone’s room and announce that they should have sex. It was a bit of a bold move, but maybe if he hadn’t given Julia any kind of warning or even asked her for her permission, then it would have been better. But still he knew nothing about Julia. She was a complete and total stranger. He didn’t know what her voice looked like, where she was from, why she joined the show or even what her personality was like. He could guess that she was a bit open since she was willing to crack the door open so he could kick the door open.

Normally, Parker would have been quick and in a hurry to find her room, but because her room was literally not too many doors from his own, he took his time. He pulled on a simple shirt with a flannel button down over it and laced up his boots. Neither one of them would have any idea what the other was like, and he felt like this was the best way to do go about having sex with a stranger. Someone he hardly knew and just banged one out with. Literally. He made his way over to her suite. Already from where he stood, he could see the door cracked open just a bit so that when the door was kicked open it would just swing open versus him breaking either the doorframe or his foot. More likely the ladder. When he approached the door, he brought his knee up to his check, kicked it open then stepped in the door frame. The sound of the door crashing against the wall even shook him a little bit, but he kept his composure placing his hands on his hips with a grin. “My name’s Parker, and I’ve come to fuck you.” Maybe it wasn’t the best line he had to offer, but it was the first line that came out. He turned around and shut the door behind him. Parker shrugged off the flannel top and set it on the ground before he approached the blonde and grabbed her by her wrist to pull her up to her feet. 

[kittykatbreak-blog]

people are strange // kitty&parker

Like most of Kitty’s ideas, there was the potential for this one to go very, very badly. Sure, it fit with the theme - showing up at someone’s door without forewarning, without knowing who was on the other side of it went along with ‘Strangers’ pretty well - and it was a little dangerous; a little wrong in a way Kitty couldn’t help but like. All she could do was hope that whoever’s room it was would actually be there - and be there alone. Kitty herself wouldn’t really mind if she walked in on a couple, but there was a chance she’d piss off whoever the couple consisted of. Either way, she got dressed; banking heavily on the idea of ‘first impressions’ - there was a good chance whoever opened the door would be someone she already knew, but she went full throttle anyway, even opting to wear matching black lingerie despite not really needing a bra and tugging on jeans and a crop top. For the first time since she’d gotten in the house, she put on her rings - all fifteen of them, all silver, with various stones and designs in the bands, and forwent her contacts to put on her glasses instead, the frames clear and cat’s eye.

She stopped at the map in the hall, closing her eyes and sticking her finger out to it, humming ‘eenie meenie minie mo’ to herself as she spun her finger around on the plastic covering, coming to a stop and opening on eye to ‘Room 31′. Giving a nod to herself, Kitty traced back the way to her own room and set off in what she hoped was the right direction, clenching and unclenching her fingers on the way, trying to get used to the weight of the rings on her hands again. Usually, she’d be wearing considerably more jewellery; none of it particularly expensive - but she had multiple piercings in her ears, her nipples, and she usually had on multiple necklaces. She’d forgone jewellery for the most part in the house; she didn’t see the point when it all came off so quickly, but she’d felt oddly naked without it the last couple weeks - even when she wasn’t actually naked, forcibly or no. It was nice, the cool weight of the metal in her hands; to know that she had actually put genuine effort into her overall appearance. Not that she hadn’t tried with other people, other situations in the house - but this was a little different, somehow, and though Kitty was a generally at-ease person, she couldn’t help but feel a little nervous as she brought her hand up to knock at the door of the mystery contestant, bouncing on the balls of her feet. “Hello?” She called through, letting her hand drop and hoping she wasn’t knocking on an empty room.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

It was like that last episode, Parker was actually preparing for this theme. He hadn’t gone off the grid exactly, but he wasn’t fully on the map either. He was in a funk, a tendency that he had. He got bored of things because of repetition or whatever. He didn’t know what it was, but unless he was 100% motivated or 100% entertained he’d find the next shiny thing to distract himself with. But then remembered what the money would be like at the end, and while he really wasn’t in it for the money, it would be a nice pile of pocket chance to have. In order to win though, he needed to better his chances and his entire philosophy through out the game was ‘go big or go home.’ And frankly he wasn’t looking to go home so it looked like he was gonna have to go big. Strangers. Anonymous. This wasn’t an easy episode task, and he felt nostalgic for the days when the theme was something as simple as friends. No more opportunities missed. He wouldn’t allow it.

At least that’s what he told himself. He climbed onto his bed and opened up his laptop, his legs crossed with his right elbow resting on his knee, his chin in his hand. Now... it was all about how to go about it. The best way to grab the host’s attention and get him the most points. It was the knock of his door that broke his thoughts like an answer to his dilemma. Parker glanced up from his spot on the bed and raised an eyebrow wondering with great curiosity if the door was going to open and a head was going to pop out. He ran a hand through his hair and lifted his laptop up off his lap and onto the nearby desk. He figured it was someone new who just happened to get lost. He crossed the room and opened the door to see Kitty standing there and he raised his eyebrows up in surprise. She wasn’t new. “Oh.” He paused with a tilt of his head. “Hey? What’s up?” He pulled her into his room. He figured she was there to have sex, but it was very unannounced and maybe that was exactly what Parker needed.

[merakirpg-deactivated20210621]

I will never count old dogs out, they’re just grown up puppies. Same here, though I’m not complaining now because it’s actually really nice. There’s also the blackout room if you want to, so tell me, stranger. Which do you like best, dark alleyway or blackout room?

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Yes! They are just grown up puppies. I like that. Use it forever. Dark alleyway. The blackout room always freaks me out. Makes my teeth all insane. Like there’s a crime scene in my mouth.

[subvioletxconnor-blog]

It does. And the plus side is that I don’t have to worry about getting lost or turned around in the place while I search for a room. Alright. I’m Julia and I’m in room 35. I’ll make sure to leave the door cracked a little for you.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

This place is actually really easy to navigate after getting lost fourteen times. I mean maybe it’s because I’ve lived here for about two months, but still. Boosh. Awesome, I’ll go knock that door down. 

[kittykatbreak-blog]

Who am I? Who are you? What are we? What is the world?

No, only once you get there. I’ll even tie it off for you.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

There are so many questions. Why? Who? What? How? We need to find the answers to these questions.

But I’ll know it’s you, right?

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

yik yak holds some real gems

[subvioletxconnor-blog]

Are you really serious? You want to just burst into my room and ask me to suck your dick? That’s pretty crazy.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

Well I don’t know if I’d yell suck my dick, but you know I just barge into your room and then from there we go at it. I think it sounds like a full proof plan. Don’t tell me anything else about you. Just need to know you’re name and room number. That’s it. 

[kittykatbreak-blog]

Maybe I’m a cruel person now, Parker. Maybe your absence has darkened my heart.

I’m not so good at talking. Or, at least, I’m not so good at words; but I’m good at talking in bodies - what about, both of us blindfolded, and we can’t talk? We have to communicate through touch only. Deal?

[poplockandparkit-blog]

I don’t even know who you are anymore! I don’t even know who I am anymore! I’ve darkened a heart! I didn’t even know I could do that!

I’m going to run into... so. many things. Do I have to wear said blindfold all the way to where ever you want to go.

[kittykatbreak-blog]

Hey! I am a strong, independent woman; I can friend break up with anyone I want.

I would be totally down for a sex hot line - except I’m really, really terrible at dirty talk. Like, it’s bad. My ex told me I was a dirty, dirty girl who needed to be punished - and I started laughing at him so hard that we didn’t speak for like, a week. Also, every time I have to say the word ‘pussy’ it comes out like I’ve been possessed by the devil. I can’t do it.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

This is true, but you can’t friend break up with me! You’ve been MIA for like... a while! You’re basically a stranger again anyway. And you’re trying to throw a friend break up. It’s just cruel

I’m just saying it sounds like it’d be a pretty intense stranger conversation. I feel like... I’m on a roll or something here. Help me out, Kitty. Brainstorm this idea with me. Make it better.

[heyhoharveyscott]

That’s laaaame. At least say you’ve been masturbating or fucking a lot. Makes more sense in a place like this.

[poplockandparkit-blog]

I mean I feel like masturbating kind of defeats the purpose of having a sex show. I don’t know what’s been wrong with me, let’s just pretend I didn’t disappear and do exactly what I just said. I’ve been preparing for this episode theme. clearly.