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Hi, I'm Poppy! They/them  This is primarily an egobang blog with a few other Game Grumps stuff sprinkled in. IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN MY WORKS DO NOT READ THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU. I am taking sfw requests for egobang!

[gamegrumpsboys]

Hair porn. Appreciate the Jew Fro.

[gamegrumpsboys]

The fact that Danny isn’t wearing a shirt under his hoodie is fucking me up a little bit.

[failfred-bitchcock]

[cowboymalewife]

[mindboogling]

I don’t really know how to describe this feeling other than stressful, so I decided to draw it

Please let me draw and “sketchnote”

[kingofthewilderwest]

I will never forget the day when I was drawing, in the front row, with full out colored pencils in one of my 7000 level graduate school courses. And my professor walked by, glanced down, said, “Nice artwork!” and kept lecturing. She knew. She knew it was how I focused on the course material. It was validating and made me feel comfortable, confident, and alert the entire semester.

[severedned]

Doodling is a simple activity that takes very little brain power for most people to do. One reason it happens is because they’re understimulated and the brain needs some sort of activity to focus on. Without something physical to do the brain will turn to it’s other tactic, daydreaming. An activity that regularly distracts their full attention.

[the-plaid-mercenary]

Your parents sitting at the kitchen table, telling you how proud of you they are.

[incorrectgoodgamequotes]

Sam: Why are Alex and Ryland sitting with their backs to each other?

Ash: They had a fight

Sam: Then why are they holding hands?

Ash: They get sad when they fight

[iwasbornonamonday112]

Rub

[dagmartoons]

So once again I am officially on Christmas break, so I decided to do a redo/spiritual sequel to the first Egobang drawing I ever posted (which was also Christmas-themed) to commemorate this! (the redo is on the right; original on the left)

When I drew the original piece it was back when I first joined Tumblr and was really getting into all the Egobang fics and fanart and stuff that people were posting. When I first learned what Egobang was it was before I joined and I was honestly one of those people who wasn’t big into this ship cuz it involved real people and one of them was married, but now… God, I ADORE it! I love the fics people write (especially the angsty stuff; anyone read Darkest Before Dawn by JennaLee? That shit messed me up), most of the fanart I’ve seen is ADORABLE, and I just love how generally pretty cool this section of the fandom is. I know real person shipping is kinda weird if you really think about it, but as long as the Grumps themselves are cool with it then I’m cool with it and I’m gonna keep supporting and drawing it! 

Speaking of the drawing, I really like it! I wanted to have an actual background in the redo as well as get rid of the multicolored blushing on Arin and Dan in the first drawing (which looking back now was so dumb oh god what was I thinking). I’ve been practicing drawing kissing all week and honestly I think it looks okay here!

[murasakiyugata]

Alex:  *walks in wearing a garish Christmas sweater adorned with jingle bells, along with a pair of fake reindeer antlers on his head*  Hey, man, what’s up?

Ryland:  The fuck are you wearing?

Alex:  Pretty great, huh?  This was, like, four bucks at Goodwill.

Ryland:  Alex?

Alex:  Yeah?

Ryland:  You’re Jewish.

Alex:  Well I may not celebrate Christmas, but you do!

Ryland:  No, I really don’t.

Alex:  And that’s exactly the problem!  Ryland, your lack of holiday spirit has been bringing the whole team down.  That’s why I’m going to make this your best Christmas ever!

Ryland:  Jesus Christ.

Alex:  That’s the spirit!

[kiwikeve]

A collection of my drawings of ze bois

[youre-mum21]

here you go u sick bitches

[poppedparaz]

tHIS IS SO HOT

[tracies-tales]

Dan: Can I try?

Arin: Yeah

Dan: Wait…can you hold it in your mouth? For Christmas?

(guys i had a religious experience tonight, the flustered shock on arin’s face at the question, the way he SWALLOWED before putting the apple in his mouth, his EXPRESSION AS HE’S TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BUT HE’S ANTICIPATING HAVING DAN’S FACE SO CLOSE,,,this SENT me)

(Can Miracle Berries Make these Meals Taste Good?)

[tracies-tales]

Dan: Can I try?

Arin: Yeah

Dan: Wait…can you hold it in your mouth? For Christmas?

(guys i had a religious experience tonight, the flustered shock on arin’s face at the question, the way he SWALLOWED before putting the apple in his mouth, his EXPRESSION AS HE’S TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BUT HE’S ANTICIPATING HAVING DAN’S FACE SO CLOSE,,,this SENT me)

(Can Miracle Berries Make these Meals Taste Good?)

[walker-wiind]

❄Winter Grump Doodles!! ❄

It sure is getting cold out :"(

[lovelenivy]

oh okay cool thanks-

[shoyosoleil]

if i do not have an egobang fic w arin admiring his pretty ass bf in the new music video on my desk by the end of the week there will be consequences

[shoyosoleil]

if i do not have an egobang fic w arin admiring his pretty ass bf in the new music video on my desk by the end of the week there will be consequences