Everyone talks about how good friends Slytherin and Hufflepuff will be but can you imagine that with Gryffindor and Ravenclaw I mean “That’s not safe” “It’s as safe as it could ever be man” “I did the calculations and doing ‘parkour’ on the staircases comes with a 99.36% chance of fatal injury” “I guess I just have to be that .64%” “That is soooo statically incorrect”
















