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Mentally identifies with Larry David. Physically identifies with Dora the Explorer.

[portilloshotdogs]

i for one am LOVING Al’s new look only bc i know that he will eventually have his TLSP hair back

[portilloshotdogs]

new blog post on a new blog. check it out!

https://reviewrejects.wordpress.com/

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

Photographed by Philippe Quaisse

[semisweetshadow]

Poe Dameron - The Force Awakens: New Adventures

[curiouswildi]

Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron on the scans from Empire Magazine (Oct/2017 issue)

[duncan-rohanne]

new Poe Dameron promo pic for Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[portilloshotdogs]

these photos were selfie rejects for my last profile photo change....i am living in this sweater...my hair looks gr8...this is great

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

“Hamlet… meh. I’m lying. I aced my exams on Hamlet in high school, have enjoyed more than one movie version, played Horatio in two separate productions and feel that last night I saw, heard and loved Hamlet for the first time. It was magic from start to finish and there won’t be a better Hamlet than Oscar in our lifetime. Go. 11 shows left.” Pedro Pascal

[portilloshotdogs]

hey hi hello can someone pls explain to me why a guy would basically act like he likes you and dances around telling you he likes you but then a) starts dating someone else

b) sends you a selfie on snapchat with the caption “what the fuck am i dating?? ☠️☠️” and follow up snap “oh sorry that wasn’t meant for you”

c) has every snap on his story post mix-up be of just him and his new girlfriend

is the answer more nuanced than “boys are idiots/boys are dogs”?

[portilloshotdogs]

THIS BOY

CALLED ME LAST NIGHT (mind you, there is a 6 hour time difference between us)

BC HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP.

SO THERE I WAS TELLING HIM HOW TO KEEP THE GIRL HE’S WITH JUST SO HIS THIRSTY ASS CAN BE ENTERTAINED BY HER AND LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

[portilloshotdogs]

I forgot to add that the call was 70 minutes long lmao...me during the entire conversation:

[portilloshotdogs]

hey hi hello can someone pls explain to me why a guy would basically act like he likes you and dances around telling you he likes you but then a) starts dating someone else

b) sends you a selfie on snapchat with the caption “what the fuck am i dating?? ☠️☠️” and follow up snap “oh sorry that wasn’t meant for you”

c) has every snap on his story post mix-up be of just him and his new girlfriend

is the answer more nuanced than “boys are idiots/boys are dogs”?

[portilloshotdogs]

THIS BOY

CALLED ME LAST NIGHT (mind you, there is a 6 hour time difference between us)

BC HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP.

SO THERE I WAS TELLING HIM HOW TO KEEP THE GIRL HE'S WITH JUST SO HIS THIRSTY ASS CAN BE ENTERTAINED BY HER AND LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

[portilloshotdogs]

hey hi hello can someone pls explain to me why a guy would basically act like he likes you and dances around telling you he likes you but then a) starts dating someone else

b) sends you a selfie on snapchat with the caption “what the fuck am i dating?? ☠️☠️” and follow up snap “oh sorry that wasn’t meant for you”

c) has every snap on his story post mix-up be of just him and his new girlfriend

is the answer more nuanced than “boys are idiots/boys are dogs”?

[portilloshotdogs]

hey hi hello can someone pls explain to me why a guy would basically act like he likes and dance around telling you he likes you but then a) starts dating someone else b) sends you a selfie on snapchat with the caption "what the fuck am i dating?? ☠️☠️" and follow up snap "oh sorry that wasn't meant for you" c) has every snap on his story post mix-up be of just him and his new girlfriend is the answer more nuanced than "boys are idiots/boys are dogs"?

[portilloshotdogs]

boy never added me on Facebook.

[portilloshotdogs]

lmao nearly three years ago I was waiting for a boy to add me on Facebook and today I had lunch with that same boy and thought he could be a potential but now I’m over him! L M A O 

[portilloshotdogs]

lol since being rejected by library bae i've been hanging out with this fuckboi and i literally don't know why i've been wasting my time with him bc i have yet to get LAID.

[portilloshotdogs]

‪i'm watching the 2005 SNL episode with Paris Hilton post-sex tape so you can say its lit ‬

[portilloshotdogs]

so this happened yesterday (HE RUNS THE LIBRARY TWITTER). What are we?!

[portilloshotdogs]

i finally spoke to him. played dumb and asked if he runs the twitter. he said he was hoping i’d ask him that. said i liked his sense of humor. he said thanks. and that my friends…was that.

[portilloshotdogs]

he’s older than i thought. i’m conflicted.

[portilloshotdogs]

this chapter of my love life ended before it began. he didn't mean to mislead me. i still enjoy the note. library bae will be missed.

[portilloshotdogs]

so this happened yesterday (HE RUNS THE LIBRARY TWITTER). What are we?!

[portilloshotdogs]

i finally spoke to him. played dumb and asked if he runs the twitter. he said he was hoping i’d ask him that. said i liked his sense of humor. he said thanks. and that my friends…was that.

[portilloshotdogs]

he's older than i thought. i'm conflicted.