POSHPLEASE

julie. 22. 'creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.'

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[daihazed-deactivated20171117]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

“I’m having your abortion. Do you wanna share a dessert?”

Obvious Child (2014) dir. Gillian Robespierre

[slayerage-deactivated20191115]

Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap that he did.

[four-toed-creed]

Conference Room Board: Meeting Themes

[thelovejournals]

In a soulmate we find not company, but a completed solitude.

Robert Brault (via thelovejournals)

[awesome-pugs]

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

Day 42: I have infiltrated their ranks and gained their trust

[amberelle]

[mutaharus]

[tv-teachermothersecretlover]

[danielkanhai]

the backs of cereal boxes for kids are like, “hey, rockstar, can you finish this word jumble and solve the maze?? you saved a marshmallow’s life! have an awesome day!!” and the ones for adults are like, “download this app so you can keep track of how fast your heart is dying. our brown flakes fill you up so you won’t be tempted by foods you actually enjoy. halved strawberry and loose blueberries strewn across a wooden table next to car keys!!”

[dailybenleslie]

When I saw Ben smile at Leslie in “Freddy Spaghetti”, I realized not only would they get together, but never break up. –Mike Schur

[vverewolv-deactivated20160722]

1x01 // 2x13

[maisiewilliams]

Communism was just a red herring.

Clue (1985) dir. Robert Moore

[rnargaerys]

“I’m going to tell you a secret about everyone else’s job: No one knows what they’re doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out. And you will, too, because you are awesome and everyone else sucks.”

[as-warm-as-choco]

[buddhabrand]

[poshplease-blog]

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition