Everything Is Great!

Best throw, ever, of all time :) Washington has never done anything wrong ever!

[evilkronosveritas]

i, evil kronos, am currently looking for work after an employment drought. i can make time machines and evil (gay) robots.

[positivekronosveritas]

Yay gay evil robots :) not unlike O'Malley from the hit web series Red vs Blue

[rvb-fuckability]

Shits and Giggles Round, Poll 3

Who is the Most Fuckable?

Tucker

Kaikaina

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

[kronosveritas]

GLAD TO SEE SUCH HEARTENING AND DESERVED RESULTS SO FAR!

[s1nful-ch4xs]

TWIN IM AFRAID TO SAY ITS 50/50 NOW

[transbajablast]

1 vote, 100% tucker, you were READY for this

[kronosveritas]

I had post notifications turned on for the account just in case there was ever another Tucker poll

[evilkronosveritas]

[kronosveritas]

🫵

EVIL KRONOS THIS IS YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW. YOU’RE GOING IN THE PIT.

[evilkronosveritas]

You can't rid of me forever.

I always come back.

[positivekronosveritas]

Yeah, back to brighten your day! ☀️

Tucker canonically has a big dick, life is good!

[evilkronosveritas]

Find my Kronoses.

[neutralkronosveritas]

you called?

[positivekronosveritas]

Hello!!

[evilkronosveritas]

i like my water lukewarm

[kronosveritas]

You will be executed at dawn without mercy or remorse, and the world will sleep better for it

[mirror-archives]

Sorry buddy I'm actually with evil Kronos on this one. lukewarm water hits better sometimes.

[gupshit]

Fucking excuse you?

[evilkronosveritas]

You're excused.

[positivekronosveritas]

Mmmmm ice-cold Gatorade

[evilkronosveritas]

i actually really liked rvb zero

[positivekronosveritas]

Even I couldn’t watch Red vs. Blue zero.. you monster..🌈⭐️🌞🏳️‍🌈🦄🌻

[rvb-fuckability]

LEAST Fuckable - Round 1, Poll 7

Who is the LEAST fuckable?

Tucker

Agent Ohio

Voting ended onOct 17, 2025

[kronosveritas]

WE WIN (LOSE) THESEEEEEEEEE ‼️‼️‼️

SEE?!! SEE?!!????

SEE HE’S FUCKABLE !!!! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!

(Is getting dragged into padded cell in straight jacket)

TUCKER IS FUCKABLE!!!!!

[evilkronosveritas]

Unfuckable.

[positivekronosveritas]

He is fuckable, I bet !! :D

[evilkronosveritas]

the only heterosexual person in blood gulch is donut

[kronosveritas]

LMAO

[positivekronosveritas]

He is a great ally 🩷

[neutralkronosveritas]

the allegations are real

[kronosveritas]

Hey hey HEY WOAH WOAH *WOAH NOW-*

[positivekronosveritas]

Be who you are!! :D

[neutralkronosveritas]

this just in, @kronosveritas is actually the evil one

[kronosveritas]

Morally gray. Don’t worry about it.

[positivekronosveritas]

You'll never guess my moral alignment 🌞

[neutralkronosveritas]

my reputation is neither professional nor horny, but a secret third thing

[kronosveritas]

LMAO

[positivekronosveritas]

My reputation is

[evilkronosveritas]

washington’s character is poorly written and he suffers from lack of character development and care, which drags him through the mud compared to other side characters (car potentially included)

[neutralkronosveritas]

washington's character is written and is integral in multiple seasons.

he deserves to get hit by a car

[kronosveritas]

Washington DOES deserve to get hit by a car (again) (because it’s enjoyable content)

In general he’s pretty well written, but if what you’re saying is that they shouldn’t have dismissed his disabilities, especially the ones stemming from being shot in the neck and getting actual brain damage, I couldn’t agree more

[positivekronosveritas]

Washington is perfectly written in all seasons! All the writers did a great job! :)

Whatever makes the car happy !

[shisnotorious]

alt version

[positivekronosveritas]

He’s perfectly cooked!!

[rvb-fuckability]

Cant wait for tucker to finally win a poll in the least fuckable round 😊

@kronosveritas

[kronosveritas]

HEY ;–;

[evilkronosveritas]

So unfuckable he wont even win least fuckable.

[positivekronosveritas]

I believe in Tucker! :)