i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide
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my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit
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Will be selling Good Omens sticker sheets (8.5 x 11 or half sheet 5.5 x 8.5) and charm from MAY 1ST TO END OF JUNE! Make sure you check on my BIG cartel and Ko-fi when it happens!
ITS UP
you got one month left. its also a general sale for stickers.
so i am also working on some AKOTSK and Hail Mary stickers - and yes if you already ordered I will have an option for you to add on.
Project hail mary is very much an 'I would die for you' story, but it is also, crucially, an 'I would live for you' story.
I would spend four years awake in a tiny spaceship with you to make sure you get home safe, I would build an atmosphere for myself so i can work on your ship with you, I would suffer starvation on an unfamiliar planet for years to stay alive with you, I would gather every one of the most brilliant scientists and engineers on my planet to keep you alive, I would turn back for you, I would take you the rest of the way.
They would sacrifice their lives for each other in a heartbeat, and if they live, they will struggle through all of the messy painful healing they need to because they love each other, and they love being alive together.
actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys
if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig
I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.
The sexuality of a police officer is cop.
The gender of a police officer is cop.
When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.
If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.
when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h
Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.
Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.
Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.
If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
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i dreamt that some people came over for a depression photoshoot? like these ladies were at my door saying they need need NEEDED me to be their next model. and i started flipping my shit like oh god i haven't put effort towards my appearance in years how many layers of makeup do i need how am i gonna pick out my outfit i don't know how to pose- and then they shushed me like no no. we want to take pictures of you in your big t shirt and socks hunched over a cluttered coffee table consuming ramen while you watch paw patrol with a brush stuck in your hair. and i said oh i was just doing that. and they said "we know" in unison. and that creeped me out so i closed the door and woke up
Okay but for real a depression photoshoot sounds fucking rad. I definitely would never be able to go through with it for reasons, but the concept fucking fucks
you flip the magazine turnways and a full 3 page spread unfolds of my lanky 6 foot 5 ass passed out on the floor in sweat pants and a snot stained sweater i just cried into for half an hour. and you make noises such as "hubba hubba" and "wrow" before falling down the stairs
the compliment worked on Oskar so he's been using it on the other sailors to motivate them to read more
This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
When you're googling Google for your Buffy fic to figure out whether the characters would be using Google in the summer of 2000 and then the Wikipedia entry for 'Google (verb)' includes this:
Wah🥺
Wawa🥹
Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas
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For a small fee
(a pea for me)
I’ll be the best
that I can be!
I dont think its
hyperbole
a pea for me’s
a pea for thee!