Aster @possibly-a-naiad - Tumblr Blog

Ok so… my blog is purely whatever pops into my head.

I’m 19. This space is low key PG-13 so if your younger enjoy but don’t subscribe ig. If your older plz just don’t be a creep.

I’m biromantic greysexual with a preference for feminine ppl. (Plz don’t argue with me on it. Just cuz I make sex jokes doesn’t mean I want it at the moment..)

If your aesthetically pleasing I love you.

If your chaos incarnate I love you.

If your simply existing I love you.

Please drink water luvs

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#i specialize in staring blankly because i had my headphones on and have messed up my eardrums and can’t hear very well…#also i can’t hear without subtitles #and i’m probably zoned out too

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the washing machine and dryer fuck each other when you're not around btw

baphonnicula

when i was very young, maybe 3-6 years old, i thought the washer and dryer were married, the washer was the wife and the dryer was the husband. whenever i'd go into the laundry room i'd just look at them and be like oh yes. this is peak romance.

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duendealexis

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

duendealexis

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

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I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

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Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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I use this scene to explain implicit bias to people. his first instinct is to assume the aliens are violent and the girl is innocent, but instead of acting on those assumptions he takes time to recognize his bias, look at the situation again, and then act.

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I watched this with my dad when I was fairly young, and I remember thinking that this was why he got chosen; before he even really knew what was going on, he didn’t assume that aliens were dangerous monsters.

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It goes even further. The Men in Black IMPLICITLY are pro-non-violent-aliens-living-among-humans.

Therefore Jay taking note of how each one seems menacing but notes the smaller details is exactly what the MiB are looking for. The other candidates fired at every nonhuman looking entity in the simulation.

Look closely and you’ll see the simulation is full of big teeth, dangerous looking aliens doing mundane tasks like crossing the street, preparing for a sneeze, hailing a taxi, getting a hot dog from a vendor.

The Men in Black SPECIFICALLY look for people who are perfect at sorting out what an actual problem is in a crowded situation. Zed must have been beaming on the inside. This man really WAS a perfect candidate.

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I love pointing this out: the novelization confirms, yes, he was 100% right in his assessment there

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hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

iwannabeadored

hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?

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sometimes ur own hallucinations may show up on camera or on a recording if its an auditory hallucination, so if ur unsure and have someone you trust, you can try sending the picture or recording to them and asking them what they see/hear too!!

mercy-misrule

I’ve only ever had like three or four instances of visual hallucinations but a friend who has them regularly

says that the way she checks is that she takes off her glasses, and if the image is still in perfect focus, that’s a hallucination

that might not work for everyone, but it might be helpful for some!

waylaidbyspace

When I thought I was hearing a roommate/family member in the next room and thought they were talking to me, and couldn’t tell if they were actually in there or not and if they were actually saying those things (and usually the things they were saying were pretty bizarre and mean), if I put on headphones and blasted music and could still hear them clearly then I could tell it wasn’t them and I was hallucinating (so bascially similar to the eyeglasses post above, but on the auditory side of things). Headphones and music are great for fact-checking or for helping to block the quieter things out.

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For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/

http://www.eknigu.com/

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

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no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

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Look at KB coming through

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Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

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fatsexybitch

This is the most effective book advertisement i think ive ever seen

heywetotheotherworld

1. The look on the author's face

2. The hilarious plot framing

3. Dumpling earrings

4. The look on the author's face

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quickie note for anyone who doesn't know, Xiran Jay Zhao's pronouns are they/them!

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Something things I feel are important to add:

1: They're in a cow onesie for the author picture in the back of the book

2: Bisexual polyamory, on which I will not elaborate for spoiler reasons

wellthatschaotic

shoutout to people who hid in bathrooms all through school because they felt wrong but didn't know what was happening. shoutout to people who felt different and broken and strange and didn't know why. shoutout to people who were led to believe "it was all your fault" and "if you tried harder you'd succeed". shoutout to people who felt like they'd never be good enough. shoutout to people who felt unworthy. shoutout to people who had no clue they were neurodivergent until it was a big issue. shoutout to the people whose undiagnosed and untreated neurodivergencies led to several other problems that you're trying hard to deal with. shoutout to people with medical trauma from failed treatment. shoutout to the people with trust issues from it. shoutout to people who are still masking, constantly, because they feel they have to.

i have a message for you.

you are good enough. you are worthy. you deserve food. you deserve water. you deserve sleep. you deserve attention. you deserve love. you deserve accommodations. you deserve good treatment and help. it wasn't your fault.

you may be struggling, but you can do this. i believe in you.

Conversation I’m having with my friend rn about Mac n Cheese Casserole;

Cheese noodles make good pussy noises 🤤