Bro Strider

AU Bro Strider that came back to life through shenanigans and he's not all that pleased about it. Plus Lil' Cal is gone. || Credit for the icon belong to @striding-feather (thank you!!!)

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Do you hold things with your pinkie out because youre a pretty pretty princess?

Bro: just keepin' it classy.

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[ there's an ask in my inbox I'm so excited to get to, not because it would push the plot forward but because I love the words in it]

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texas should be abolished what the Hell is that boot thing youre drinking out of?????

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you're too pretty to be acting this ugly :sob: go call your friends and a therapist

Bro: nah.

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Have you ever felt the loving touch of a woman?

|| if you feel like sending this message again that'd be cool. I just had to answer IRL right now because when I got this I was sitting in a McDonald's bathroom in WEED california 4 hours and 20 minutes away from my destination!!!!!!! Sorry for the tmi but also I AM CRYING BECAUSE OF THE TIMING? THE RANDOMNESS OF THE MESSAGE AMD MY GOTDANG LOCATION

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omg welcome back diva

Bro: .... thanks. i guess.

What the fuck even happened? All you know is that you're currently thirsty as shit and you think there should be some bottled waters in the fridge if not then you always have a stock of warm orange sodas.

[chillyfeetsteak]

i disrespect the grind

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[tiefling-queer]

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Bro, I want you to know that I would hold you by the ankles and shake you until you cried, and that you would deserve every second 💖 (bullying)

Bro: good luck with that. freak. i had my tear ducts surgically removed when i was 20.

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You watch him hem and haw over answering, feet shifting, same beat up black shoes, scuffing the gravel, cape swishing behind him in a one-two step. The halo of his hair, bleached eery white in the street lamp, how the light never seems to catch the rim of his shades. You missed this, you think. The bits of him that are so unsettlingly inhuman, how he's so close to you, but just far enough that you couldn't reach to touch. - Metempsychosis

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Hand 👀

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This is not the smuppet pile you fell asleep in.

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[Smells like salt water]

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This is not the smuppet pile you fell asleep in.

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this isnt related to the blog i just am thinking abt your drawing of Hal-If-He-Looked-Like-Bro. i think about it every day. i love it to death. i humbly request a redraw

Fun fact about the name for Hal Ambro it is just FULL of references.

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Yo

Sup i'm dave strider

The guy who made SBaHJ, yeah, and some other moiveis... and movies too i guess

I died and now i'm in hell

Well, not really

But it feels like it

Anyway this seems to be the only thing i can do on this.. uh, device? I guess

But i needed something to do in this hellhole, so... i guess this is a diary or journal or whatever is less lame

I guess i could be talking to myself

I dont know, though it wouldnt be the first time

I just...

....I'm goin kinda fuckin crazy in here if i'm bein real

Just me an some puppetfucker in a two bedroom eldritch apartment

Well, if anyones listening hmu

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stop making so many good bro aus i can only draw so fast oh god oh fuck so much fanart

No one tells ME what to do! I will make more and there is nothing you can do to stop me!!! AHAHAHAHAH Uh *hands u a Hal Ambro for ur troubles* here, take....a basard