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DAVE: sorry for what i said yesterday i had two white monsters and i let them create a third

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Dirk with a huge fucking emeto fetish.

Dave is no stranger to throwing up, he took a number of hits to the stomach from Bro that were hard enough to make him puke, so the intimacy and caution with which Dirk slides his fingers down Dave's tongue until Dave is coughing and gagging and retching is a nice change of pace. And, with Dirk, Dave gets aftercare when he pukes. He never got that with Bro, but Dirk always gives him a cup of water to swish after. Dirk gets a cold compress for him to put over his eyes when they're bloodshot from the force of retching. Dirk tells him that he should wait a little to brush his teeth so the acid won't erode his enamel. Dirk makes sure that Dave gets some food and water in him after to make up for what was lost. Dirk's interest in vomit does make Dave wonder if Bro was trying to make him puke when Bro went for stomach hits though, since it's fully possible that Bro liked seeing that just as much as Dirk does.

With a!Dave, Dirk wouldn't even need to make him puke. Dirk would never have to come clean about it being a fetish. a!Dave will just think he has the sweetest little brother in the world when Dirk follows him into the bathroom and holds him steady and rubs his back and comforts him while a!Dave miserably pukes his guts up from whatever the hell he took that night. When Dirk insists on looking at and picking through the vomit in the toilet (under the guise of doing it to make sure a!Dave isn't having a medical episode of any sort. Which isn't a total lie, Dirk is always watching out for all the worst signs in vomit and he would absolutely cart a!Dave's ass to the hospital if there was blood in there, but for the most part it's self serving), a!Dave is just thinking about how his little bro is so smart and caring. And when Dirk gets a!Dave onto his side on the couch in the living room and claims he's going back into the bathroom just to clean up the vomit, a!Dave wouldn't even begin to suspect that Dirk is getting off in there.

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can we have more of alpha dave being drugged, roofied, or encouraged (or forced? 👉👈) to drink more by dirk...need that man wobbly and disoriented

Unfortunately I do not have many ideas on it in my head right now.

I do think that Dirk would do so much research on what he should give a!Dave and how much of it. I think generally his dedication to making the drugging "safe" would border on neurotic. It's everything from side effect management to proper dosing to cycling drugs and dosages used in order to prevent (or at least minimize) addiction (since "safely" drugging a!Dave doesn't work if a!Dave gets the bright idea to take those substances on his own in places where Dirk can't control how much he gets.).

As always with Dirk in my mind, I think his default drug to use on someone would be ketamine. It's safe enough that it's used as an anesthetic in hospitals, it causes less respiratory depression than other anesthetics, it lowers heart rate less than other anesthetics. Dirk is not one to shy away from needles; he would just be very careful about using an alcohol swab and a sterile needle on a!Dave. If Dirk gets the dose perfect, a!Dave won't even remember what Dirk did to him while he was loopy. If Dirk overshoots it by a little, a!Dave will be distressed by the resultant symptoms, but it won't be life threatening. If Dirk undershoots it by a little, a!Dave will still be loopy and easy to push into what Dirk needs, but he might remember what happened the next day. Either way, the dosage is fairly forgiving, since the lethal dose is significantly higher than the low end of an unsafe dose (by a whole 5.5 times. Wow.). However, he would know that ketamine (and honestly most drugs) would be a serious risk if a!Dave had already been drinking.

I don't think that Dirk would be willing to drug a!Dave on top of things that a!Dave is taking voluntarily in general? Dirk is a little control freak and if he doesn't know the exact amount of any substance in a!Dave's body at a point in time, he'd rather wait until a!Dave is sober so that he has a fresh slate to work with, one where all of his calculations will be accurate and any drug interactions will be carefully orchestrated by Dirk himself.

This also doesn't apply to ketamine because there isn't such a thing for it (Dirk would just have to sit and wait it out and try to comfort a!Dave if he started getting paranoid and delirious and agitated), but I think he would keep antagonists on hand for anything he gives a!Dave in case Dirk accidentally causes an overdose. For example, if he gives a!Dave a traditional roofie with rohypnol (or any other benzodiazepine), he'd make sure he gets his hands on some flumazenil, just in case a!Dave's breath slows down enough to scare Dirk. He'd keep naloxone on hand if he ever used an opioid on a!Dave for the exact same reason. Because he cares <3. The rape is also because he cares.

#stridercest #alphacest #dirk strider #alpha dave strider #“unfortunately I do not have many ideas” and proceeds to talk for almost 500 words.#I meant I don't have many sexualized ideas.#I have the “this is how Dirk would do it” but not the “this is how it would affect a!Dave and how Dirk would use that”

Do you guys think that a!Dave recorded a video on how to pee standing up for Dirk to watch when he's old enough? Sure a!Dave knows his lil bro will be smart, but also he can't imagine how difficult it would have been to learn that without someone standing there and telling him what to do and how to aim and whatnot. The video is useful, but it probably gets watched more when Dirk is a teenager than when it's actually useful information.

Yeah, Dirk has so many fucking sex tapes of a!Dave's saved. But none of those were recorded for Dirk. None of them have a!Dave dropping his pants in a circumstance where Dirk is the only person who would see it. None of them have a!Dave holding his cock in his hand and saying Dirk's name while looking into the lens of the camera. Dirk knows that there weren't any sexual intentions behind the video. He's not delusional. He knows that it's a normal thing to teach the kid who is technically your ward how to aim for the toilet, and showing a young kid an example yields better results than telling them what to do without giving a visual.

Still, Dirk ends up getting an incidental piss kink just from watching and getting off to the video so many times. Dirk is getting every possible related fantasy to that video too, watching a!Dave pee, being watched while he pees, holding a!Dave's cock steady to aim while a!Dave pees and vice versa, etc.

(And if it turns out that beta Dave has a piss kink and happens to tell Dirk about it, that video will take on a whole new level of meaning for Dirk. Maybe it was actually meant to be taken sexually. Maybe a!Dave did somehow know that things would turn out this way, and maybe a!Dave had wanted to give him something personalized while still having (unnecessary, since Dirk will never actually see him) plausible deniability.)

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