Postal Pal

Internet weirdo, SS13 lover, Deltarune Connoisseur, VOTV player, wild plant eater

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Etsy keeps trying to gossip to me

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Etsy keeps trying to gossip to me

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I just drank plain hot water for the first time and, uh, the only flavors i actually liked in tea was just hot water this whole time.

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I think my island is cursed

My girlfriend got Living The Dream on her switch, and it looked like soooo much fun, but I don't have a switch so I got it a different way

After a bit of fiddling with the settings I got it to work, and it went swimmingly!! There were some weird quirks though, in cutscenes and in the mii maker my mii's faces would turn completely black

Also, for some reason a line would appear in the middle of my miis faces outside of cutscenes

It didnt really impact my gameplay except when making miis, so I didnt mind much. After some playing and making a neat trio of miis, I saved the game and closed it.

The next day, I log on, and the sky is BLACK. The fountain is a sickly green, and there is an impenetrable black fog over EVERYTHING.

This scared me a little, but the game was still technically playable, so I kept playing. Then, one of my miis says this:

Then, they show me a blueprint of streetlights in the city. The game tells me that it'll show me how the island looks at night (Ive never seen my island at night) and the game freezes. I can still hear the audio for around 15 seconds until the game crashes abruptly.

EHHH????????

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I'm getting the opposite of claustrophobia, I need to be in a little chest

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people will see big mechanical arms at car factories and be like ok cool we've had this tech for a long time

Then some mf will attach two mechanical arms to a mannequin and everyones like HUMANOID ROBOTS ARE WORKING IN THE FACTORIES. THIS IS THE FUTURE.

how about spiders. I want giant robot spiders building cars. I picture it lowering down on a rope and welding stuff with all its hands

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Just remembered my favorite scene from kitchen nightmares:

Gordon: "And what do you rate the food?"

Waitress: "Oof... A three?"

Gordon: "Jesus."

Waitress: "It seems like the chefs are just completely winging it."

*Cuts to scene in kitchen with three chefs. One chef is stirring a huge, bubbling pot of white liquid.*

Chef: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Chef 2 (Still stirring): "I dont know."

[postalpal]

I need more switches, buttons and levers in my life

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My messed up little OC Hashley!!

Background by roswellsoup on instagram

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So I finally generated my world and chose grey langur men as my civ (yes im weird) and decided to put my fortress in the middle of this good area, the exact spot where there wasn't an aquifer. 15 seconds after I get in I hit the labor tab and my game crashes. I reopen the game, open the world and try to put a fortress down and now theres a GREY LANGUR MEN TOWER WHERE MY FORTRESS WAS

????????????????????????????????????????

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Keep talking stuff and I'll show the roof of your mouth to my toasted multigrain bread

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my dad beats me with the power of SONG

i cry when he brings out the microphone

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MY BROTHER GOT ME TO DRINK ESSENTIAL OIL MY ENTIRE THROAT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING LAVENDER

IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD THOUGH THIS MIGHT BE THE METHOD

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NEVER have food in your mouth while you go to the bathroom

It'll come out ur butt

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humans are the HOTTEST aliens bro, i heard that the reason we wants to just hug and squish animals so hard when they're cute is because our natural urge is to STOP them from being cute (kill them)

can you imagine your human wife thinking you're so cute that she wants to KILL YOU?

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GUYS SLEEP HACK 2

new revelation

i think not sleeping works as a social lubricant

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sleep hack

guys if you feel like the days are too short just dont sleep and its like the day keeps going, i havent found any considerable differences yet

whenever i sleep it kind of feels like star trek when they get beamed on the ship and its just a clone of them and its not actually them

i cant sleep