if you think any of this is real, who are you

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who thought when Matt Mercer became US president that his first action would be to outlaw eggyolks

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we’re part of the GGGGG+ community (grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt)

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i wasn’t born as an adult seven years ago just for yall to co-opt the mature semen discourse

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US: marshmallow cereal Mexico: hot chili cereal Japan: green tea and rice cereal Europe: straight up fermented cereal (juicily)

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if elon musk can train his cats to replace the workers at tesla. who’s gonna stop me from printing a rhinozeros and riding into the sunset singing the “lone lonesome cowboy” song