[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

[yourbigsisnissi]

dating is supposed to be empowering. it’s supposed to make you feel good. it should be about two people, enthusiastically wanting to get to know each other and spend time together. it’s supposed to make you feel good and add joy and fun to your life

if talking to/dealing with/dating/getting to know a person isn’t like that, it’s probably a waste of time

[hiyaudon]

[missymalice]

repeat after me

you do not have to be paying close attention to something for conditioning to occur

you do not have to deliberately analyze a piece of media for the implicit messages to have an effect on you

attitudes can be impacted by things you never consciously picked up on

this is why it’s very important for us to continually analyze the media we consume and ask ourselves what messages it’s sending 

[onlytwitterpics]

[fupafiend]

winona is going to jail

[thegirldownthelaine]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

HAVE FUN IN THE FUCKING SLAMMER WINONA

[raptorific]

I was babysitting a kid the other day and I asked if he watched Steven Universe and he sighed and said “I know I would like it if I watched it, and I will EVENTUALLY, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet, you know?”

Which is the answer I’d expect from a 35-year-old who just got asked if he watches House of Cards

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[little-king-john-deactivated202]

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

[hullaballoons]

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

[stardust-meatsuit]

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”

[glorianas]

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[bcraigv]

[chemfemme]

strange and weird that me not shaving my legs & leaving them in their natural fuzzy state and really never thinking about it is seen as an active choice, and maintaining nakey bald legs with careful weekly upkeep is seen as a default

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[gingerhaole]

STOP making those jokes. Stop writing about how you’re trash or a disaster. It’s not funny, and it’s not helping you, it’s harming you. You’re not trash. Stop it already.

[uncutgems]

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

I am physically incapable to be mean in RPGs.

[nutsacktorturer]

killing, cannibalism, assassinations ✔️

mean dialogue options ❌

[mothcub]

2 friends having a nice time.

[silkmoths]