Potato Jeremy

I am not him, I'm ME! I don't care about being him because he is not me, and I am greater than him!

[potato-jeremy]

I falled!

[potato-jeremy]

Shit so hard I popped every blood vessel in my eyes. Bitches say I got a sharingan.

[potato-jeremy]

Pussy so good call that shit fiber optic

[potato-jeremy]

If dying is gay then MAN do I love dick

[potato-jeremy]

I'm reading this piece of Wizard erotica, I'm halfway through, and the mf ain't casted a single spell. It's just sex. 0/10 wouldn't recommend.

[potato-jeremy]

I ain't gettin' jumped by the goon tang clan today!

[potato-jeremy]

They ask if I got fire spells on me. I go "who you think I am, some first rate mage?" I got spells to crash the damn stock market and liquidate your trust fund.

[potato-jeremy]

I'm a scumbags with a heart of gold. I'll blow your kneecaps out and pay to get them replaced.

[potato-jeremy]

[potato-jeremy]

May God fear a Wizard with a condom and in need of money.

[sluttyandesoteric]

So many parents judging their kids for getting a degree in the arcane arts.

“Why not get a job in something useful? Stay here and work on the farm”

Well if you knew anything DAD you’d know that me learning to put a protective ward against blight on your crops is pretty damn useful to the farm isn’t it.

Not everyone’s out here flinging fireballs.

I mean I am. But like, it helps to be versatile.

[potato-jeremy]

Threw my opp into a black hole, watched that mf get turned 1 dimensional

[potato-jeremy]

"Can't teach an old dog new tricks"

I taught my dog to commit arson on my local Bank of America

[potato-jeremy]

I got hate in my heart, lust on my mind, and 25 rabid squirrels ready to maul my opps.