EVIL TWINKTHING WITH ARCANE INTENTIONS

mostly got tumblr for wizardposting lowk

[ozempicofficial]

[sluttyandesoteric]

The Backrooms is just baby’s first instance of getting stuck in a 4th Dimensional entity’s sketchbook.

“The creature? Oh yeah, sorry I didn’t get your face right really…yeah no the scales a bit off. I kinda thought the pirate thing was just how you looked yeah.”

“Why’s he kill and eat people? I thought that’s what you guys did? Don’t you kill and eat other things to like live? Ohhhh.. yeah my bad”

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[thestuffedalligator]

My pettiest opinion about the fantasy genre is that I really dislike shows where someone casts a spell and it instantly summons a big glowy circle of glyphs and runes and incantations in the air.

Someone drawing a big circle of glyphs and runes and incantations and casting a spell is sexy. Tracing a big glowing glyph in the air with a finger while you’re casting a spell is sexy. Going “I Summon Big Wheel Of Glowy Geometric Nonsense” is about as stimulating as old cheese

[sluttyandesoteric]

Me when anybody tells me literally anything:

“That’s fair.”

[sluttyandesoteric]

Used to be understood and accepted that a lack of an afterlife isn’t a bad thing.

You’re supposed to return to the dirt, how else do you think the world keeps on living?

Everyone gets that matter and energy are finite resources. But for some reason we have infinite souls?

You’re made up of everyone that ever was, Physically and spiritually. Your ancestors are literally in your dna. The water in your body was drank by dinosaurs. Your bones were grown by the flesh of everything you’ve ever eaten, and theirs by the bodies of people who putrified in the bog that became the field that fed millions.

What part of all that made you think your soul was born from nothing?

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[sluttyandesoteric]

The thing that gets me about the soft vs hard magic debate (which I’m sure is like every other discussion here) is that the harder you make a system, the more narrowly magic is defined. And I just think that’s generally lame.

Don’t get me wrong, people getting powers from eating metal is cool. And sure you’re system where magic is assigned to people by the order of colors in the electromagnetic spectrum that match their personal wavelength is neat and all

But. I’m not here for that. I’m here for MAGIC. And magic is a weird maximalist boiling pot of things and traditions that weirdos in towers fill creepy dusty books with.

It’s arcane secrets that take a lifetime to truly master, and have entire orders dedicated to gatekeeping. I shouldn’t be able to figure it all out over the course of a 250 word promotional brochure.

Don’t get me wrong, narratively and even on a basic level, I should be able to get the gist of it or at least a through line so I know what to expect while reading or watching or whatever.

It just feels like people are afraid or add stuff nowadays. Like yeah no, if you got an entire world of people doing this nonsense, they should be doing to some weird shit I’ve never even heard of in that country I’ve never been to.

Idk like, maybe I’m just a chronic worldbuilder, or maybe I just like magic the way it’s portrayed in the real world. This weird menagerie of shit we made up over the course of a few hundred years, substantiated by the philosophical writings of a guy who also may or may not exist.

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tieflingkisser]

[sluttyandesoteric]

So I’ve pretty much got the esoteric part covered, but does anyone have any good suggestions for where to be slutty on tumblr?

Good tags or communities to be either gross and gay or where I can maybe even show off in cute outfits?

Stuff like that. New to tumblr so I am consulting the ancestor spirits of this place.

[sluttyandesoteric]

So many parents judging their kids for getting a degree in the arcane arts.

“Why not get a job in something useful? Stay here and work on the farm”

Well if you knew anything DAD you’d know that me learning to put a protective ward against blight on your crops is pretty damn useful to the farm isn’t it.

Not everyone’s out here flinging fireballs.

I mean I am. But like, it helps to be versatile.

[sluttyandesoteric]

I be hitting my somatic components in the middle of conversations just to keep the other guy guessing.

Trying out a new mudra sign just for fun, see if the other guy pulls one out as a reaction.

Maybe I’m channeling my spiritual energy and shaping the ether for some big move. Or maybe I’m just gesticulating cause I’m autistic.

You don’t know…

[sluttyandesoteric]

People who use blood magic are so fucking annoying.

They really be out here forcing you to watch them self harm, drop a year off their lifespan just so they can win whenever they realize your spells better than theirs

Not only is it gross (and problematic), it’s kinda fucking bullshit