potassium

look what you have done to me, Andrew Cunningham, you sick bastard

[trangoldin]

[trangoldin]

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[shelleybel]

no idea what has her making this face

[shelleybel]

she remembered shes a little cat and has nothing to worry about

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[homestuck-shitposts]

[nueuhell]

Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

hey guys feeling demotivated so im making a note challenge!!

1 note: I quit being a sheriff

10 notes: I start a rebellion

100 notes: I take over the dynasty

1,000 notes: I start the first golden age of China

1,000,000,000 notes: idk I seduce qsh or something you guys let me know

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

new dynasty new me 😎

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

GUESS WHOSE GOLDEN AAAAAAGE

[qin-shi-huang-di]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS SEDITIOUS POST YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!

[strike-the-zither]

if this gets to 3k i'll bribe an itinerant scholar into writing anonymous slash fic

[qin-shi-huang-di]

NO THE FUCK YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!

[strike-the-zither]

4K and liu bang tops

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DETLE YUOR FUCKING BO G

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

wooo ya boy's getting paid tonight!!!!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

what do you mean by this, social media intern? his royal highness has made it clear this is an unpaid position.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

;O_O i mean i have grown rich in patriotism and legal knowledge under bixia's most illustrious tutelage.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

ok, yay! guards, you can take the horses back to the stables.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

we are 60 notes away from paying qsh’s poor intern uh an anonymous scholar!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

;;;OuO hiii peasants, this is bixia’s daily cease and desist edict. please stop liking and reblogging this. those who fail to obey will face dire and painful consequences ect ect

[conquerer-of-western-chu]

4k and Ying Zheng bottoms.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

[mangue-manguezal]

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

[tekunoraizu]

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

[4rtful3ndeavorz]

primarily nepeta doodles

[vibin-lemon]

[S] Seer: Descend had the same feeling of having to put down a puppy with cancer

[mspa-archive]

John Egbert was almost called “Clint Newton”, suggested by user “Stephen”. John’s name was suggested by “Cuttlefish”.

[eggwishing]

Miaowrailss

[zzemla]

oh how i love you jade harley!!!!!!

[ispykat]

i forget to post art here

sory

[reversewerewolf]

[milf--adjacent]

We could have stopped here

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back