THE SEVERUS SNAPE PYRAMID OF GREATNESS

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Ron: Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

Episode 6.14 - "Anniversaries"

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Tom: Ron, ask me if I'm sad.

Ron: No.

Episode 5.20 - "Jerry's Scrapbook"

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Ron: I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

Episode 6.10 - "Second Chunce"

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Ann: Allergies?

Ron: Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.

Episode 5.18 - "Animal Control"

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Ron: I regret nothing. The end.

Episode 5.17 - "Partridge"

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Ann: I gotta tell you, Ron. You were absolutely and totally right.

Ron: I know. Stop talking and get out.

Episode 5.15 - "Correspondents' Lunch"

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Swanson Pyramid of Greatness: B.O. - Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.

Episode 3.01 - "Go Big or Go Home"

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Ron: The dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday, but it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Episode 3x09 - "Fancy Party"

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Leslie: Does she have any weaknesses?

Ron: No.

Leslie: What do you mean, "no"? Everybody has a weakness.

Ron: Not machines. I honestly believe she was programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.

Episode 2.08 - "Ron and Tammy"

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Swanson Pyramid of Greatness: Friends - one to three is sufficient.

Episode 3.01 - "Go Big or Go Home"

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Ron: I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Episode 2.22 - "Telethon"

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"Certainly not. You must kill me."

There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise. Fawkes the phoenix was gnawing a bit of cuttlebone.

"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 33, page 683

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Ron: I got my first job when I was 9. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.

Episode 2.09 - "The Camel"

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Ron: I wish this office had only walls.

Episode 5.15 - "Correspondents' Lunch"

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Ron: I don't want to seem overdramatic, but I don't really care what happens here.

Episode 5.19 - "Article Two"

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Ron: I've had the same will since I was eight years old. Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal who has killed me.

Episode 6.05 - "Gin It Up!"

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Leslie: You only have nine toes?

Ron: I have the toes I have.

Episode 4.01 - "I'm Leslie Knope"