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I had my own karaoke machine and only had the demo cd's and that's why I know all the words to the following songs:

Blue Suede Shoes

She Bangs

Smooth

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I party pretty hard. Pretty hardcore music. Like Avril and Hedley.

I mean... lambs blood for breakfast. yeah. that sounds bad ass.

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I've been on stage. Acting.

Funny thing is, it worked

#works for everthing i tell ya #ipod #iphone #broken #fail #facebook

I've been playing mayonnaise for 13 years...

#stupid #patrick #mayo #pizza #congress #funny #humour

Every essay I've ever wrote^^

#all the time #wikipedia #homework #cheat #truth

My sister: Kayla? Me: yes? Sister: is cookie monster real? Me: .... What? Sister: I'm just not sure This story is cute until you know she's ten. Then it's sad

#im surrounded by idiots #fail #funny #sister #cookie monster #real #stupid

*fire alarm at my school Guy behind me: I hope it isn't cold outside. Guy behind me #2: why? Afraid you're gonna melt?

#what the fuck is wrong with you #when youre so cold you melt #fail #fire #school #stupid #hot #cold

*I dressed as applejack for Halloween. To avoid people being all "wtf" I said I was a cowgirl/apple farmer. Girl in photography: what are you? Me: I'm, er...a apple farmer Girl: like applejack? Me: I was gonna say that but I didn't was you to think I was weird. Girl: naw, I'm a hardcore bronie Me: shame about the delay, eh? Girl: oh, I don't watch the show, I look at the funny YouTube videos. Me: *eyetwitch

#HOW CAN YOU BE A HARDCORE BRONIE WITHOUT WATCHING THE SHOW #some peoples kids #halloween #school #my little pony #friendship is magic #bronie #applejack #rage

Worst of all I don't even like pepper! OMMGGGGG!

#protester #pepper spray #waiter #food #funny #comics

My vice principal is fucked.

Here is a fun story everyone can enjoy. So I have this friend named Cody. He's a pretty funny guy. He gets a lot of shit from our VP cause she has no sense of humor. Anywho, lately on his bus there has been a little issue with people throwing change on the bus. The bus driver called in the VP to yell at them when she had found over $5 in change. When she had finished her bitching, she sent them inside which was when Cody thoughtfully remarked: "it was just a tip for a job well done" The VP lost her shit and set him home.

#fucking teachers #humor #stories #story #bus #mean #teacher #clever