Alistair's Elven Mistress

| Maker's Breath.. But you're beautiful |

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

[internetserviceprovider]

Hermione: *plays the trombone*

Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*

[toodrunktofindaurl]

I hate this website for being such a weird inspiration source

[licieoic]

I am totally hearing a trombone version of the main Harry Potter theme in my head right now.

[the--neighborhood--executioner]

@potterheade @judeharley

[thetrippytrip]

dont you just love capitalism..  

[artemistylunalia]

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

[dovahh-queen]

@uriesinatra @judeharley @potterheade

[kaldwinss]

last christmas i told you my kink

but the very next day you shamed it away

[dovahh-queen]

@potterheade

[impressionismos]

Black Mirror Episodes, by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy (2016)

[the--neighborhood--executioner]

@uriesinatra FUCK @potterheade

[potterheade]

!!!!! I LOVE THIS

[coelasquid]

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

[akitron]

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

[judeharley]

@potterheade us???

[potterheade]

damn you right

[jumex]

[thiccolas-deactivated20201008]

pleasetrysomethingelse:

Twink bottoms be like: “look at this cake”

[naxal]

S.T.O.P.

[grabbjcj]

AHAHAHA

[the--neighborhood--executioner]

@d-r-e-a-m-i-n-q @potterheade

[potterheade]

blocked.

[postingwhileblack]

Damn, this is so good

[chickenqveen]

Hahahaha i cant even

[stability]

more things like this in 2k17 please

[the--neighborhood--executioner]

@judeharley @dovahh-queen I AM CRYING THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[judeharley]

matthew mcconauwho?? canceled

[cams-archive]

having anxiety and depression at the same time

[dovahh-queen]

@potterheade

[stability]

[asian]

Time to repost my favorite headline

[meetmeinthehallway]

dwight schrute 

[we-are-rogue]

[memewhore]

[babyanimalgifs]

[literarysext]

I can’t stop laughing

[lamaenthel]

okay but corgis are the wildest baseline doggo, u breed a corgi with any other pure bred and the dog will look like a short corgilicious version of the non-corgi breed

husky:

german shepherd:

dalmatian:

they’re all so beautiful thank you for your time

[jupitermami]

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

[somesleeze-deactivated20151013]

It’s called creating jobs

[fwizard]

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

[fortooate]

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)