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"Right here" ;DDD

meme | accepting

❝ I bet i could give you an orgasm without anyone n o t i c i n g. ❞

dimitri murmured, eyes cast forward as he leaned on the railing of the ship they were aboard. vlad was busy with sophie, chatting her up after the break they'd been apart. they were all on the way to see the grand duchess.

why not have everyone in a good mood?

#{ ;meme }#nsfw #im not sorry bye #voskreshenii

Send Me "Right Here" For A Public Sex Themed Sentence Starter!

1. "Come on, nobody's even looking"

2. "We should make a list of places to have sex"

3. "Stop it, I'm trying to watch the movie"

4. "I dare you to get on your knees right now"

5. "Just give me a little peek..."

6. "This place is pretty deserted, it's giving me ideas."

7. "Have you ever had sex in public."

8. "Can you remember all the dirty things we did last time we came here?"

9. "Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes."

10. "Think anyone would notice if I slipped my hand down your pants?"

11. "Stop grabbing my ass, people are looking."

12. "Shall we pull over? I know a great spot."

13. "Come on, I want to put on a show."

14. "I know a great club where we can do anything we want."

15. "I need you. Right now."

16. "Whats the weirdest place you've ever had sex?"

17. "Please? I'm really horny."

18. "I think this picnic needs spicing up a little."

19. "Lift up your shirt, let me see."

20. "I bet I could give you an orgasm without anyone noticing"

21. "You promised we could do it anywhere. So why not here?"

22. "How about we sneak off and go have our own fun?"

23. "You look so hot when you dance."

24. "Take your clothes off. Right here."

25. "Oops...I dropped my napkin"

26. "I don't think I can wait until we get home."

27. "Get up on the hood of the car so everyone can see."

28. "So...Have you ever had sex in a church?"

29. "Do you think anyone can see us from all the way up here?"

30. "Let me come in the changing room and help you out of that."

31. "You know what the best thing to do while camping is? Fuck."

32. "Is a playground at night a totally inappropriate place to fool around?"

33. "I need you to come in the supply closet and look at something."

34. "I don't want to go all the way home. Lets just do it here."

35. "You know...I've never actually had sex on a beach..."

36. "Lets just duck into the toilets. Nobody will know."

37. "What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex."

38. "Just put your hand under the table and feel it."

39. "I wonder if we can have sex in Ikea without being caught."

40. "This ghost train is supposed to last half an hour. I wonder what we can do in that time.."

41. "Looks like we're stuck here. How about we fool around?"

42. "It's dark enough in here to get away with anything"

43. "How great would it be to have sex on the London Eye?"

44. "Who cares if everyones watching?"

45. "I know the catacombs are spooky, but how about we explore it in our own way?"

46. "I would love to look over the whole of Paris while making love to you."

47. "who knows how long we will be stuck in this lift. Might as well occupy ourselves."

48. "Are you really flashing me? Here, of all places?"

49. "Lets see how much fun we can have in the library without making any sound."

50. "I've always wanted to fuck on a yacht."

#i will join the trash bregade #nsfw #{ ;memes }

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Send me "Let me help you." and my muse will react to your muse's hand sliding under my muse's clothes.

[ For my muse to slide their hand into your muse’s clothes, see here ]

#{ ;memes }#uou

joycemanor

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13/365 days of music: Donttrustme // 3OH!3

so tell your boyfriend, when he says he’s got beef,

that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

#{ ;music box }#shut your face

( starter for obsessiiones )

#obsessiiones #v; savage seas #yoooo

( starter for coronianthief )

#coronianthief #{ v: con artist }

( starter for voskreshenii )

#if youd rather have something just in our normal verse we can do that too tbh #v; savage seas #voskreshenii

icantbelieveitsnotdisney-blog

Dmitri has rad bike riding skills

#fr #{ ;visual }

why not.

like for a starter !

#{ ;starter call }

( at least she's not ugly )

"Shit—-!” She nearly stumbles back into the door and manages to right herself at the last minute, hand over her heart and glaring at the back of his head.

“You scared the hell out of me. I didn’t know anyone was in here.”

#v; savage seas #voskreshenii #babe

BLOG | VERSE

Legal Companion, Documentation Manager, & Con aboard the Dark Horse

Living on the streets since about eight years of age, Dimitri has always moved around. He hates having to stay still. He made his name as a con very young, but at 12, he was offered a better pitch in life — that of a companion. Training went on for six years, teaching him everything from art to dancing to how to behave in the civilized world. He would be well respected — having higher legal authority than most. He’s always allowed to pick his clients, and mark those who are unsavory in a book to share with other companions. It’s a profitable business and one treated as more than lowly prostitution. So, why would someone who already has it good in a port join a pirate gang? Dimitri wanted to travel. He would be able to do that on a ship. Meet more clients — see the world. When he met Flynn Rider in his main port, he told him what he could offer — not only companionship for his ship, but also the income it brought. Not only that, but he’d grown talented at forging paperwork — especially travel papers. He provided them for patrons seeking their way to and from the ports for extra profit on the side. So, he could provide the ship with the documentation needed to port and trade, as well as having a legally profitable member aboard the ship. It’s a nice trade.

#yo #did a thing #nothing fancy uou #v; savage seas

bunnyjennyphoto

#{ ;lust }#nsfw #hella

( cap'n )

❛ AS CURIOUS and concerned as i am… for how you managed to get it — i don’t wanna know. but good job. if that’s the praise you’re looking for. still doesn’t excuse the mess you made. ❜