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I am Barisi trash. Dammit Raúl.

[power-bottom-barba]

[hoennechidna]

[frederickchllton-deactivated201]

[mimisempai]

So close…

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[paininmyheart-imalive]

THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂

[thatswingfromnaruto]

Me: Ok Micha I gotta go now so I can’t pet you anymore

Micha: Cruel woman, I never loved you anyways.

[dragonthistle]

Me:*puts my cat on a diet with a timed feeder*

Snowflake: mother why do you not feed me? Why have you done such a cruel act of god? I shall scream to the heavens till I am given the bounties of the lord.

[rafealbarba]

barisi in every episode → 19x04; No Good Reason

[indianajoness]

“I was in the fetal position on the floor rocking back and forth like oh my god…my heart never settled.”

[indianajoness]

Follower Friday Request by teamsladsandgents   ↳Rafael Barba + causal wear

[indianajoness]

You’re a feminist icon, Rafael.

Insp by x

[indianajoness]

Law and Order SVU: Rafael Barba in Every Episode           -> Girl Dishonored - S14EP20

[spicymochi]

big sip

[mimisempai]

Chemistry…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jozstankovich]

@megadweebus

[barbaxcarisi]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Law & Order: SVU Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rafael Barba/Dominick “Sonny” Carisi Jr. Characters: Rafael Barba, Dominick “Sonny” Carisi Jr. Additional Tags: Smut, Developing Relationship, These assholes are at it again, Sex, Sequel Series: Part 2 of This Is Getting Good Now Summary:

Sonny dipped his head and kissed Barba’s neck, forcing himself to pull his hands away from the other man’s skin.  A temporary loss, but he was goal-oriented, and started to undo the buttons of Rafael’s shirt.  Colorful, eye-catching, perfectly Barba.  Sonny should have known it was him the first moment he saw him down the street, beard or no beard. 

He liked the beard.

He lifted his chin and let his cheek rub up against Barba’s as he kissed up to his ear, loving the feeling of the beard against his face.  The scent of Rafael’s expensive-smelling cologne transported him to all the long nights spent in his office pouring over details of their cases or arguing about precedent. He wondered how he ever let all those nights pass without kissing him.  Barba had said it wasn’t as though they could have done anything about it, back then.  If Sonny had known that Rafael had been attracted to him as well, he damn well would have put that to the test.

[power-bottom-barba]

I helped write this!

[power-bottom-barba]

Hi um, I absolutely adore you work to an obsessive extent! I am getting back into the swing of things and was wondering if I could have your assessment on a piece I threw together? Please let me know!

Oh hey, sure! And thank you!!!

[barbaxcarisi]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Law & Order: SVU Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rafael Barba/Dominick “Sonny” Carisi Jr. Characters: Rafael Barba, Dominick “Sonny” Carisi Jr. Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Established Relationship, Fluff, Post-Episode: s19e13 The Undiscovered Country Summary:

“Here, I bought this for you.” Rafael handed him the to-go cup. “Oh, and a word of advice, when you need a refill but don’t have time to hit the coffee cart, go up to the third floor. It’s the best of the worst.”

“Thanks,” Sonny’s tone was genuine. He did appreciate Rafael’s gesture, even if he did feel a bit like a kid whose mom was handing him his lunch box on the first day of school. At least Rafael hadn’t told him to “just be himself.”

Rafael kissed him one more time before gently pushing him toward the door. “Knock ‘em dead, ADA Carisi.”

[octothorpetopus]

SVU Things To Remember (part 1)

1. Carisi does crossword puzzles

2. Barba went to Catholic school

3. Rollins has a tattoo of her name on her arm

4. Barba got suspended after “Know It All”

5. Cassidy once looked up and memorized the word ‘fledgling’ just to impress Olivia

6. Carisi’s blood type is O-negative