"And we have no future..."

Iris(Pink), He/Him. Intern(Tan), It/Its. Mint(Green), They/She. Erin(Blue), She/Her.

[quad-interns]

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\\Mod here! Welcome to another intern blog!! I think people just love these lil bunnies..

\\Rps and replies will be very inconsistent as I'm just doing this to have fun.

Rules:

1. I'm not exactly a safe space to vent, nor am I open to.

2. No smutty/lemon/suggestive stuff, please.

-> though I might be exploring dark themes here, to clarify for future posts. But I won't do anything sexual of the sort.

3. Consider the person behind the screen, and maybe use tone tags? If anything is for the interns(even hate mail), please say so!

4. M/As are welcome, but I'll pick and choose what I want to happen. Same with asks.

\\I'll add to these if I ever need to.

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(Ian't just say Intern Intern... or can I?)

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- Intern Mint: Mint posts

- A patient?: asks

- A visitor?: continued rps

- A memory?: lore

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- Headfriend: Headbanging Anomaly!!!

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 1 · Four Interns, all siblings · Template by: @\e-00z Iris- He/Him, femme-presenting male. Works as an intern, looks up to D

[headbangeranomaly]

…For anyone who wants to show appreciation to their favorite anomaly. Me, by the way. It’s me. I think the image is broken but that’s okay. Just click it…!

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Our favourite! >U< -Intern

Yes, yes, yes! XP -Mint

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so how are you guys dealing with the younger erin?

She's just needs her space. Thankfully, we're in our dormitory, so we can give her a tiny burrow.

Mint's been snuggling with her more, and Erin's been chinning her. I'm glad she's getting back into some habits. -Iris

She's so cuuuute! I feel bad for her a bit because she seems upset on the surface, yeah, but I know that she's repressed so much in her bigger form, and that she doesn't allow herself to not repress in her bigger form. When she's smaller, she feels. I think she's grateful. Maybe we should do this more... -Intern

3/10

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wait, who let this child in? Where’s their parents???

Sh...Shuddup! I-I... get out!!! -Erin

2/10

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ey erin you alright you uh. you’re a kid. baby. want a lollipop?

...hmph

... take it, Minty... -Erin

Oh! Thank you, Erin! -Mint

I love you, Sibs... -Erin

I love you too, Sis! -Mint

1/10

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Hey Erin guess what. I’m a certified magician.

Bazam: you’re now a child for 10 asks.

Seeya!

Phew... that was a hard shift... I'm glad to be back in our dorms.. hm? That ask... -Iris

...

Wait... the HELL DO YOU MEAN BY-

*poof*

...this is unfair... I don't like this! I- mgrrr... -Erin

You need any... oh. C'mere..

*Intern picked Erin up and held her close, letting her cry on it. Not because of the ask, but because in this body, she finally allowed herself to cry, to feel.*

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out of all of your coworkers, who would you trust with your secrets?

No-one. Not until they prove to me that they truly would trust an anomaly. -Erin

Uh... I guess Hestia. -Intern

Mm? Uh... Jon, he's one of the folks that also treat Ratthew with... respect. -Iris

Anyone, really! If they want me to say my truth, I can tell them.

In actuality, I've already told someone. Mister Egilhard found out because he was... very observant. -Mint

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curse of slimey shift upon you. slime

NAY. NAY. END YOUR SHENANIGANS NOW YOU HOOLIGAN. I SHALL NOT BE BOUND TO THIS ACCURSED SHIFT, I SHALL NOT BE CURSED WITH THE ICK OF SLIME. BACK OFF I SAY!!!

*you were sprayed by the fire extinguisher* -Intern

[headbangeranomaly]

Slime can’t be that bad..!! It’s not like it’s living, or anything…

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... slimebert...

HB, you gotta understand. The slime gets deep in my fur. The slime is infected with illness. The slime gets everywhere on a slime shift. EVEN ON THE CEILING. -Intern

[headbangeranomaly]

On the ceiling…? That does suck, but I have heard that that slime is green. And I think green is a pretty cool color… #NotBiasedAtAll

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Green is good... eh, it's okay to be biased. My favourite colours are because of my family. -Intern

And Barney. -Iris

Shut fuck your up??? -Intern

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Guys I beg you just remove the anomalies and treat the actual hurt animals

You don't go to *checks notes* anomaly central and ask for discrimination. -Erin

Erin's passionate about this thing. We want to minimise harm while we do work. Of course, we put up facades around the others... but when alone... I like following Erin's way of doing this. -Intern

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*another Intern, this one a much lighter pink than Iris, appears to be trying to eat the check-in desk. It isn't having any luck.*

... hi! I don't think the check-in is tasty... d-do ya want beef jerky? -Mint

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*An ambulance arrives, flooding the hospital with patients*

*All but 3 of the arrivals are anomalies*

Strap down, and FUCKLE up buddies. Bring meat on you! -Intern

Don't say fuckle up. -Erin

I say whatever I want and you can't do anything about it! -Intern

I'm glad none of our coworkers are in today... that means I can treat our fellows, too. -Iris

I'll bring the meats... we have some good Leftovers to calm them... -Mint

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curse of slimey shift upon you. slime

NAY. NAY. END YOUR SHENANIGANS NOW YOU HOOLIGAN. I SHALL NOT BE BOUND TO THIS ACCURSED SHIFT, I SHALL NOT BE CURSED WITH THE ICK OF SLIME. BACK OFF I SAY!!!

*you were sprayed by the fire extinguisher* -Intern

[headbangeranomaly]

Slime can’t be that bad..!! It’s not like it’s living, or anything…

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... slimebert...

HB, you gotta understand. The slime gets deep in my fur. The slime is infected with illness. The slime gets everywhere on a slime shift. EVEN ON THE CEILING. -Intern

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I'm in need of a vessel to interact with your world.

Damn Secretary turned me away.

Got any recommendations?

1. L + Ratio -Intern

Oh my stars, Intern you can't just-

Whatever... why not any doctors? -Iris

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Hey uh interns is there supposed to be five empty pizza boxes, a fire extinguisher, and 12 empty cans of energy drinks in Room 5

.

FUCK. IGNORE THAT. IM SO SORRY. -Intern

Someone apparently had a party without us??? Traitor??? -Iris

Oh... so that's why... yeah, I get it now... at least we got pizza from that. -Mint

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curse of slimey shift upon you. slime

NAY. NAY. END YOUR SHENANIGANS NOW YOU HOOLIGAN. I SHALL NOT BE BOUND TO THIS ACCURSED SHIFT, I SHALL NOT BE CURSED WITH THE ICK OF SLIME. BACK OFF I SAY!!!

*you were sprayed by the fire extinguisher* -Intern

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Hey uh... Erin. It looked like you wanted to snap at that other guy. You uh,, you waanna let out what's on your mind?

... oh... uh... right. Sorry you had to see that.

Iris is... the more composed of our group... when it comes to... restraint.

... but you don't want me to be silent...

I'll... I'll put my confession below... -Erin

I'm tired, folks. I'm tired of how us anomalies are treated, I'm tired of hiding myself, I'm tired of pretending as if I don't already have a suggestion to help. But no, I'm not allowed to help. Maybe my ideas are just a fever dream, just an ambition that can never be real... but... I just don't want to hide. I don't want to be hurt again. You animals think that you're better when you can be dragged down to our level.

I'm angry because some folks also experiment on others to get what they think is right done. I'm angry and frustrated and annoyed, and I want this all to end. Family and friends alike have been taken, all for some... "greater good". What kind of good is it when folks mourn over animals who haven't really died, simply replaced by a growing hunger that will eat at your own mind and sanity?!

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Hey can you get rid of this please? I dunno where I should put it.

Dumps anomaly body on the counter

Oh! Uh... y'know you can just use the bins, right...??? -Mint

Eh, it's fine.

More meat for us. -Intern