Lisa Cuddy, M.D.

(a lisa cuddy askblog, because there weren't enough of her, and thats criminal.)

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

(How do people even start one of these? I run hospital administration, not blogs...)

I'm Lisa Cuddy, dean of medicine at PPTH. Decided to get one of these because I know multiple of my employees (@gregs-house, @drjewilson) already have- and well, I can barely keep an eye on them during work hours, so might as well try to keep an eye on them here. (Plus, it does look like fun to answer questions outside of professional emails.)

Feel free to ask any questions and I'll answer to anything within reason (so nothing about my sex life or anything House chooses to say about me!) on my limited down time.

NOTICE: House, if you're reading this, don't think that I don't know this is why you're on your phone all of the time. Do your clinic hours.

– C

// mod here!!

in terms of boundaries, there's not many of note! mostly just to keep nsfw to a minimum of just jokes because im ace and not particularly fond of sex. not gonna be answering to anything like. gross. thank you! :3

also i'm leaving the timeline a little purposefully ambiguous but at the very least cuddy's not dating house- so either a pre-season 7 deal or just a little canon divergence where they don't date at all both work.

(can also keep in mind that i fully support all cuddy yuri but i am slightly biased towards studdy out of spite for house /hj)

notice: mod loves his best friends but also needs them dead do NOT send in asks you guys do NOT get what im going through

[houseandwilsonmd]

Heard from one of your nurses that you tried to reopen your stitches. What the hell?

let me work on my case so i have something to do

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

No. I'm not letting you work just to keep you from hurting yourself.

[houseandwilsonmd]

guys what the hell is going on

House is at PPTH, I don’t think he would really appreciate me stating what happened but it isn’t good. He’s on a 72 hour psychiatric hold and very mad about it.

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

If anyone's wondering, it was my idea. I'll be suffering through his anger for the next lifetime for this, but. Well. Better safe than sorry.

[houseandwilsonmd]

house i love you, I hope you're ok.

i’m fine. wilson’s overreacting.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

Overreacting?? You need sutures. You fucking idiot.

[houseandwilsonmd]

House. Are you in danger right now??

i’ll figure aomething out.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

House, I'm coming over myself if I need to. Hell, even if James is up, I'm still going.

[houseandwilsonmd]

don’t.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

No.

I'm calling James.

[houseandwilsonmd]

great, hes freakng out. hope youre happy.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

Well, with the way he hung up on me, it sounds pretty urgent. I'm not happy by any means, and I'm still on the way, but it's better than it was two seconds ago. So if you can call that happy i am ecstatic.

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

Nevermnd. James told me. I'm heading to the hospital.

[houseandwilsonmd]

House. Are you in danger right now??

i’ll figure aomething out.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

House, I'm coming over myself if I need to. Hell, even if James is up, I'm still going.

[houseandwilsonmd]

don’t.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

No.

I'm calling James.

[houseandwilsonmd]

great, hes freakng out. hope youre happy.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

Well, with the way he hung up on me, it sounds pretty urgent. I'm not happy by any means, and I'm still on the way, but it's better than it was two seconds ago. So if you can call that happy i am ecstatic.

[houseandwilsonmd]

House. Are you in danger right now??

i’ll figure aomething out.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

House, I'm coming over myself if I need to. Hell, even if James is up, I'm still going.

[houseandwilsonmd]

don’t.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

No.

I'm calling James.

[houseandwilsonmd]

House. Are you in danger right now??

i’ll figure aomething out.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

House, I'm coming over myself if I need to. Hell, even if James is up, I'm still going.

[houseandwilsonmd]

I got woken up by half a dozen concerned phone calls talking about you. What's going on?

nothing that involves you

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

House- Greg. We're friends. I'm just as worried about you as everyone else, if not moreso. What's going on.

[gregs-house]

OOC: believe it or not i used to get a FUCK ton of asks. im talking my ask box was filled up to like 60 one day lmfao. rn its about 15 but that might become like a lot so im making a little google sheet thing so you guys are up to date lol. (this will be on my pinned post soon)

REQUEST BOXES

REQUEST BOXES

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// greory house ask blog gets a billion asks a day, millions unsurprised.

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// me when i forget to.... post.... all the time. so busy watching house md that i forget to post on my house md character askblog

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// WHOOPS i disappeared for a month again DAMMIT

[gregs-house]

reblogging this again because… i keep disappearing. ill be up and running in a week i think

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// YOURE ALIVE?????

[gregs-house]

//shockingly… yes.

ive never been a big hamilton guy or anything but i feel like

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// WELCOME BACK LMAO???

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// me when i forget to.... post.... all the time. so busy watching house md that i forget to post on my house md character askblog

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// WHOOPS i disappeared for a month again DAMMIT

[gregs-house]

reblogging this again because… i keep disappearing. ill be up and running in a week i think

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

// YOURE ALIVE?????

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I need a day off to sleep. I’ve started hallucinating.

Hallucinating? Are you okay?

Of course you can have time off, you have plenty of PTO saved up since you barely ever stop working. Maybe that's part of the problem. Stay home, rest up.

[houseandwilsonmd]

Christ, I just saw this.

House, you're not going to bother Wilson- or anyone for that matter- if you feel like this.

Please talk to someone before you do something stupid. Doesn't have to be me, but... I'm here too.

i forgot you follow this blog. if you actually want to be helpful, prescribe me an opioid that actually works. otherwise, leave me alone.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I can't just prescribe you opioids because the one you're already on isn't helping. If the vicodin isn't, then I can't be sure something else will, and I'm not gonna help you overdose.

[houseandwilsonmd]

i said get me opioids or leave me alone, not get me opioids or lecture me.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I don't think I should leave you alone if you're searching your boyfriend's apartment for opioids!

[houseandwilsonmd]

i found them. leave me alone now.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I don't think I will, actually! I'm worried about you. I'll get Wilson up if I have to, I'm serious.

[houseandwilsonmd]

if you wake wilson up i’m not doing clinic duty for a year.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

Why the hell would I care about your clinic duty right now? I'm not doing this as your boss, I'm doing this as your friend. Pick up the phone, dammit.

[houseandwilsonmd]

i hate you.

-house

I have it from here. Thank you.

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

Please make sure he's okay. And take care of yourself, too, James.

[houseandwilsonmd]

Christ, I just saw this.

House, you're not going to bother Wilson- or anyone for that matter- if you feel like this.

Please talk to someone before you do something stupid. Doesn't have to be me, but... I'm here too.

i forgot you follow this blog. if you actually want to be helpful, prescribe me an opioid that actually works. otherwise, leave me alone.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I can't just prescribe you opioids because the one you're already on isn't helping. If the vicodin isn't, then I can't be sure something else will, and I'm not gonna help you overdose.

[houseandwilsonmd]

i said get me opioids or leave me alone, not get me opioids or lecture me.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I don't think I should leave you alone if you're searching your boyfriend's apartment for opioids!

[houseandwilsonmd]

i found them. leave me alone now.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I don't think I will, actually! I'm worried about you. I'll get Wilson up if I have to, I'm serious.

[houseandwilsonmd]

if you wake wilson up i’m not doing clinic duty for a year.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

Why the hell would I care about your clinic duty right now? I'm not doing this as your boss, I'm doing this as your friend. Pick up the phone, dammit.

[houseandwilsonmd]

Christ, I just saw this.

House, you're not going to bother Wilson- or anyone for that matter- if you feel like this.

Please talk to someone before you do something stupid. Doesn't have to be me, but... I'm here too.

i forgot you follow this blog. if you actually want to be helpful, prescribe me an opioid that actually works. otherwise, leave me alone.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I can't just prescribe you opioids because the one you're already on isn't helping. If the vicodin isn't, then I can't be sure something else will, and I'm not gonna help you overdose.

[houseandwilsonmd]

i said get me opioids or leave me alone, not get me opioids or lecture me.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I don't think I should leave you alone if you're searching your boyfriend's apartment for opioids!

[houseandwilsonmd]

i found them. leave me alone now.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I don't think I will, actually! I'm worried about you. I'll get Wilson up if I have to, I'm serious.

[houseandwilsonmd]

Christ, I just saw this.

House, you're not going to bother Wilson- or anyone for that matter- if you feel like this.

Please talk to someone before you do something stupid. Doesn't have to be me, but... I'm here too.

i forgot you follow this blog. if you actually want to be helpful, prescribe me an opioid that actually works. otherwise, leave me alone.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I can't just prescribe you opioids because the one you're already on isn't helping. If the vicodin isn't, then I can't be sure something else will, and I'm not gonna help you overdose.

[houseandwilsonmd]

i said get me opioids or leave me alone, not get me opioids or lecture me.

-house

[ppthdeancuddyofficial]

I don't think I should leave you alone if you're searching your boyfriend's apartment for opioids!