reidi

He/him || I post about my silly fics and paracosms for my fav characters and fandoms || DO NOT GIVE ME ASKS FOR MONEY || matching with mage

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

I’ve seen people with pinned introduction pages and have decided I need one now, too.

Hi! I’m Reidi.

I also go by Ace, Arden, and any other name you can scrounge up from my old Discord servers.

I go by he/him. The fandoms I’m in change often, but the big ones are HTTYD, the Life Series (and Minecraft in general), and Hannibal. Sometimes I get back into DSMP and FNAF, too. (I don’t support the actions of any problematic creators within these fandoms. Cough. DSMP.)

I have an ongoing series called Runaway Kings. It’s a “What if they had dragons?” version of a fic I read, in which Dagur and Hiccup run away together as brothers. I think it’s fun.

I also have a couple Life Series series. One is currently The Monster Above the Bed, which is my rewrites of aggressiveCries’s series “the cannibals we are”. Also based on aggressiveCries is Come on Down to Murder Town!, which I haven’t posted anything for yet.

My blog is just me ranting about my current fixations and yelling into the void about Runaway Kings posts on ao3.

PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME DMS OR ASKS FOR ANY SEXUAL PURPOSES OR FOR DONATIONS OF ANY KIND.

Ao3 User Link: https://archiveofourown.org/users/reidi0ace

Works:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63805147

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I can’t get the RK link to work 💔

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

I feel like I’m losing it.

Does anyone else remember that one song that had all of the Minecraft music discs that were out at the time,?? The lyrics focused on a guy (don’t remember his name) and his dog Beewee, and then Slimecicle had a segment that ended in him (presumably) killing Beewee

I ask because I can’t find it on Spotify. I thought it was called Into the End/To the End, but idk.

“Everywhere I go I seem to be finding these endermen, mess around with one of my guys then we’ll see what’s happening, pull up with the diamonds and the score we’re gon’ be settling, cus mining is a lifestyle, got all of these creepers trembling.

Running through the village with these emeralds that I’m ‘bout to send, don’t matter if the sun is up or down, we out here killing them, my inventory stacked with them eyes and we going to the end, yeah I say we’re (???)ing on some dragons and we ending them!

I… got a dog, his name is Bee…wee… Everyone say hi, everyone say hi to him!

(Hi, Beewee!)

Swi….ftness II these mobs can’t see… me!

Pu….nching trees, it hurts my fi…ngies.”

And then Slimecicle’s part goes something like uhhh

“Like music disc 13, I’m eerie and mean, you try to Pigstep up to me? HA! I’m green. You see you (??) like Beewee’s nether may never see him again

Stacks of diamond blocks?! BUT YOU FORGOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!

Awe, Beewee’s about to get a Minecraft achievement! The end.” (Dog death noise)

[theseventeensteps]

hey all u long-form writers out there (novels, novellas, serialized fiction, anything): how long are your chapters?

google tells me 2,500-5,000 words is normal, but every time i write a chapter it ends up being around 3,000 and 5k just seems so INCREDIBLY long

how long are yours? pls tell me in replies for science

[stars-forever]

I write a lot of different stuff but for my novel I say the average is like 3,000. Some are shorter, others are a lot longer.

[evilwriter37]

Mine can go between 1,000 words and 6,000 words. It really depends on how the chapter feels. Like, did I accomplish what I wanted to going into it? I wouldn’t worry too much about chapter word count honestly. If it feels like the right chapter length, then it probably is.

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

I often end up writing 1000-ish words. It’s 1000 to 3000 words for me normally, and I often have to push myself to go further.

Lately, I’ve been trying to write 5000 word chapters, but that’s just for the sake of how an extra long chapter looks on ao3 lol.

[nerdyartisandrittin]

Mine tend to be in the 2000-5000 word range when I actually write chapters, a lot of my fics are just oneshots and the chapter splitting is just so I can release them slowly haha

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

Oh yeah! I’ve been doing that recently as well. One of my newest works is set only to post after I’ve finished the full thing.

[thereweredragonshere]

Cna u make a fusion: deadly nadder and light fury?

[theseventeensteps]

hey all u long-form writers out there (novels, novellas, serialized fiction, anything): how long are your chapters?

google tells me 2,500-5,000 words is normal, but every time i write a chapter it ends up being around 3,000 and 5k just seems so INCREDIBLY long

how long are yours? pls tell me in replies for science

[stars-forever]

I write a lot of different stuff but for my novel I say the average is like 3,000. Some are shorter, others are a lot longer.

[evilwriter37]

Mine can go between 1,000 words and 6,000 words. It really depends on how the chapter feels. Like, did I accomplish what I wanted to going into it? I wouldn’t worry too much about chapter word count honestly. If it feels like the right chapter length, then it probably is.

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

I often end up writing 1000-ish words. It’s 1000 to 3000 words for me normally, and I often have to push myself to go further.

Lately, I’ve been trying to write 5000 word chapters, but that’s just for the sake of how an extra long chapter looks on ao3 lol.

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

Help me pick out my next read!

Currently, I’m seven books into The Iliad, and The Odyssey is to follow immediately after, but that’s not exactly a book I can pick up in between lessons as classes start back up. That in mind, here’s all of the books I own that I think I could be interested in reading, separated by my only somewhat genre-based categorization.

Nonfiction: The Shark Almanac, Syllabus, Make it Stick, The Communist Manifesto, On Writing, The Mysteries of History

Fantasy: The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, How to Train Your Dragon

Historical: Hang a Thousand Trees With Ribbons, Two Tickets to Freedom, Farewell to Manzanar, Mine Eyes Have Seen, A Ride into Morning

Mythology: Irish Fairy and Folk Tales, Scottish Folk and Fairy Tales, Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes, Greek & Roman Myths

Horror: Misery, H.P. Lovecraft (A Collection), The Shining, The Exorcist, The October Country, ‘Salem’s Lot

Classic: Mary Shelley (A Collection), The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Treasure Island, Tales of Edgar Allen Poe, Pride and Prejudice, Dracula, 1984, Little Women, Watership Down, Anne of Green Gables

Uncategorized: Mansfield Park, Skin (And Other Stories)

There’s a few others, which are basically all writing guides, but I didn’t feel like including them.

Let me know what you think! If you’ve read these, give me your ratings (and let me know if I need to prepare tissues).

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

I feel like an absolute dickhead rn bcs im writhing and screaming over… (checks notes) an hour to get two birthday bags and put perfume on

and then im going to spend 30 minutes meeting my teachers (which I am normally excited for???) before getting an hour and a half to gather what I need for the year ahead (and say what I don’t alr have) before going to work out for an hour

I think it’s because the dog got out earlier; that usually leaves me comatose for a half hour or so

That and the fact that every conversation I have with my parents sounds a lot like “here’s a new thing you didn’t know you were doing! I’m going to ask a question you AND YOUR BROTHER (THAT I ACTUALLY SOMETIMES LISTEN TO) already answered twice!”

I keep giggling nervously and it’s making me mad at myself

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[the-madratter24]

@nerdyartisandrittin

[nerdyartisandrittin]

@pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

Following a short-lived fixation on my bookmarked analyst/analyst-adjacent!Izuku fanfics, an idea took root in my head based on this one fic I read, namely, the part of it where Izuku begins creeping people out via the contents of his notebooks.

I thought, “Huh, you know who also has something like notebooks? Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III.” And thus, two of my brain cells struck each other like flint, and the resulting spark was named ‘bladetongue’—or ‘as above, so below’; it’s difficult to think titles when I’m working without an outline.

Now, there is nothing at all complete about this work. I’ve been debating whether to even continue it since the hype died the first time. It was initially meant to be a sort of political thriller, honestly, even though I have zero clue how to write those in a modern setting, let alone another I know so little about. However, I am absolutely delighted with the current product, and I would be remiss to let it rot in my docs.

So, my question is this:

Would anyone read that?

Yes

No

No Opinion (See Results)

Voting ended onJun 25

Following the closing of this poll, or whenever I next click on this app, I’ll check the results and act accordingly.

This is where the link to the fic will go if the Yes option gets enough votes (read: even one click).

[pr0m3th3u5-5p4d3]

HI Y’ALL!! MY BAD. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

Fellows and fellas, I present as above, so below!

im gonna be so deadass the endgame ship is grimmel/hiccup. idk how. but i have a vision.

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[yabiiiii]

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[chrispypineappleburger]

Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful

[the-haiku-bot]

Saw this and thought of

sharing it because it is

very beautiful

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

Blue Coelacanth Fish Tufted Rug by ClucludieCreatures

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[orgasmic-garlic]

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

[the-haiku-bot]

reporting all ads

as malicious because all

ads are malicious

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.